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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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Runner05 · 23/01/2016 09:12

Lauren that looks positive to me. Get yourself a FRER to confirm.

I know I've said it a million times but if there's a line on a FRER no matter how faint you know you are upduffed!

Evergreen15 · 23/01/2016 09:08

I am Spanish and DP is the most loving English man SmileSmile
We both love plants so a plant flower name would be ideal. However, I need a name that both families can pronounce. A part of me wanted a Spanish name since it is already hard for my family that we live over here, nice to show my roots Smile
But all the nice names have that rolling rrrrrrr or the c that sounds more z or aren't baby names as Lola

But I will think about that when I am well upduffed. I think it is a beautiful thing to do and I am saving it Smile

I think people can ruin that beutiful thing by arguing so much

Zazzles our baby name list would kick ass! We would come up with the most exciting ones!

Stark your sis sounds hilarious! And why on earth are you up at 3 am?!

Welcome EllieSmile

Miley I LOVE the name River. OMG!!!! It sound so free and wild!!! SmileSmileSmileSmile

Imp!!!! That is an awful typo!!! i thought you meant BFP and I was throwing my hands in the air!!! But you are not out...it is all fun and games in the Fab bus Grin

Lauren well done on hoarding. It is 9:10, show us the goods

ImpYCelyn · 23/01/2016 08:28

They're called one step

Feefeefs · 23/01/2016 08:26

harriet I like its Irish names too it was all the arguing over spelling and whether or not it was a "new" name etc that was annoying me!

Our names are a bit boring DH has a family name which has to be continued and then I would like to call a DD after my mum. If we have a third I think they're getting a crazy name Grin

Kathrino · 23/01/2016 08:23

Um, I also thought that pony colic was the same as baby colic and had always wondered why it seemed (from my experience of reading horsey books when I was a child) so much more serious in a horse than a baby...BlushBlushBlush

Confusedcat1 · 23/01/2016 08:21

Which eBay cheapies do you use impy?

Mileymoocow · 23/01/2016 08:16

I have no IC pregnancy test but I do have opks left which I'm currently using to satisfy my poas urge because I'm only 7dpo if I'm not upduffed this cycle I might treat myself to a cb fertility monitor as a treat for suffering af's ugly face again.

ImpYCelyn · 23/01/2016 08:10

Confused I love clear blue digital, it's my go to for confirmation, but no, they're not very sensitive. eBay cheapies are, and at 1.70 for 10 I don't mind going mad on them Grin

Confusedcat1 · 23/01/2016 08:02

Isn't it funny, before I was Ttc it never even occurred to me that a pregnancy test could be inconclusive or dubious or that we would be analysing lines.... I always just thought if you were pregnant it would be blindingly obvious like in the photos on the instructions
😂

Guess I am born to be a clear blue digital girl, problem is they are not very sensitive are they?

I'm now 9dpo and starting to get antsy. I'm determined not to test before a missed af though. I don't have any Internet cheapies!

ImpYCelyn · 23/01/2016 07:51

Lauren please feedback on your saved fmu if it hits the 6 hour mark - I'm still trying to work out if in just a toxic freak HmmGrin

Fab line there though!

ImpYCelyn · 23/01/2016 07:50

Sorry Zazzles! Just about the worst typo to have on a ttc thread GrinGrinGrin

Nothing wrong with a bit of ponce. Tbh the more dealings o have with children the more I realise London is a haven for the weird abs wonderful when it comes to names!!

Laurenrl · 23/01/2016 07:49

No chemists open last night to get a proper test and couldn't hold it til they open at nine, but got a slightly darker line on a cheapie again and saved some FMU for when super drug opens

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
ZazzlesTheCat2 · 23/01/2016 07:46

imp ur bfp typo made me a teeny bit excited then.. Sorry another bfn.

Big temp drop this morning, so just waiting for the bwitch to arrive

Baby names - I've got same connections as you imp (I.e I am! And in SE), but I prefer the poncified names Grin

LisaTheGreek · 23/01/2016 07:29

Happy weekend everyone!

Thanks for all the lovely get-well-soon messages. It's just a bad cold and will hopefully scuttle off in a few days.

I would love to have a nice connection to foreign names or something interesting. I'm from Kent, so a boring Southerner.

I'd never been on the baby names thread before but went to check them out last night. Saw someone had named their child Temperance (nothing wrong with that but as a Simpsons fan it just reminds me of the trashy romance book Marge writes - 'her name was Temperance Barrows and her heart was heavy with feeling'. Maybe it's just me....!

ImpYCelyn · 23/01/2016 06:53

Aargh Miley well spotted! Yes, sadly I did mean bfn

Mileymoocow · 23/01/2016 06:51

impy I got so excited there but I think you mean bfn? You're not out until you're out 😉

ImpYCelyn · 23/01/2016 06:34

Starky I'm laughing so hard at walking the baby. And at your ghost!

Lisa I hope you feel better soon. That sounds rough! I recommend chic baileys. It's my new cure for everything.

Hi Ellie welcome to the thread Smile

Baby names are a mine field. My two have French names, mainly because we've always planned to eventually upsticks. But they do sound a bit poncetastic in SE London. If the next one is a girl she's getting a Welsh name. Loads of girls walking round UK with French names with no French connection, anyone who doesn't like my tenuous Welsh connection can swivel.

BFP this morning. Pretty sure that's the outcome for the cycle and I'll be joining the Fab bus Wink but still got a few days left to delude myself

Mileymoocow · 23/01/2016 06:28

Oh and as for bizarre names, I have 2 baby cousins called River and Gage, and my friends little boy is called London James jury is still out on that one. I like odd names, OH isn't so keen. Ours are relatively safe choices. Hi5 to Northern tho stark. Tho I'm unfortunately more Cheryl Cole sounding, not looking. Sigh.

Mileymoocow · 23/01/2016 06:23

starky as a horsey woman, I'm laughing so hard at your sister! Please keep a watchful eye on her incase your dc ends up with a head collar on being dragged round for trying to lie down.

Hi ellie and welcome Smile

EllieJayJay · 23/01/2016 03:44

I lost my hope again today

EllieJayJay · 23/01/2016 03:36

New here :)

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/01/2016 03:19

One for the horsey ladies...was watching a programme about babies with my dsis, the baby was crying and couldn't be soothed, nappy change, a fuss, fed, nothing was working, so I was trying to explain how some babies have colic. She looked at me with abject horror and went "but babies can't walk! How do you walk a baby?! They're already lying down! How do you stop then rolling?! Do you ring a vet? A doctor?!" And I had to explain, after I'd finished laughing, that baby colic was different from horse colic and didn't mean twisted guts! She was MOST relieved. I think for a split second she thought we'd have to have the imaginary baby put down by a vet! Grin

She also managed to scare the bejeesus out of me by making me think the dog was deathly ill, it had a rice sized tumour! We were taking the dog to the vet first thing Monday and had me googling the pet insurance....until she realised it was the dogs microchip!

In other news, I've just come outside for a 5 minute cool down as I was boiling, something hissing in the dark outside in a rhythmic fashion, I thought it was some kind of ghost until I realised it was in fact, coming from next door, he must be sleeping with the window open and it was his sleep apnoea machine.

Sage to say, it's been one of those nights!

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ElleSarcasmo · 23/01/2016 00:53

Imp hope you will have your BFP soon Flowers

ElleSarcasmo · 23/01/2016 00:52

Congratulations Lauren! Flowers

Lisa sorry you're feeling poorly, hope you feel better after some rest.

Wow you guys were right about baby names! So entertaining!

Totally agree with what others said about people playing down the trying...it does make it harder to deal with it not happening straight away. Going to try and concentrate on staying positive and trying to get as healthy as possible.

No news here, CD 22 (of 28-33-hopefully closer to 28 this month!) and feel disappointingly normal! Last month I convinced myself I had every symptom going. I'm spending less time on Ovia, wonder if the two things are connected?! Grin

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 23/01/2016 00:45

imp sorry about Crappy false positives - enjoy choc bailys tho, very jel Envy

ever stark we can start our own baby name lists! Bugger what other people think Grin