Hoping for a positive November! Old thread too big to post messages

ps - who's sawyer?

Or am I not supposed to admit I don't know that?

Glad MrMcJ is doing ok.

Good luck testers this weekend - hang on in there!

Gasp! Splutter! deep-breath! Is it really only 1 day, I've been stuck in a meeting for??! It certainly felt longer and you lot have been busy on here!! Cheered me up no end though!

But made me feel really dull - no weird hobbies or skeletons in my closet (that I know about! - if there is, I'll need to call those Ghost-busters!!!)

Actually, Greedy I am starting feel a bit spooked - my temp rose this morning too and we also "took the night off" last night!! Are you sure we're not connected somehow?

Quite possible in my case, that temp was up as I have pretty snotty cold, but still hoping for remaining high temps tomorrow!

Sawyer! HAH! in your dreams mrsmcspink! he NEVER leaves my side.....he just cant get enough of me!

ready! that is nothing to be ashamed of! i would PAY someone to let me peel the sunburn off their back!

my worst thing for money is very convoluted but involves an isolation unit, rectal probes and urine samples! i was at uni and needed the money...what can i say!

my weirdest person was erm.........cant say, cos you will all think i am soooooooooooooo mean, but he had a deformed arm and hand and one leg about 6 inches shorter than the other and i didnt realise till the next morning! drunken one night stand...again what can i say!

i love the big saussage, small hole city! LOL
looking good for af by the way...keep us posted!

If Sawyer = Weird... I am keen on the idea of Weird!!!

PS. Is it too late to back track and say that I have never peeled sunburned skin off of my father's back for a £1?? ... No??

Honeyapple - I thought you were telling the truth about the sick dog. and I thought you were making the one about the man up as if it was going to be greedy's answer. taking the michael out of her, so to speak.

But clearly I should have made mine up!!

... worst thing I ever did for money ... waste my life in an office behind a desk solving other people's problems aka My Job!

weirdest person I have slept with was Sawyer, without a doubt, tasted of fish biscuits!! That goes out for Greedy and Ready - !

OMG!
I mean there is a lonely old man over the road from me...
(now making myself feel very ill thinking about doing the do with him....Yikes)

cityangel-PMSL at your problem with the blind date...

Just like to say that
I MADE MY ONES UP!!!!
Ready- I hope you didnt seriously think i was banging old men for their money...

Oooops. Was I supposed to make something up, Cos I told the truth. Now I am embarrassed? Does this mean that the fake famine isn't real? IYSWIM?

I am PMSL at Honeyapple and the fake famine for sick puppy whilst eating cakes ...

OMG ready! you are SICK! i have heard that your dh is a right weirdo!!!!!

i feel a bit silly now cos my answers aren't as good as the ones you are coming up with

ok... worst thing I ever did for money ... peeled my dad's sunburned back for a £1.

weirdest person I have slept with is a tricky one to answer... as I have only slept with DH. So it's got to be him

oh my god! you are right about the old man! i was hoping his baby gravy might be better quality than my dh's!

worst thing for money-
pretending you had a sick puppy and got everyone at work to sponsor you to do a 24 hr famine to pay for puppy's pretend operation...whilst secretly eating lots of cakes...

weirdest person you've slept with-
The lonely old man over the road because you felt sorry for him... and also secretly hoping (as he has no relatives), that he will leave you lots of money in his will...

Uncanny heh greedy?

maybe i should never have started these dodgy questions? do you think some people will be offended? (not like me to worry normally!)

king of bods! i was wondering what unusula meant? took a while for me to twig that you are just stupid and cant spell!!!!!! AND how did you know about Alf! has he been telling everyone about me again?!

Me too - in fact I think everyone should answer Greedy's questions!

Ok... now I need to know

Oh, yes,and a big HOOOOORRRRAAAAAAY that you've ov'd. Talk about an egg getting performance anxiety!

Cross posts, Guzzler. I NEED to know the answers to both of those.

Right, is the weirdest thing you have done for money wear a giant hotdog and parade up and down Oxford Street?

Is the weirdest person you've slept with Alf from Home and Away?

Random guesses, but you never know, I might be psychic....

Owww, I've missed all the fun. That's what you get for being a boring bookeeper on thursdays. Have been doing the stained glass for about 10 years now. Did it a little bit while pg first time and DD seems quite normal (well, most of the time anyway) so feel more confident this time. Have my own (small) business which is sooo busy at the mo up to Christmas. Who was it who said I'd be tapping Kyte for work - the thought had crossed my mind !!!!

MrsMcSpink - hope DH is on the mend soon.

Chooster - your snake episode sounds terrifying!

City - I think it's cool, your hobby. Very unusula and love the fact that DH tried to get you a ride on one.

Was reading a bit of December thread last night and was crying with laughter at some of it. You lovely ladies are superb. Will gatecrash from time to time if that's ok

firststar, chooster chops and king of bods - you wont need to join us all on the dec thread cos we will ALL be joining you on the antenatal threads!
i am trying to think of something for people to guess.....erm......worst thing i have done for money?.......weirdest person i have slept with?......erm......guess they are a bit dodgy!.....good answers though!.....how about...............................nope! sorry cant think of anything!
did think of something really sad and pathetic to share with you all though......when my temp went up this morning and i realised that i had finally ovulated the first thing i did was try to work out when my baby would be due! how sad is that! someone needs to tell me that i am NOT pg, i only ovulated! i always get carried away!