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Ttc#1 Thread the 4th. TMI club of January 2016. No symptom too disgusting to share!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/12/2015 17:28

We're on the 4th thread! Oh come all ye symptom spotters! And a fertile new year!

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IndiX · 24/12/2015 05:13

I'm bloody awake AGAIN! Any else?? Seem to be waking up around this time every night for a couple of hoursAngry
Happy Chrustmas Eve though ladies xx

Milimum1 · 24/12/2015 01:34

Mili, 25.

Cycle #1, running a 43 day cycle after 10 years on the pill, came off in May but still all over the place. CD 37, will POAS in 4 days. First time! I have zero symptoms though so not holding out any hope.

Currently away on a skiing holiday with DH for xmas, have ordered an obscene amount of sticks (both ovulation and pregnancy kind), and a baso thermometer for when I get home. I had no idea that TTC was this technical!

Bubbles, I also feel totally cheated. Why did I worry so much about accidental pregnancy as a teenager?!

nashley · 24/12/2015 01:13

I'm crying !!! Xmas Grin

My dog also possesses the skill of being able to vacate a room! Sometimes he vacates with us!
Love a bit of fart chat in the wee hours!!

Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 01:07

Amen.

Xmas Grin
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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 01:01

I tried blaming one of mine on the dog early on when I got together with dh. It was one of those mortifying ones where you've been together a few days so haven't been able to fart, we'd had curry, and I bent over and the air was forced out! He's used to it now, sometimes ill pretend to be gentile and ladylike and exclaim "Oh! That was a loud mouse!"

this entire thread has been about farts so far, we are grown women, I'm so happy, I have found my people

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Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:55

Could be Starky. She usually looks guilty if she lets one go. I think she's learning to cover up now by being all perky and "who me??"

Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:54

Kat I get it from around cycle day 6 pretty much as soon as my period stops! Then I ovulate around 5 days later according to my cycle this time.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 00:53

Does your dog have a case of the fluffs? My dogs are tiny but are capable of emptying a room with their bum chuckles they take after me in that respect I've spent hours wandering our house sniffing accusingly looking for a stray poo nugget only for the dog to follow me and audibly let one go!

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Jamjar12 · 24/12/2015 00:51

Wow, this thread filled up fast!
I'm 27, first cycle of trying, incredibly hormonal and impatient.
Threw a wobbler this morning upon discovering AF this morning (I'm about 12DPO) but it quickly disappeared and left me in a bit of limbo all day. Tests are all BFN so guess I'll just wait til it's actually due on Sunday.
Been pretty ill for the past 2 weeks with upset tummy and puking. Also can't seem to even see a child on tv let alone in person without tearing up- not because I'm actually upset (it seems to just be a reflex) but absolutely mortifying nonetheless!

KatOnATinRo0f · 24/12/2015 00:50

EWCM on Cd6? Possible? Too early??

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 00:50

A flatulent trout with a lisp snow Dh kissed me after eating that pepper sauce the other week and I had an interesting few hours after!

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Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:46

I keep smelling dog poo. But there's none in the house. My dog isn't looking guilty either. What the heck?!

Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:45

You just made me cry Starky. A trout with flatulence. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 00:42

Welcome nashley Xmas Grin

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 00:41

Forgot to say bunch pink and runner how are our baby mama's feeling?

Aubergine doesn't agree with me, it's on the persona non grata list in our house, same goes for any vegetarian meat substitute ever since "tofu-gate".

And I'm ever so slightly allergic to chillies, which vexes me, as I enjoy them. But one snifter and I look like I've snogged a hoover on full suction. I channel a kardashian sister after lip fillers and my tongue swells up so I develop a temporary speech impediment So basically I become a trout with flatulence.

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Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:39

It's a good pain though Smile the fresh jalapeños aren't too spicy and with the aubergine and minced beef and melty cheese it's just scrummy. Probably a good one to eat when evicting the tenant rather than moving them in though.

nashley · 24/12/2015 00:35

That pizza does sound painful!!!

Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:33

I have browned mince beef, breaded aubergine and jalapeño pepper slices. It's ridiculously good. Kind of like chili on a pizza. Clears the sinuses out, and you can't help but hum "ring of fire" when you eat it! Xmas Grin Xmas Wink Not sure if it's good to eat when it's potentially implanting a 9 month tenant but it's so yummy!!!!!

nashley · 24/12/2015 00:29

Ooh I'm 30 btw Smile

nashley · 24/12/2015 00:29

Hi ladies!

I love this thread - Nearly fell out of bed laughing so hard!
Ttc baby 1
Cd 19
Symptom spotting maniac (see my thread for full list - it's ridiculous!)
Fx for us all!!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 00:28

Ooh what did you have snow I'm intrigued now! Yeah, I'm not poking myself in the cervix with Peter pointer either!

Got my fx for you first what a lovely Christmas present that would be!

I'm having af type cramps really low in my tummy, almost at my pelvic line, but it's too early for af, like two weeks early! I won't be impressed if I get two periods this month!

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Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:18

Long may af stay away firstgo!

And all this talk of long nails and cervix examination is eye watering. I leave my nether regions alone as much as possible.

Snowdog37 · 24/12/2015 00:17

We had pizza too Xmas Grin I get an interesting combo of toppings from our local place. You'd think I'd been pregnant the last 3 years if you knew what they are lol....

firstgo1984 · 24/12/2015 00:14

Happy Christmas Eve! I'm at work. Good to keep me distracted for another few hours. No sign of AF still. I keep expecting to see it.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 24/12/2015 00:00

I am so bloated I can barely move, I feel disgusting! Somebody remind me never to eat pizza ever again! I only had two pieces but bugger me I look like I've swallowed a melon! Dh fancies a cuddle or things to that effect but is bloated too! According to him he's having "a sympathy bloat" I don't know what he's sympathetic about but we could power a gas station between us at the moment! Who says romance is dead?! Xmas Grin

Happy Christmas Eve guys!

Ttc#1 Thread the 4th. TMI club of January 2016. No symptom too disgusting to share!
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