Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

I can't actually remember how we ever used to DTD during the week, irregular. I know we did but it just seems like a totally strange priority to have when these days I'd pretty much do anything for an extra 10 mins sleep.

I pretty much have to give my dh a lap dance to tempt him away from his PlayStation. I made the mistake of getting him a new game for Christmas.

Ni, I had the same promise and now DH is snoring on the sofa next to me while 'watching' the football. It's a good thing that I'm pretty sure FW has already ended.

Looks like I'll be testing around Valentines Day!! That's got to be lucky. Plus third times the charm 😄

It is a good one at least, Ni - loads of goals today

Glad it's not just me Kath - part of me feels bad, like I'm not making enough effort with ttc and making sure we are dtd outside what I think is my fw to give us more chance, the other part of me is completely knackered from work and just can't face more than cuddling up and falling asleep!

I'm waiting ladies..."after match of the day" I was told. Charming priorities OH!!! 😜

edited to add... they CAN speak English, they just DON't. its like... if you want to join in, learn how to speak it. pfft. on level 340 of TwoDots #winning

Okay seems I needed to reboot iPhone and now all is working again ! Here is the most updated list I have... Let me know of any errors as always!

here is the longest post ever sorry everyone!!

Re exercise... I went to the gym today and now I can't lift my arms. They are so weak so since Xmas have been really trying to up weights. Diet needs complete upheaval though. I eat super healthy... Plus snack on shit... Since when did crisps taste so good?

skip pug isn't a newbie I have her on my list already! She's just been a bit quiet! ... Speaking of which, Has anyone seen/heard alibali ??? Haven't seen her post for a while but she's on the list. Maybe she found love on another thread??

miley not overly loving the holiday rep picture but I suppose I see where you are coming from!! I'm imagining myself slightly overweight with a very deep tan and a sweaty polo shirt and a clipboard. I don't look like this :(

I love how we all are pissed off with Ovia like she's a real person

I completely missed anything to do with stark and mushrooms/arseholes so can make no further comment on this.

Excuse me miw but you don't appear to be on my clipboard... Which bus would you like to join??

lisa have spent the evening with a bunch of greeks and no1 speaks English so I can't understand hardly anything. so it's not that exotic after all... zzzzzzz

ni get going!!! I've got those today... Where's my saddle? Im going for a ride! Haha (not really did it earlier and DH is restricting me eod so won't get another chance until mon night as he's out till late in the evening which I'm slightly panicking about as my egg is precious)

kathrino snog?? I can't remember the last time I did one of those!!

THE LIST

january:

choc???
Alibali123 - 17th ????
Drink 19th ????
Zazzles - 26th
Bellini - 28th
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
SuchaJem - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Moggy - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Pug - 16th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Laurenowls -
Twinky -
Lara -
Dubya -
Kwick - sitting on feb bus for the ride
Stark - ^ same
Canters -
Snow -
Jam -
choc?????

graduates
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Leonie
Laurenrl
choc????

Fab idea re the onesie evergreen. Happened to find myself in mother are today. . . Ahem no ideas how that happened and bought a tiny pair of booties out of the bargain bin I'm tempting fate
miley!

We're the same irregular and evergreen. We use to DTD every night that we were together. These days, we just about manage a good night snog and then one of us falls asleep. One of my friends has never been in a long term relationship and she was appalled when I told her the reality of marriage.

I know exactly what you mean Evergreen. Dtd every other day (at least) used to be the norm when dh and I were first together! Now, I just want a nice cup of tea and a sit down.

Ni nice poas! Yep, positive

Miw I wouldnt worry about those drinks. How many people find out they are upduffed and have been drinking? If it was a big issue we would know by know. I am not saying you should get hammered, but this TTC business is hard enough

I don't check this thread for 24hrs and ive missed loads! Will catch up...but first... I'm so proud to finally have a positive (I think that's positive, right?!) opk!!

It's not a BFP I know, but I still feel very excited about it! For the first time I know without doubt we're actually dtd during my fertile days!

Yes Elle Marta is out glad you like the idea, although it means I will have to keep it a secret for a few days when I if I ever get my BFP so the onesie can be delivered. But I will share it here and here only You will actually be the first people to know!!!!

I am having the best weekend just chilling after all the sex from fw. How do people manage? No idea. Ten years ago I could dtd everyday and now... Look at me

Just thinking about next month's fertile week is exhausting

I'm in exactly the same position miw and trying not to stress over it. It's way too early to have any impact whatsoever so I'm just going to drink lots of water and go to bed.

Also, mushroom haters of the world unite. Utterly vile things that just shouldn't exist.

And congrats to Lauren if I haven't already said it!

So much to catch up on again!

Definitely agree with the mushroom hating. Mainly the slimy texture - yuckers.

Also wish DH meant Domesticated Husband. Mine isn't bad, but he would never do anything domestic unless I specifically asked nagged him to.

Apologies to anyone who thought I was exotic and Greek (I fucking wish). Unfortunately I'm a boring Kentish lass. The MN name is a Simpsons reference - DH and I are obsessive fans (read: incredibly sad losers) and regularly quote it to each other.

Also lols at whoever said their DH wanted to be involved in the fun of testing.... If only he knew the cray cray involved....

Getting myself in a pickle . Had a lovely meal out and a couple of drinks. Am currently on my TWW and have tummy cramps. The alcohol wouldn't do that would it?

Hugs Pug , it's hard when everyone around you seems to be pregnant.

Agree don't do it Miley! Sometimes feel Ovia is just messing with me!

Evergreen that is such a cute idea for telling your DP! I haven't thought that far ahead, will think on it some more. I'm guessing the name Marta is out then?

Sorry about the baby bomb Moggy.

The hormones since coming off the pill have shocked me tbh...last cycle I had nausea, funny taste, bloating, off coffee and alcohol and vivid dreams. I was so convinced it was my month. I even dreamt of getting a BFP, only to wake up, test and get a bloody BFN! Then, to add insult to injury AF was 5 days late! Swear my body was laughing at me. This month, zilch symptoms, pretty sure we missed ovulation too so waiting for AF before jumping on the Feb bus.

Welcome newbies!