Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Ah, never mind, pic only now showing up for me. Hm, yes, I think there's a faint line!

Bellini, what were you thinking! You can't post this without a picture to go with! ;)

So period not due until Friday. Just done a superdrug early detection test and I don't know of I'm going crazy lol but can I see a very very faint line?

jem it's still shitty and disappointing though. FX for cycle 2!

I have the gunky-est vag ever today. Just had lots of sticky cm when I wiped. It was verging on ewcm but not stretchy and slightly yellow. I feel almost like I'm ovulating again feeling very erm affectionate horny might poas tho I know it's impossible

Thanks planeteer, I was thinking a nice glass of red wine might be enjoyed this evening. I really can't complain as it was our first time trying ever so the chances of duffing me up first time were probably slim.

Planeteer good on you ignoring Ovia. Just be aware of which finger you give her, she has already been asking other about masturbating

Jem your DH is sweet but yeah, sometimes they are all so positive maybe mine is even naive --defo naive, Mr "it will take me no time"

Thanks Planeteer

I'm still here... lurking like 2 lurking things on national lurking day. So so tired I can barely keep my eyes open and working on deadlines like a loon.

Doing frer test in the morning (no point but worth a shot right?) Then phoning the midwife after 9 to see if she still wants to see me on Thursday then either 1) spent the day sobbing and sulking before saying it's for the best or 2) getting my hopes up that she's the expert so she must think there's a reason for seeing me...

Symptoms all the same. Boobs so so sore it's not even funny, bought 2 £25 sports bras today... only to get home and scream as they strapped down my already aggravated chesticles before I tugged them off and looked at them with digest.

Can you tell I'm a grumpy moose today 😂😂

Chin up impy. Imminent AF cake for you

Bleeding's ramped up. Not got red flow, but AF clearly imminent. Just want it to start now so I can be on cd1 of cycle #2. Sort of want to cry.

Testing buddies, Miley!

cthulhoo we're almost identical symptom-wise. I test 29th and I'm 9dpo today too. I've had cramps similar (feel like af) si we can do this together!!

Have had slight cramps for the last three days, still very slight cramps plus backache now. On CD21, 9DPO, and three to five days away from usual af. So not getting my hopes up (implantation cramps?). Please talk some sense into me.

Thanks starky ever and fx. I shall hone the willpower and give Ovia the finger for a while longer.

Feeling pretty rubbish today. Back pain, cramps and twinges all over the place. Completely shattered too. Urgh. Tbh I don't mind too much if this is AF gearing up for an appearance, I'd rather that than be twiddling my thumbs for another 90+ day cycle. Come on body, give me SOMETHING!!
Sorry you've been AF'd such. Can you treat yourself tonight to cheer yourself up?

My ds1 is early October, so if when AF appears properly, at least they won't be with a week or so of each other. At this point I'd take Christmas. I'm so panicked that it won't happen at all. And I have two so I know I should shut up and be grateful, but it's still tough. And it's early days but I can't stop the panic (my ocd comes with obsessive negative thoughts, which I can normally manage, but I'm so effing hormonal about all of this)

Feeling better that I'm not the only one feeling a bit out of sorts.

My birthday is really early January starky and I hate it! Would like to avoid inflicting a Christmas\early Jan birthday on a baby.

feef and stark we're trying to avoid christmas baby too! Tho not actively avoiding so if it happens it happens. We have a lot of babies dec/Jan time in our families. I would have loved a October baby siiiigh but that wasn't to be.

Sorry AF got you Jem

Loving the spreadsheet idea Kathrino! I would love to be that good with excel!

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but is it the birthday thing that puts people off Christmas babies?

Impy it might be worth hanging it on the line if you can and peroxide fails-sunlight can fade some stains. Never tried it on silk though.

I'm sorry Jem. Crap way to start the week.

I've made a spreadsheet which shows for each month of the year where 12 weeks, 20 weeks and due date will fall if I get pregnant that month so I know if there are any months to try less hard than others. Side note: I am an accountant if you couldn't guess.

I'm also feeling a bit of Cycle 2 blah-ness at the moment as well. We definitely didn't DTD enough for anything this month and it's going to be hard to find the time in Feb to try.

Thanks girls.

Your the bitch made me properly snigger feefeefs

Bless my DH. He's texting me saying "Don't give up yet love, apparently plenty of women think they are on their period and they are actually pregnant".

No love, I really don't think so this month.

Sorry jem I will be joining you shortly. Get the ice cream ready

I feel the same about cycle 2, ladies. I'm not as positive at all, it feels like it's all just some fantasy but won't happen (even tho realistically I know it probably will and its only cycle 2, if you know what I mean)
I'm hoping if she's coming it's soon. Had 27 day cycle last time, am on CD21 now and already having cramping etc. Hopefully my cycle is getting shorter so I don't have too long to wait.

Good god the was a bad typo suchajem!!! meant to say sorry about the bitch arriving! I'm discombobulated today

suchajem your not out until your properly out!! Af can go suck a lemon!! Horrible bitch she is xxx