Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Evergreen - noooooooo!!! I've clicked that link and am already frolicking about in a field of crazy.

I'm playing symptom bingo with myself and pretty sure I'm totally cheating.

I freaking love this thread and all the weird convos that go on 😂😂😂😂
Update on how my bodys fairing at the moment boobs are still sore and spotting has restarted new ones heartburn only on a night and massively tired all day

Hope everyone is fairing okay in this horrible tww fx to you all xx

Ok, so I'm back and .... that was weird. Have seen some truly disgusting videos (eye popping, one might say - pun intended).

Not sure I can unsee some of that. Basic spots and blackheads being squeezed are fine, but I didn't realise there was so much 'more' out there as well.....

Anyway ....

Evergreen - I'm glad someone else is doing the one surname each thing - including one of your Spanish names sounds lovely.

I get no ov symptoms whatsoever.
I am loving the creamy nipple convo.

Kwick what the hell! Maybe it needed to be squeezed all that time!!!!!!
Lisa I have two surnames, as I am Spanish and I am hoping that we can do that, one from DP and my first one.
I love squeezing gross spots but I rarely get them life is not fair and DP wont let me anywhere near his

Oh man, the satisfaction of a stone popping out must be un-freaking-believable.

Ladies ladies

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I wrote a long post but lost it

Never heard of this stones in blackheads thing but now off to google it (what could possibly go wrong....)

Stones in blackheads!! I love this thread

Stark - it's probably normal now and possibly annoying for you, but having an animal surname sounds fucking amazing.

My god, the fun you could have with that!

Noah is definitely a great one. And any first name that is a place name (Chelsea, India, etc.) would sound like a type of that animal. So cool.

Ha starky that is quite the list! I love Sean Kingston particularly! My mum was at school with a Megan Bacon. Her parents were totally earnest and unaware of the pun. M-i-n-e-f-i-e-l-d!

Apologies for my weird auto corrects!

Oh my god twinkydink my DH ounces squeezed a big blackhead on my back and a little stone came out !

Kwik I had a cyst a couple of years ago and while it didn't get to the point that I could pop it unfortunately when the nurse popped the needle into it it squeezed out lots of puss like gunge so does sound quite cyst like.

Speaking of popping spot type things, did anyone see that story last week of the surgeon who cleared someone's black head and a weird pebble thing came out?! Embarrassed that I am now sharing my weird fascination with spot popping with you all!

Kwik, maybe it could be a cyst? I think you get lots of gunk out of those don't you?!

Bloody hell, Kwick, you read Tolstoy? I find it more or less impenetrable. I love reading, but can't be dealing with stuff that's too dense (like Henry James or Thomas Hardy, etc.).

Kwick I'm intrigued...how come the clinic gets you to take antibiotics?

Thanks for well wishes :) I am seeing GP on Tuesday as I need to ask for a Thyroid test prior to ivf and clinic suggested I try GP to save money. I will definitely ask GP then... but in meantime I continue to squeeze and continue to get gunk out... probably not the best but I cannot leave alone...
I actually have antibiotics in fridge - but have to hold on until clinic tells me to take them - part of 2.6k medication hoard that arrived on Saturday.

okay finding War and Peace confusing again... I do hope it has a happy ending... I read Anna Karenina years ago and that was very tragic.

Kwick, that sounds really nasty. I hope your doc can help. Sounds like you might need antibiotics or something

I'm absolutely knackered this weekend. I like to believe that it means something exciting but all it probably means is that I'm a lazy bum.

lisa that's a good idea and a lovely compromise. I have a double barrelled first name which I'm NEVER called but my surname is one syllable (I'm glad I won't have it for the rest of my life - very short and swedish) I think baby names is my favourite topic at the moment.

It will probably amount to nothing other than its the only way to secrete discharge because every other orafice is already working over time. Sexy ey I do keep getting sudden twinges and pains all over my abdomen/sromach/baby area and am very farty (tho that isn't at all unusual)

Kwick that's sounds horrible! Can the docs not give you an apt tomorrow? Hope they sort it out for you soon..antibiotics maybe? Take it easy xx

Ouch kwick poor you that doesn't sound fun at all. Try not to let it worry you, and hope docs can help on Tues.

I'm feeling bloated as hell and have a stitch-like pain in my lower pelvis plus backache this evening. Not usual AF symptoms for me, but who knows what my crazy body is up to. Going to try and hang on until the middle of the week, but am tempted to test...Might jump on the bandwagon with the rest of you lovelies on the 28th/29th.

Kwick - you poor thing, that sounds a bit unnerving. Hope everything is ok x

Miley - nipple discharge?? That's a new one! That's such an exciting symptom it must mean something! Never thought I'd get excited about someone I don't know getting nipple discharge....

Also love the name Edith (sorry, forgot who brought that up originally).

When it comes to names I've been doing a lot of thinking. I really like some of the prettier, traditional names, but I'm very aware of the surname we'll be using. This may out me to anyone who knows me (unlikely anyone does on here) but I have a double-barrelled surname, and DH and I have agreed that kids would have his name + one of mine (so a few double-barrelled name, that is close to both of us but doesn't match either of us). We're very happy about this solution, but it does leave the child with a three-syllable, two-word surname (mine is also that).

As a result, I'm pretty keen on one-syllable names. Something short but nice, and not making the whole name too crazy. Anyway, that's probably a story for the baby names thread one day (if I get brave enough to venture over).

feef it's cramps. More like twinges at the mo but it always seems to start like this. Plus my poor chest ladies hurt.

Oh god kwick! That sounds awful you poor lady. Are you going back to the docs?