Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Kathrini I am really struggling to like your friend. How insensitive. And I have news for you, if you think CM is disgusting, wait to see what comes out of a baby
Miley have you touched it? I don't trust mine. I think most people are ok with touching it. I rather eat my own nail clippings
Welcome Planeteer we love a good poas here. Maybe test once a week?
Feef I love the "you don't know that yet" DP was puzzled when I said I can only get pregnant during a couple of days every month (I said a couple to add more drama) he was like huh

whoever was talking about dreams- i had a REALLY Weird dream last night! i woke up and tried to tell DH about it but I couldn't even explain it. its strange how when you are asleep its all good and makes total sense, but you can't even put it into words when awake!

miley you have raised your dog to national standard.... definitely able to have a baby now!

re cervix touching. I had a good feel around last week, and i dont like it. It's weird. And now when dtd i have found myself thinking "yup... thats pushing my cervix. hmmm.. :S" rather than "ooh that's nice" ... kinda spoilt something. Concerned how the whole thing will be spoilt after pushing a watermelon through it. :S

DH is away now until tomorrow evening. I managed to get a quick dtd in before he left. Although we did it yesterday too... i reasoned that if "eod" - saturday morning and monday night is almost 2 days. and waved my pissy sticks at him with their two OPK lines on. (Since when did I become SO sexy?!?!)

Hey feef and miley. Told myself I was going to be v chilled out about it (ha!!) so no opks and not sure when ov happened. It's all a bit chaotic really.

Hope you all have lovely Sundays and that the green eyed beast doesn't hit too hard for those who'll be around tiny humans.

Welcome planteer! Not sure re testing. Do you know when you ovulated?

Thanks suchajem and miley Glad I'm not the only one suchajem!

Gonna have a proper chill out day today and I'm so excited for it! Ha ha

katherino enjoy your lunch
miley ha yeah
Ni enjoy your brunch.
Am off for a long walk with DH.

feeffeef cervix thing doesn't bother me either

I'm 10 dpo and cramping. Am so tempted to test...

feef you are definitely not the odd one.

I've noticed sticky pva type but I'm never sure if it's just man milk juice residue.

Hi planet! I'm not the expert re cycles and pissy sticks but jeeeezus 97 day cycles? I'm impressed you're not sectioned. Hopefully it settles down for you soon

Love the onesie starky!

I Defo get "school glue" like ova glue stuff! Got more of it than normal at the moment too but might just be imagining that. Also touching my cervix does not bother me in the slightest! Feeling like I'm a bit odd now!

Was talking to DH yesterday about all the comments I got during the week re pregnancy and he was surprised, also I said how it's annoying that most people make out it was a surprise, and how it hadn't happened for us straight away and he said I didn't know that yet he thought my period was the withdrawal bleed from the pill I'd stopped 5 weeks before and had a withdrawal bleed from! I think more explaining may have to be done!

Morning ladies

Decided it might be time to stop lurking and jump in to the symptom spotting fun.

Could use some second opinions. Am ttc 1, cycle 1, cd 60. Ridonkulous post pill cycles of up to 97 days are playing havoc with my brain, and Clue and Ovia (cos, y'know, one app isn't enough... thanks brain) are differing pretty wildly re fw. Have been dtd with gay abandon but now have no bloody idea when to test. Bfn around day 45 of cycle. Thoughts welcomed, lest I buy shares in pissy sticks and go certifiably crackers!

impy I can't tell you how jealous I am! I'm supposed to be on a big health kick right now.

confused that sucks. Still not out though

Omg, my boob pain just kicked in. Now I know af is on its way.

Omg dh and the boys made pancakes! What a win! Of course the kitchen looks like some sort of wmd has happened in there... but it was tasty

confused I've deffo had school glue cm - it's the creamy sticky stuff that I get before and after ewcm!

Enjoy lunches ladies! One day it'll be you with a baba in tow

I love how we're all willing to push an actual tiny human out of our foofs but no one is prepared to touch their cervix 😂

confused I'm sticky here, too. I have been having af pains but they're a whole week early (if I was to listen to ovia). She still has me down for a 28 day cycle even though my last one was 25 days, so am wondering if she doesn't automatically adjust and that's why preggo test is 28th and not 2nd (even tho that's when af is predicted) if that makes sense.

Alas Stark Evergreen, OH didn't score a goal last night! Too much pressure given we'd done it Friday night too we used to do it numerous times a day...i hate when the honeymoon period is over Ah well, we dtd Fri, hopefully today...should be covered. Fingers crossed!! I blame match of the day

Off for brunch with friend who has 6 month baby in tow, and friend who is 4months preggers. Green eyed monster alert!

Oh dear God. I just had a poke around. I never wanna touch that thing again either.

Found some sticky cm. No idea what type. It's gunk ffs! I don't care!

Bloody hell miw, that's quite a dream...

I'm off to lunch with some friends today including one who is 7 months pregnant. I love her a lot but she keeps talking about how she got pregnant the first month they tried without any of what she called 'that crazy and disgusting stuff' like CM and OPKs etc. I think a large glass of wine might be in order, TWW be damned.

Confused I have the lot. Rings, all sorts of rubs, scaffolding (as DP calls it) but yes I think I have to invest on some more.
Lara froggy style you guys are so funny
Miley once I touched my cervix and stayed in a corner of the room rocking myself to my special place for a week. I ain't touching that thing. That dog is cute
Miwel I can't stop laughing ahaaaaaaa. The paranoid dreams

lisa I do. He was 2 a couple of weeks ago. If I can raise a dog, I can raise a child right??

Lols at giving birth to puppies.

Miley - do you now have grown up dogs then?

miw how bizarre. Tho your dream midwife was wrong - puppies are harder work. At least you can put a baby down and know it's gonna be in the same place when you get back and has not done 3 shits, 7 wees and chewed the carpet in the time it's taken you to turn the oven on. Yes, I am speaking from experience.

Wow... I'm not sure if that's a good dream or bad dream mi but I'd be pretty freaked out either way I think lol!

I dreamt I had a scan 2 nights ago. I was 9 weeks but they told me I was having a girl - I started pointing at them whilst doing some little victory dancing telling them I told them so... OH was doing the dance too... random 😂😂

Aww bless you miley My tears are of great amusement to me best friend who replied 'ooo were they orange with rust? Did your tears ducts squeak?' Cow 😂😂

No more cervix checking for you then!

lara LOL! Not even fw will get me in a thong. So not my type, I feel like a whore in them. I'm more of a frenchie girl but do often waltz round the house completely starkers like lala lala oh, I didn't see you there 😉😉 jump my bones please.