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Thread 2. #Ttc1. We weren't supposed to start yet, but the starting pistol (penis) has gone off. Join our journey as we navigate the ovia boat, pissy sticks and symptoms spotting

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 17/11/2015 12:19

We weren't supposed to start till January! But we did!
Join us as we ttc #1 after pill/contraception etc.

We've got a boat, it makes frequent stops for wine, pissy sticks, wool, slings, cake and all manner of shit we don't need yet but we buy anyway!

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Runner05 · 20/11/2015 07:51

Congrats Miss, I'm super jealous! How many dpo are you, did you test after missing AF and did you have any symptoms?

Stark sounds like you've almost worn OH down. Just keep at it literally!

Woke up to cramps today. The witch is due tomorrow and I'm fully expecting her to arrive. Still I'm heading out to watch Bellowhead tonight so maybe I'll just say sod it and have a cider.

I've decided to quit doing bbt. Apparently I sleep with my mouth open so it's not terribly accurate and I think it's making me more crazy obsessive than I need to be. I've got a couple of ov sticks to try and pinpoint next months ovulation instead.

purplesmiler · 20/11/2015 07:49

Morning ladies. It's Friday wohoo I am so pleased this week has been hectic. Hope we are all ok?

MissClarke wow congratulations! Can see those lines. I'm sure your OH will be happy. When are you telling him?

Well we have been extra busy given its my ovulation week, it's been fun as always. I didn't take an OV test so I'm going by the app and my body showed the symptoms. I would love for it to happen so quickly.

MissClarke86 · 20/11/2015 07:31

So this just happened...

Top stick is just an ovulation test I did first.

I've only been off the pill a few weeks and haven't even had a proper period!? I'm really nervous about telling OH!!

Thread 2. #Ttc1. We weren't supposed to start yet, but the starting pistol (penis) has gone off. Join our journey as we navigate the ovia boat, pissy sticks and symptoms spotting
StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/11/2015 04:51

Just found out another person I know is pregnant, dsis told me as a heads up so I can be prepared with straight face "oh how lovely! " for when my dm tells me! She knew I'd probably have an interesting facial repetoire! And didn't want me to give myself away in front of family members, as I've been saying "oh it will be a good few years yet before kids !" Mainly to put people off asking me about it, I'm the eldest girl sans offspring family wise and I've been gently ribbed about it for years very subtly. I want them to think it's my choice we don't have any yet!

Dh resolve is weakening Grin

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DrWhy · 19/11/2015 23:27

Ooh, stats;
Age: 34
TTC: no 1.
Cycle: 1(ish, not off the pill a week yet!)

Starky I'm with you on the Christmas decorations! DH gets home on the 5th Dec and I'm not sure whether to have the tree up and house decorated ready or whether to drag him out tree shopping the day after he gets back - I love it Grin looks like we have a thread of Christmas fans! I spent last weekend making mincemeat and Christmas cake, this weekend might be flavoured alcohol.

Runner hmm... So maybe still a chance then... Just stay away from the pissy sticks for a few days! Smile

Hi Nurse and welcome.

happybus28 · 19/11/2015 21:29

Sounds promising runner!!

I can't wait for Christmas either, I'm holding off putting mine up at home for a couple of weeks but I'm going to put the one at work up tomorrow which will either ease my craving to put mine up at home or make it worse!!!

Runner05 · 19/11/2015 19:58

Elevated sense of smell is still in residence. Had to wash my hands twice earlier because something I'd touched smelled of feet and now I'm sat in a near empty pub feeling sick because I can smell the smokers sitting on the other side of the room Confused

Ni4444 · 19/11/2015 19:11

I hear ya Runner! I could never see the point of yoga in the past but my job is so blastedly exhausting now that I don't have the energy or willingness to do anything more than roll about stretching in the evenings!! thankfully dtd also fits into that! Wink

BubbaNo1 · 19/11/2015 18:29

I love Christmas!!! Got to have the Christmas music playing in the background! Ovulation week starts today... Time to ramp up the DTD!

Nurse15 · 19/11/2015 18:01

Thanks guys :) I also cannot wait to get my Christmas decorations up! Hoping to get them out of the attic next week!! The excitement :)

shelbTa · 19/11/2015 17:51

Welcome nurse!

Starky runner I LOVE Christmas! I cannot wait either.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/11/2015 17:27

Hi nurse welcome!

runner I do my decorating under the cover of darkness, I wait till Dh has gone to work and then go balls to the wall on Christmas! There's no way he'd take it down as a)he's too lazy and knows I'd just put it back up the second he went out, and b)I approach it like a child and text him telling him there's a big surprise at home and it's all very exciting! This is also due to the fact that when he comes home, I don't want him to be startled by the Christmas tree and punch it thinking it's a burglar!

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Runner05 · 19/11/2015 17:20

Hi Nurse welcome to the thread Smile

Nurse15 · 19/11/2015 14:27

Stopped taking my pill in February, had only one period in that time but it was beginning of nov so hoping that this may return to normal soon. Not officially TTC but not using any contraception!

Runner05 · 19/11/2015 14:08

Ni I find yoga deadly dull but I do enjoy body balance which is a mix of yoga and a few other thing and is a bit higher impact.

Stark totally agree with the decorating OH says I shouldn't decorate for a couple more weeks but stuff that! Can't decorate next week though as sis is here... So much for avoiding stress Hmm

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/11/2015 13:33

My dsis says we can't decorate till the 15th....I'm totally doing it next week! I LOVE Christmas! I'm going to start on making some Christmas decorations now! Woooo!

Grin He's used to me runner I think I'm fairly low maintenance! I can be some what drama queeny when the occasion calls, but he knew that when he married me! He's very laid back, and he loves me, I'm lucky!

It might just be your body adjusting it's hormone levels and whatnot runner buy the forbidden treats and have them ready if you need them, and if you don't, bonus! Flowers

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Ni4444 · 19/11/2015 13:26

Runner, dont diss the walk! For me walking is something I'm much more likely to do so I'd rather focus on doing that than setting myself up to fail with running! Although if you're talking stress would you consider yoga? Lots of stuff on YouTube, and it feels so lovely to have a good stretch! good for ttc too

Christmas, yes love the decorating with Xmas movie or tunes and mulled wine if i get to drink it this year and mince pies Grin

Bunch that's fantastic news!!! Wishing you lots of dtd over the next few days!!...

Ovulation test still says no for me today, but it's gonna be this weekend I reckon. OH has been warned!!

purplesmiler · 19/11/2015 13:03

Hi Ladies.

Runner I am also a Christmas fanatic but like to do the decorations on a weekend day so it generally falls in the first few days of Dec. I insist on a Christmas film while doing it luckily my OH is the same. We are going decoration shopping tonight.

Runner05 · 19/11/2015 09:11

Woohoo Bunch best get busy Wink

Morning run ok it was a fast walk complete. I will have a productive day today dammit! Grin

BunchOfBobs · 19/11/2015 08:47

Oh Runner I hope not. But as you said if so there's cheese and wine!

I am very fanatic about Christmas. I have been known to do it the 30th of November Hmm

Good news. I'm just headed home, job finished early aaaannnd I'm still in my fw with an ovia score of 9!! eek.

shelbTa · 19/11/2015 08:16

Morning ladies! Missed loads, tried to catch up.

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Runner05 · 19/11/2015 07:51

HA! Stark that made me laugh! If I did that my OH would tell me to shut upConfused

So how are you ladies this fine and lovely morning? I haven't looked out the window yet so in imagining the day I want

Today is the start of Dr ordered daily exercise. As soon as I can convince myself to get out of bed I'm getting on the treadmill. I've got a terribly productive day planned out culminating in watching OHs band at the pub tonight.

I'm now pretty sure that I've had a chemical pregnancy. Skittle tits are nearly nonexistent this morning so I'm fully expecting the witch to appear on Sunday... Bright side blue cheese and wine hear I come... Should be able to indulge in my usual drunken tree decorating in 1st Dec too Grin

Anyone else here a fanatic who insists on putting the tree up on 1st Dec?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 18/11/2015 23:14

Haha I loudly sigh until Dh says
"what are you doing?"
"listening to my fertility ebb away and my ovaries rattling...I'm subtly tabulating my periods and our sex life!"
"It's not subtle if you tell me"
"I'm being as subtle as I can be! Can you not HEAR my body clock ticking?!"

Yeah, so it's safe to say I'm not over-dramatic, he's hardly noticed Grin

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Runner05 · 18/11/2015 23:02

Haha Mor I wait until OH has fallen asleep before I add dtd. Have been surprised to see how much more frisky I am during the window and not just because of ttc.

If you can hold off testing until you're late then it's the best thing to do skips along ignoring own advice

Morwenna1 · 18/11/2015 22:57

Fingers crossed for Monday for you Runner,but if it doesn't happen don't get too down about it Smile Just think, more sex! 30 sticks for a £5 - good move! I've got some cheap ones stashed away ready. The FRER ones are now on offer?! Damn it.

I'm with you Mrs22 - if I test before AF is late, that way madness lies. Thing is, you'll just doubt what the stick is telling you until AF does or doesn't arrive; whether you think it's a positive or a negative....

Hello to the newbies Grin

Oo - stats
Name: Morwenna
Age: 32
TTC: no 1.
Cycle: 3
CD: 9 (just entering into the window - and we all know what happens in the window ladies!!)
Been off Pill since July, but didn't start trying properly till end Sept/October time
Fitness: practically non-existant (although like walking, does that count?)
DTD: Got back on the wagon last night after a break due to headcold. Don't worry, I'm not suggesting that we keep public tabs on how often we DTD!!! Feels slightly odd inputting it into my app! (I do wait until DH has left the room!)

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