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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 14:24

jem I'm sorry but cthulhoo has bang on 8....

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:20

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2557373-Thread-8-TTC-1-Change-my-FW-one-more-time-Ovia-I-dare-you-TMI-Warning-throughout?watched=1&msgid=58902824#58902824

Thread 8, just in case as I'm going out for a bit now! Apparently Dh needs new trainers! Grin

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Confusedcat1 · 26/01/2016 14:16

Good girl miss owlie we can do this! We shall be shared owners of starky's star Grin

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:04

cat if you last till the 29th you can have the newly invented prize of a "Starky's Star" Star Grin

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Laurenowls · 26/01/2016 14:04

confused i'm due to test on 29th as well :) so far i havent tested i can hold out for the next 2 days surely? probably not but going to give it a shot

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 13:51

Hahaha I'm probably the only imbecile thinking 00100100 in Benders voice from futurama 😂

00100001 · 26/01/2016 13:46

001 is fine!

People call me 001, Binary, 33, numbers, "all the 1s and 0s" or "!" Grin

Used to keeping an eye out for various names!

Confusedcat1 · 26/01/2016 13:45

Am I the only 29th tester who hasn't tested early? Lol! starky I want an award from you now!

Feefeefs · 26/01/2016 13:41

I'm supposed to test on the 2nd or 3rd miley so if you manage to hold out we can test together.

My maudlin mood continues its the fifteen year anniversary of my mums passing and would love to hear her opinion of all this.

Laurenowls · 26/01/2016 13:37

Sorry just woke up!!

choc that is amazing news!! Congratulations FlowersFlowers

I'll be brave and take the bet of 9 weeks :)

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 13:33

I feel like a horse 😂😂

(Which is ironic as my entire brand involves horses one way or another lol!)

LaraG13 · 26/01/2016 13:26

I'll have 7+6 on Choc if it's not gone please!

Eudaemonia · 26/01/2016 13:13

Imp I was recommended the clearblue digitals by my consultant. I've found them easy to use although they are a bit expensive. Don't buy them in Boots! They are more than twice as expensive in Boots as on Amazon.

I just don't want to deal with looking at a stick and trying to work out if it's positive or not. I figure I'm spending enough on getting pregnant the cost of the slightly fancier OPKs is not the end of the world.

I found the dual hormone ones pretty useless though so while they may work well for some people I couldn't recommend them!

SuchaJem · 26/01/2016 13:09

kat can I have bang on 8 please?

Wonderful listage.

Bellini - this month for our first ever try too. I found it impossible to not get my hopes up. AF is well and truly here now for me. Hope you have better luck.

Kathrino · 26/01/2016 13:08

Kat, I'm more than happy to do some maths. Might as well finally put my accounting qualification to some use!

Holly300 · 26/01/2016 13:05

Sorry to hear that Bellini! I hope that it was just a false neg Thanks

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 13:04

I'm NE and it's blowing a hoolie here too.

I think it'll be simple enough to count backwards from the date of scan result and I'm very excited to find out.

Holly300 · 26/01/2016 13:03

Please put me down for 7+4 if still going if not then the next one down!

Snowdog37 · 26/01/2016 12:57

Impy I think the smiley face ones are meant to be good? Expensive though.

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 12:54

Oh bless you stark we used to live down south until middle of last year!

I'm trying to get motivated as this week is deadline week for my magazine and we still have stuff to organiiiiiiiiise!

stardusty5 · 26/01/2016 12:53

Congratulations Choc!

So tempted to test, but i need to wait until Sunday!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:45

Aww! Poor little minichoc! I suppose I'm NW. I'm having a chilled day today, I've got a funeral to help with tomorrow, Thursday and Friday. Tricky week!

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Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 12:41

It's insanely windy here stark (somewhere around the middle of this country)... poor 3 yr old son just almost went Wizard of Oz on the way back from preschool with me 😂😂

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:41

Oh thank fuck , the relief of not having to do maths!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:40

kat I will help hinder as much as I can! I think going off he scan date is probably easier, although Im fully prepared to balsamic up the maths on the actual list. I suppose it's just adding really isn't it? I can do that! Or we all win!

Im slightly concerned that our greenhouse may end up in our conservatory. It's windy as arse out there!

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