Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Sorry about your the bitch suchajem

Glad I'm not the only one ellesarcasmo and starky. Last month I was so convinced I was gonna be pregnant and full of hope and good cheer this month just feeling so negative about it. Fairly convinced AF will come, might trying temping in February, we had already decided to use barrier protection for March as don't want a Christmas baby so would love to get February my best shot

Full on cramps and more blood. Think this must be AF, just earlier than usual :(

Omg as well as being a bitch, Ovia is a perv

Thanks Starky, I tried vinegar and it didn't do it. I found one place that suggested peroxide, I might try that

thanks for the chart starky maybe this is AF then, as its more than spotting and it's giving me tummy cramps? It does seem more plasma-y than AF blood though.

stark I just had to run to the loo as I felt it leak out like af. It's so horrendously grim. And in also pissed off she's just taking her sweet time.

fx ovia has never asked me to masturbate. I think she's creeping on you.

Weird question and entirely OT: I have a dress I want to sell and under the arms the silk has gone a bit yellow, I think from deo and sweat. Does anyone know how to get rid of it? Can't see how I can sell the dress otherwise

Hahaha FXSkip, I'm not sure masturbating is going to help much either!!

Planeteer ignore Ovia
I am going to wait for AF. Otherwise it will be uncertainty and disappointment. I shall not be broken!!!!!!

Thanks for the implantation bleeding info Starky

Feefs also feeling maudlin here. Cd 25, no symptoms and just want AF to hurry up so I can have another go in feb, hopefully on the right day this time!

Hi Indi! In summary: BFP from laurenrl, amazing ideas for big reveal not from me, no imagination, Ovia is a bitch and unfortunately Evergreen has a boss who's a bit of an Ovia, Choco is still waiting for answers, those of us in the 2ww are fed up. Oh and lots of sporn talk!

Nice little chart starks
Here I am at 4dpo and breaking my own bloody rules. I had creamy CM today. I don't remember seeing that kind before or so much, but then again, I wasnt always paying attention
Ok, it is not a symptom, it is way too early and you will disappoint yourself. Ignore and focus on something else

Bahahah miley wouldn't that be a great symptom? Dad didn't really say anything tbh, he just went a bit quiet so I changed the subject.
Ovia just reminded me to try masturbating. Like that's going to help.

Thanks katherino and miley. I thought it would be more like spotting but got a good tissue full. No back pain which is totally bizarre if it is AF - she is always, always accompanied by awful back cramps. Just tummy pain/cramps today. So this could be either;
AF
Implantation bleeding
Chemical pg?

jem I don't think there's any concrete rule for how much blood, just keep an eye out

Ah feef I wish! But it's definite af pains I thought it was blood at first but no...just soggy wetness.

Oh fx! I bet your dad was so happy. I can't wait to tell my family IF I ever fall pregnant.

indi if chatty is a symptom then we're all getting bfp's.

Planeteer Ignore Ovia when she tells you to test, unless its an OPK, and ignore her when she tells you, every single day, about the ways that your body is getting ready for pregnancy. She's like AF, an evil bitch but a necessity (unless you prefer to go old-skool with the temp charts and AF tracking)

I told my Dad we were TTC last night, now it feels real and I'm scared again!

And now Ovia has just told me off for recording my CM incorrectly. How does it know what's going on in my knickers better than me?!

Jem, I spent about three days of AF last month trying to convince myself that it was just implantation bleeding but eventually I had to concede defeat. I hope the bleeding has stopped now for you and FX it's just implantation.

Btw just told ovia I was feeling chatty...'maybe that's an early sign of pregnancy!'...is she taking the piss haha!!

I'm 11 dpo and started bleeding this morning on my way to work. AF isn't due for three days. I had stomach cramps yesterday which I thought could be implantation, but now I don't know if this is spotting or AF or what . How much blood is too much?

Hi girls, have been back home at my mums and visiting family and friends so haven't had a chance to catch up?
Could someone summarise for me
No news here, don't know how many dpo I am, thought I was out of my FW from Friday then Saturday morning had a lot of EWCM after I'd been the toilet tmi sorry just ignored it though as we basically had sex everyday from 5th to last Thursday DH balls are like prunes and I am had no inclination to have sex AGAIN so if I didn't catch it then what will be, will be. Hard trying to limit alcohol when I'm back home as I'm socialising more, but trying to keep it to just a couple of glass of red wine rather than cocktails and spirits I miss cocktails not going to lie.
Hope everyone is doing well!!!

Oh Evergreen, I so know what you mean. While I was trying to force myself to get out of bed this morning, I was indulging in a few minutes of fantasy about how amazing it would be if I got my BFP this month and I could start counting down the weeks until I don't have to go to work anymore (for a while at least). Now that I've dared to contemplate it, AF will no doubt appear.

Impy, I also agree re the second half of the TWW. This week, I can just about convince myself that any symptoms are totally unrelated because it's far too early but the closer I get to AF, the more I think that every little twinge is a sign of something.