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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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Planeteer · 25/01/2016 18:47

Keeping everything crossed for you ever. Can you try and switch your brain off tonight? Nice meal and a good book? Will be thinking of you on weds Thanks

Evergreen15 · 25/01/2016 18:46

Starky that thread is pure Gold  It is distracting me from my awful worry 

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 18:46

ever don't Google, easier said than done I know, they will be doing it to rule it out, it's a tick list of things they go through to eliminate. Try not to worry, will be thinking of you with my fingers crossed my lovely Flowers

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Holly300 · 25/01/2016 18:41

Evergreen, I know it isn't easy but please try not to worry. They are just doing the test to eliminate it as a cause. I'm sure there is nothing to worry about. Fx for you xx

Kathrino · 25/01/2016 18:40

Oh Evergreen, what a shock and how awful to have to wait until Weds for news. Keeping everything crossed (and then some) that everything turns out to be normal Thanks

leoniethelioness · 25/01/2016 18:37

Ahhh, thinking of you Evergreen

Hoping to see some more of you on the grads thread soon

You're not out until you're out - I was convinced AF was on her way (even wore a pad, just in case!!!) and then got a BFP!

Evergreen15 · 25/01/2016 18:33

Sad Now I am worried
Some of you might recall I went to see GP as some dtd positions hurt as fuck wait then are they supposed to hurt? And to my dismay she took samples and poked around when I had not waxed. So I called for results and Blood and Genitalia could we be more specific are clear. But they said to call on Wednesday as they were testing me for Chlamydia however you spell that And now I am mega worried because I have never thought I had that and if I do it is defo not from my current partner or my exes before him (as we always used condoms) so if I do have it it will be from that son of a b#€# of and ex boyfriend I had 8 years ago. If this is the case and I had it for 8 years, Dr Google tells me it would have left me infertile.
So I am FREAKING OUT right now.
I have to wait to Wednesday to find out. I feel sick Sad
And then if this is negative (everything crossed) she said they would do a scanner to see what is wrong Sad
And I want them to say that nothing is wrong and it is normal that it would hurt in some positions but apparently it is not Sad

Holly300 · 25/01/2016 18:31

Sorry, didn't mean to post the blushing emoticon! Just the flowers! Thanks

Holly300 · 25/01/2016 18:30

Congrats Bellini!!! BlushThanks

Planeteer · 25/01/2016 18:30

Starky thank you for bringing that thread into our lives - it's gold!

Evergreen15 · 25/01/2016 18:24

Bellini thanks for pics Smile not sure, I see a shadow on the left pic and nada on the right. But I dont have my glasses with me
What is this fatball business? i must check
Nice ring choc Wink apart from dark it is too dark for my poor little eyes. Ah! I see there is a better picture :-) wow! Nice ring. But I see no line Blush

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 18:14

*ring not rung

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 18:14

(If you put a rung or something small, penny, paper clip etc next to a test then it helps the camera to focus and you get a clearer picture.)

choc sorry not sorry Grin

I can also heartily recommend 'elderly Korean lady' thread who h is in classics. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2154580-There-is-a-tiny-elderly-Korean-lady-in-my-garden-and-I-want-to-go-out
Always good for a gentle humorous read!

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Mileymoocow · 25/01/2016 18:03

Btw thank you so much to whoever posted that fat balks thread. It's brilliant

Mileymoocow · 25/01/2016 17:55

choc I can see a line on both!! Yay.

Also, bellini I can see one on yours too!!

FX fmu gives better lines and yes, I was wondering what the ring was all about

LaraG13 · 25/01/2016 17:54

choc I've fiddled with the lighting filters on my phone on the first pic and I can make out something in that one!

Chocaholic88 · 25/01/2016 17:49

stark don't encourage my craziness woman 😂😂

Don't apologise lara it's totally fine ☺☺

LaraG13 · 25/01/2016 17:48

Sorry choc I can't make out the second line I don't think. I can see it's a bit darker where the overlay joins the test paper, but can't see the second line. Might just be me or that the photo hasn't captured it well. I really feel for you with this awful uncertainty !

Feefeefs · 25/01/2016 17:47

I've had similar cm miley but I'm probably 7 or 8 DPO and not due AF till 3 rd Feb as longer cycles. Also had some right kinda pinching pain today

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 17:40

choc I'm sure I see a line!

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Chocaholic88 · 25/01/2016 17:22

I'm supposed to be having my booking appointment on Thursday so tomorrow is just a courtesy call to tell her I haven't bled but I'll let you know what she says!! What a headf#ck!

Co5mo · 25/01/2016 17:19

I'm with Imp, get on the phone and request that scan!

ImpYCelyn · 25/01/2016 17:17

God knows why that only just posted, I wrote it ages ago. Hmm, that better pic is what happened with me a few days ago, blurry smudged line which then disappeared. You just need a scan choc

Clear blue digital pretty much work only after AF is late Bellini

Chocaholic88 · 25/01/2016 17:17

I'll tell her when I phone her tomorrow impy.. it's all so very odd as this is the faintest ever... the others were darker than that (I'd post the pics again to show you but I'm not going to bore people lol) xx

ImpYCelyn · 25/01/2016 17:14

Choc I would def tell the midwife you got another positive and ask for an early scan to be sure. Hurray!!