Sammy, you've waited long enough and I don't want you to raise your hopes about a miraculous post-hysteroscopy BFP. These success stories are largely anecdotal, just like those 'you are super-fertile for three months after a lap and dye/miscarriage'. Completely unhelpful codswallop, IMO.
Night, have you thought about Bucklins?
Glittery, have you thought about amphetamines
Well done, achy-breaky Rainy!
Pug, I love it that you are back posting (although not the circumstances under which you returned
). Same with Ibeka; you were both missed tons. I am glad you are having ferning and cervix signals, so exciting to feel our bodies getting back to normal after mc.
I have shared all of your loveliness and concern for Sparkly with her. I have told her the days of massive catch-ups for her are gone and she must rest up and think of herself for a change. I've told her she is missed and well-loved by everyone here 
The washed-up laptop was treated Very Seriously apparently. Nobody thought to see if a non-swimming member of staff was missing, though, which I thought was a bit off. Surely there is a likelihood that some desperately depressed and stressed out IT chap had had enough and sauntered, all Virginia Woolf-like, into th'Irish Sea?
I will happily create the new thread. Please remind me nearer the time - and remind me to include Woolly's cock o'clock in the OP. Priceless 
Juney, get your love egg-plugged arse back on this forum, you filthy tart!