Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

I'm feeling very positive about your chances this month miley I get dry before AF if anything.

For some unknown reason I'm convinced this is not my month and very grumpy 7 days to test and don't even care! I don't know if I'm being realistic or really pessimistic! We had loads more sex this month too and fairly sure we caught he fertile window. I'm right narky too! Starting to get sore boobs now too so convinced AF is going to arrive as expected in 8-9 days. I'm actually pissing myself off!

Does anyone have a feeling of being very wet before af? I'm feeling very moist and have a fair bit of cm this morning. I started welling up at my boss telling me his grandson who is 2 went to play with a little boy who had no friends and gave him one of his trucks. I am a total wreck right now.

I agree impy, I can't deal with these 5 or 6 days before af because I just know the bitch is coming!

Definitely impy, I think it's the gradual loss of hope 😂😂😂 aren't I cheerful this morning!

Confused I know what you mean! I just want my body to stop toying with me and AF to appear so that I know once and for all. The first week of 2ww is okay, sort if exciting, the downward slide to AF is horrid!

FX sorry! I slightly regret sharing now lol.

Ever but you could be having a bubba. It ain't over yet!! Sorry your boss is an Ovia

Planeteer much thinner than a toddler though, nowhere near normal spot thickness (I feel like I need to defend myself now )
Ignore Ovia, wait til you think you're about 14 dpo.

I mean what i did last month, not you!

Oh my god girls, reading all your spot stories is making me want to throw up. Like literally run to the toilet and throw up.

Not much to report, my boobs hurt even when I walk around (although that's normal before af), I'm feeling sick this morning (although that is all yours fault lol), and I just want af to come now so I can move on to the next cycle. I'm feeling scarily symptom free. But mostly cos I'm not symptom spotting (don't want to do what u did last month - convince myself I was pregnant and soo hungry, eat for England and then gain weight)

Wow impy a gunk stream as big as a toddler is impressive stuff! Can imagine it was horrifying and satisfying in equal measure!
All this spot talk has inspired my face to create a lurker the size of a small village on my nose. Delightful!
Fx I'm an Ovia newbie... She is yelling at me to take a preggo test. Suspect she's labouring under the false impression that I have normal cycles, and she doesn't appear to be flavour of the month round here. Do I listen or tell her to shove it?

Imp I am sure I had all these symptoms before. For example, this cycle I have been a lot more relaxed with the symptom spotting wait is that a cramp on my left side and I haven't even noticed ovulation. Last month I spotted every single symptom in the book. Exhausting. 2ww is killing me though
Hahaaaa Fx sorry about the topic
This morning I got a bit impatient I am quite fed up with my job at the mo because we got a new manager that a proper ovia yep, I am using ovia as an adjective now and I thought, oh! But maybe you are getting upduffed this cycle but then reality and statistics hits me and ahhhhh I don't want to wait! I wanna know!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna bubba!!!!!

Wow you guys. Just...wow. New levels of tmi with all this spot chat!! Farts, poops, leaky nips I can deal with, but the thought of squeezing each others spots really grosses me out. I'd rather prod my own cervix frankly 😂

I wish Ovia could be a bit more sympathetic. She brutally goes from 'have heaps of sex - you are fertile!' One day, then 'missed your chance, loser. 562 days until you might be fertile again' the next. What a bitch.

Larva?! Ever that's grim!

I'm loving how Ovia is a person, and everyone hates her. Bitch deserves it!

Do you think we have these things all the time and we just weren't paying attention before?

Miley it was grim. Very very thin, but I was like "how the fuck was all that in one tiny bump? And how did the gp not realise it was a spot?" Still satisfying though

Me and DH are equally obsessed with squeezing spots! So we do each other's gross but satisfying.

I'm not the only one that lives spot popping, then? Good. Plus impy that sounds like so much fun. 2ft 9f pus is a bit bleurgh though.

Nipples have no more discharge, and my cramping has ramped riiiiight up. Ovia has stopped suggesting stupid things to me like that, she just says 'you recorded gas'. Think she knows I'm in a mood with her.

And he wont cave, not we
Wtf is wrong fat fingers

For some reason not means nit to my phone

Irregular I did warn you all
Holly I miss that feature, preg test calculator? Do you mean nit everyday from 7dpo? and starks has been using it all along!
Ni Ingrown hairs are my speciality and he gets them on his beard area but nit allowed!
Maybe I need to apply starky's technique, but I am confident we won't cave
Imp the brown spotting can be AF (if you normally get it) or upduffing. If you told ovia she will go oh! You must be preggos as she told me today my gas fart alert was probably due to preggo and not the brussel sprouts and coliflower I ate I will say that it can be a symptom and that anything can happen
For those fan of squeezing bits, I once squeezed a botfly larva out of someone's back
There

Yes I am not alone in my spot popping fascination!! Imp that is disgusting but I also imagine extremely satisfying.

Well done for being realistic about sympton spotting!

Morning all, 'd'h woke me up an hour ago and I can't get back to sleep

My temp has dropped from yesterday (yes! A new obsession! I've done 2 days and I'm already using it to torture myself), so with that and cramps I'm sure AF is coming. Ff says 27th. I'm getting very light spotting, like light brown tinged cm.

(What I'm ignoring, is that I rarely get cramps this much or days in advance of AF. And that normally my pre-AF spotting requires a light tampon or really shows up on a liner, which it isn't. I'm ignoring these because that could give me false hope and emotionally I just don't need that). Temping is stopping me poas.

Omg love the spot talk! So I used to have a tiny lump on one lip. Gp thought it was a scar. One day I noticed a tiny white spot, and figured I must have a spot over scar. So I squeezed. It was so painful it brought tears to my eyes, but I bravely carried on. And white spot gunk started coming out, in a steady, unbroken string. Which was over 2ft long (u was going to say metre, which would be a slight exaggeration, but over 2ft isn't!). Very thin string. It started coiling in the sink. No more lump! It was so satisfying. nothing that good has happened to me since

Creamy nipples is a new one. You get it later in pregnancy, but I don't think I've heard someone with it so early! Fingers crossed you're a medical marvel!!!

You're totally right! And I've been there with the testing everyday in the past and it's really upsetting.

You will get your two good lines :)

Hahaha starky, it could have been written by you!! It has really helped me actually, as I was thinking of testing as early as Tuesday (8dpo) but now I think I'll try to hold on longer as there is such little chance of a bfp even if you are pg that early.

Evergreen I'm the same...I love to squeeze things! Weird as it is! OH had a tough time establishing boundaries with me at the start... I am not allowed near any blackheads or ingrown hairs! Shame....they're the fun, easy ones!

Evergreen I love this!! I also think that the pregnancy test timing calculator is very handy - I think starky would approve!