Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Sorry meant to say watch call the midwife and balled my eyes out! Not a symptom I'm usually this ridiculous

Poor kwick that sounds painful. Hope it goes down soon!

Watching war and peace now! Watched war and peace and balled my eyes out!

okay that is me caught up!!! wow you guys sure can write!

So I have no tales about CM or piss or poo but may I please give an update on the lump on my boobage? So I have had a lump - specialist reckoned it was a lypoma - for a couple of years, but it flarred up a few days ago and got sore. Then I saw it had a pimple thing and decided to squeeze - all this gunk came out, again and again and again. It smells FOUL!!! The gunge has continued to come out at variying degrees of speed and colour when I squeeze... hopefully doctor will shed some light when I see them on Tuesday.

Finally managed to get hooked on War and Peace... good to have another drama to follow.

Sounds like your day turned out pretty well in the end ni

Good tips runner.

Is AF actually here miley or just cramps ?

Kat I hope you do not think I have abandoned thread - just saw your post from earlier today... I still want to be on thread and just in the Feb bus for the rid whilst I down-reg for IVF.

elle no blood and yeah from both! Will definitely be keeping an eye on it! Thank you

Ni I would LOVE obvious ovulation symptoms! Still not sure which day it's actually happening which is a little frustrating.

Not yet First, was thinking about doing it next cycle maybe?

Miley was it from both nipples? Not bloodstained or anything? Far more likely hormones than anything more sinister

elle have you been using soy isoflavones?

jem of course. Then convinced myself I had breast cancer so I stopped. It's very weird but not enough of it to concern me much

I should have added...I see the increased ov symptoms as a positive cos it helps me recognise the fertile time!!

I wonder what nipple discharge might mean miley, have you googled?

pyxie with you on the bfn today and waiting out AF Thursday too. Fx she won't show up.

Miley that is bizarre! Never heard of that as a pregnancy or an AF symptom? thanks for thinking of sharing, many of us might have been intrigued though possibly others might have left the thread!

Ooh really Ni? That is very interesting! Acupuncture sounds intriguing, lots going on ATM so have shelved it along with soy for the moment...maybe next cycle. My DH might be a little bit scared though!

elle not until 28th/29th/2nd who knows! It was more of a cream than liquid discharge. I won't lie, I was in half a mind to show you all but thought it inappropriate.

Elle I've had incredibly obvious ovulation symptoms this month...AF type cramps, pelvic i swear I could almost feel my follicles swelling! I remember a friend on ivf saying that and I thought she was mad!, backache, increased appetite, seriously wet down there, totally like a loved up doey eyed dope towards my OH Fri and yest! I'm putting it down to acupuncture!

Zazzles did you try soy this month? Did you feel ok on it? Snow you said it had improved your Ov symptoms didn't you? Might give it a whirl next cycle.

Ni I know what you mean, I felt a bit tired and emotional earlier. Lots going on at work over the last few weeks. Glad you managed to DTD anyway!

Hi Pink, lovely to hear about your raspberry! Hope the crapness passes soon.

Nipple discharge Miley?! Wtf? What day are you due to test?

Just wanted to say - this thread is by far the best out there kat! I did my research first re which one to join but in the end it was a no brainer. We might as well be brutally open about our cm and bodily functions - it's not as if we know each other in real life and who else can we share the cray cray with?! I particularly enjoy starkys tmi as it's always splattered with humour and well, tmi!

very behind on reading and posting... apologies!

Laurenrl well done you! Congratulations

I second Runner with the never letting yourself get sick point!

The only other thing that has worked for me randomly is crumpets with raspberry jam!

Edith is a beautiful name.

planet batman isn't too ludicrous if you consider my 5 year old niece has a kid in her class called Shakira beau and another called sunshine blossom completely true story

Af cramps like fuuuuck tonight. I also have the smallest amount of lovely creamy nipple discharge wtf which is completely new to me. Only noticed because I felt it peel away from my nip when I took my bra off. Wow, I'm sexy.

I love Edith too but I don't think it goes with DH's surname sadly. The more I've been thinking about it, the more awkward I think his name is so I might try and convince him that we should give any hypothetical children my name. I can't imagine that conversation is going to go hugely well.

Best snack I've found for nausea is liquorice allsorts. Ginger did nothing for me.
If you feel nauseous when you drink water, twister ice lollies are brilliant for getting some moisture.
The best tip with pregnancy nausea though is to not, under any circumstances, to let yourself get so much as peckish. Eat before you feel even slightly hungry because hunger = nausea every time. With mild nausea you can fend it off nearly completely by grazing all the time, yes you will feel like a cow chewing the cud but it's much better than the alternative

Oh and for some people sea bands will help with mild nausea, they worked for me for three or four days to begin with.

cthulhoo miley and such we've just had the super early names chat as well. DH instigated it, which was v sweet, but then after about 2 mins of vaguely sensible ideas he's gone down the 'ooh, what about BATMAN?!?!' route.
Edith is lovely