Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Been having very very odds dreams theses last few nights. I dreamt last night that I was pregnant and gave birth to puppies because the midwife said I wasn't good enough to be a mum so I wouldn't be able to be have real babies. If I could then rear a puppy to national standards then I would be allowed to try for a baby.

choc I cried last night because OH'S friend got his dream job 😂😂

Aha! I found something sticky! probs just blood from prodding round too much and also, I think I found my cervix. I was right, it does make me feel nauseous. Remind me to never touch it again.

Ignore Ovia. I'm not telling her anything anymore. She can't be trusted and she talks bullshit. I honestly don't think it's worth putting symptoms and CM in because it's too easy to get it wrong and it's too easy for her to be having a bad day and shift your fertile week after you've just spent 5 days in a thong trying to get OH to do it froggy style 😄

Hi ladies, sorry I'm quiet - deadline week with work next week, coupled with nausea, boobs I can't even brush past and hyper children because MIL has come to stay... I'm stressed lol!

Anything I've missed?!

I just cried over a kitten being rehomed on animal planet. I'm emotional at times but I NEVER cry (well up until the last 2 weeks where I'm a balling mess)... I don't like it. Not cool 😂😂

Ovia is nuts .... Ovia is an enemy in disguise. Ovia needs unplugging.
😁 Ha miley you did just make me giggle.

confused she told me the same this morning. Now I'm in the toilets at work with 1 leg up on the toilet seat frantically scrapping round up there to find at least somethingm

Evergreen, off to Anne summers with you 😂😂

Miley I agree with confused.
I only have three types: nada, egg white and the other. I used pritt-stick at school, so nope, no glue stick coming from foo parts
Lisa I will keep you posted
Confused ignore ovia on this. I am pretty sure we all have different CM and you can't be sure just with that. I have none now but I dont think that signals anything. Ovia is OBSESSED with CM.
Lara true story. I have some nice slips that I reserve for fertile week but they are losing power. What next??? I have no idea! Next fertile week will be yet another challenge

Morning everyone and welcome newbies! I've just been keeping myself to myself and wallowing in AF (not literally).

Sorry for those AF has caught up with but the Fab Bus is looking pretty decent. I hear it has air con and its own toilet so we can check our CM and cervix activity to our hearts' content.

Keep strong, all those on the 2ww!

evergreen I laughed aloud at the shagging like frogs comment. 🐸 Like you said snow, I pretty much have to walk around naked to get his interest often enough in the fw. (That takes some commitment in January ❄️)

Ovia the bitch just told me I'm about to get my period because I put in that I had no cm. Is ovia right? 😢

I think miley, from my sherlock like deduction skills, that type 1 is school glue, type two is watery and type three is ewcm. Don't quote me on that though! And just for the record, does ANYONE actually have something resembling school glue coming out of their foof??!!! I mean who named this?!!!

Miley I know! I am refusing to test before the 29th!

Evergreen - if your left leg feeling funny turns it to be a symptom (which I now really want to be true) then it's proof that the TTC world is a truly fucked up place.

Oh god, now it comes on types?! Please... No more!

I took my temp for the first time! Utterly pointless on cd28, but starting as I mean to go on. More cramps. No spotting this am. Hate my uterus right now.

Questio: wtf is type I, type II and type III cm?!

Ni that is too funny "after match of the day" I have to wait for Highlights on Monday eves
So what happen with those times when men would chase us for sex???
I am waiting to symptom spot like a crazy person but it is only 3dpo wait my left leg feels funny and I blew my nose three times

Hahaa feefs I am avoiding baby shops. I am like a magnet to iron
Starky love the onesie
Kat your saddle comment
Snogging! Kathrino our dtd is more like discovery channel, a bit like frogs. Get close so things aline then done then sleep.

Holy shit, 29th is a popular testing day! There are 5 of us s at least 1 of us us goung to be pregnant or I'm going to punch whoever thought up the whole 20% statistic in the throat!

I have zero symptoms today. Nothing. I feel completely normal. Why am I not throwing up? Why can't I see a small bump appearing on my stomach? Why can't I feel my uterus doing her warm up stretching?! I'm so pissed off with this TTC carry on.

Back at work for number 7 of my 19 shifts in a row. starky please deliver me some of those peanut butter things or I think I might potentially give up the will to live.

Ps thanks ladies I feel a bit better about it now xx

kat hello there Feb 1st for me 🤓 Do Feb bus please, that is quite some list !!!

Yes such, boobs and nipples have been a bit tender (but not so much today), I've been bloated, I felt some stomach cramps yesterday, heartburn, gassy both ends!

I honestly don't think it's anything to get excited about though. I think I'm getting my hopes up for nothing and obsessing too much!!

Random post ladies

Well i'm sure that my body is having a laugh with me as i have pink spotting again... but im just pinning it down as hormones and body getting back to normal after implant has been removed but if i dont get normal af on thursday then going to question wtf is going on xx

irregular lol at your sit down and a cup of tea! You're spot on, tea is the answer.
Kathrino your post made me laugh too, but feel for you, can't stand football! Lucky for me dh does too but he still spends hours on youtube she says whilst sitting here spending hours on mn

katonahottinroof yep AF due for me on the 29th. I use the app Pink Pad to track periods - presumably ovia is something similar? I've never heard of it.
Pink pad is good but I never bother to record the last day of my period - I always put the first day and it automatically adds 4 days of flow. I'm hoping this doesn't affect the prediction of when I'll ovulate...

Lol @ snowdog and your lapdance. Only one cycle in and I hear you already!! We have been together 10 years this March though, so I suppose the fire does simmer down somewhat

holly yeah the burping is weird as not a usual PMS thing. Have you noticed anything else?