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Don't mess with the Bumsnetters they have Angry Pubes!

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juneybean · 26/04/2015 11:37

The Rules of Bumsnet

You can shag, you can syringe, you can temp, you can OPK; as long as your aim is a BFP!

We're cliquey so fuck off. LPB will be annihilated.

Make sure you're on the ###Bumsnet Bumstats###

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Hairstylisttoboris · 26/04/2015 21:23

Oh thePug thinking of you tonight and tomorrow. Hope you are well liked after and all goes ok. X

Nomio230 · 26/04/2015 21:21

Aw, Rice, that is a horrible dream. No wonder you feel a bit emotional today.

I know this might sound melodramatic, but I am starting to get worried I have OHSS (ovarian hyper stimulation syndrome). It is really rare with Clomid, but possible. Since Thursday I have had tummy pains, queasiness and a seriously bloated, sensitive tummy. It is so bad even the water running on it in the shower feels painful. I can hardly eat & now have back pain too. I also have a temperature. Hmm

Going to try and get a Drs appointment tomorrow.

Riceicle1 · 26/04/2015 20:42

pug sending you lots of love for tomorrow Flowers
to everyone while stuffing malteesers in my pie hole 7dpo, yawn! I had a horrid dream last night that I had gone for a smear and the nurse told me i couldn't ttc because the lining had worn away causing me to have cancer Sad in the dream I was sobbing to my mom! saying I can't try for a baby anymore ! Couldn't sleep after that Sad
A little voice in my head keeps telling me that I should give up after this cycle. I feel that it's invading all parts of my life, even my sleep. It's the first and last thing I think about, and I don't know how long I can keep doing it. Sad I know I shouldn't moan, and I'm not even out this cycle.... But I'm hormonal

juneybean · 26/04/2015 20:37

Seems late for implantation :/

I had really sore boobs the other day but that's tailed off and had heartburn again today. Starting to think I had my period and blinked or something :|

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spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 20:23

Ooh it looks good Juney, if the dip yesterday was true it could have been implantation. How are you feeling, do you have any symptoms?

Ooh it's nearly time for Poldark, it's the last one tonight,

juneybean · 26/04/2015 20:19

Today I thought but ff says Tuesday as I've had long cycles in the past. Chart link is on spreadsheet :D

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spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 20:16

Creme, that sounds like funGrin

Haha Woolly, you'll have brown bed sheets in the morning!
I often remove my bra through my sleeve if I have at shirt onBlush

Butter, hope,you're feeling better soonThanks

Juney, I missed your chart this morning but your temps gone up yes? When is af due?

juneybean · 26/04/2015 20:09

Looking at my crazy chart I'm starting to think I misread yesterday's but I'm sure I double checked it as was so shocked by it.

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Yokyil · 26/04/2015 20:06

Sorry Woolly my memory is woeful Blush

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 20:00

Hi butterchunks!

yokyil about 13 dpo but BFN this morning

Yokyil · 26/04/2015 19:40

Sore boobs woolly Hmm where are you in your cycle atm?
Glittery lol a turd!!! Hate the smell of it tan and poop Grin

Butterchunks · 26/04/2015 19:40

Just popping in to show my face on the new bus. I'm still following y'all and hoping for great things for everyone. I'll try to be more active once I'm feeling a bit better.

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 19:36

I'm all fake tanned up!! I look like a turd with white teeth!
Haha Grin

My boobs were so sore this week that when I got home after work I did the Rachel from Friends thing and removed bra through my sleeve Blush

cremedecacao · 26/04/2015 19:32

Sparkly, we are off on a European extravaganza! (read: I don't actually know, but lots of places!)

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 19:31

pug I'm thinking of you, I hope all goes smoothly tomorrow lovely, and you can resume some sense of normality soon Flowers

nomio I hope it's not too tough seeing the baby, I hope your turn is not too far away now Flowers

purds oo bet you got some nice outfits! Wink

yokyil omg you could be me...snap on the pjs after work/hoodies at the weekend! Grin

I'm booked to fly in June, like the others have said already I've not found anything to say it's unsafe, I guess it's just the awkwardness of potential morning sickness.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 26/04/2015 19:29

Omgosh yes as soon as I get in its upstairs bra off, knickers off, jammies on ahhhhhh! My fave time of the day lol!

Nomio I don't care whose baby it is is squish a baby all day. I love em when they get all chubbySmile

Sparkly yeah - I think it's a brilliant excuse to five finger shuffle really! I can affectionately call him a wanker!
He ain't offended. His proud! Grin Also I think he's willing to try anything like me.

I'm all fake tanned up!! I look like a turd with white teeth!

Nomio230 · 26/04/2015 19:15

I wondered the same thing, Ibeka. I hate LPBs, but don't want to put others off from joining. Some of the nicest people on here only joined relatively recently. Juney did ask for ideas of how to word it on FB, but I couldn't think of anything good.

purdiepie · 26/04/2015 19:12

Pug, I remember that feverish need to get back to the business of ttc after my mmc. The ERPC was as good as could be expected and all staff super kind. I will be thinking of you lots tomorrow. You have so, so much to look forward to, my love. Please make a promise to yourself that you will not be pressured (by yourself) into thinking you must fall pregnant really soon again or all is lost. You will get there. One day at a time, my love Thanks

DizzyNorthernBird · 26/04/2015 19:05

pixa, not yet! DP's mate came over so I went out running instead. Just got home and he's not here! Will jump when he gets in after I've showered Smile. I used to grow chilli plants too! Serrano chillies! Might get a plant for my kitchen windowsill. I miss growing my own stuff.

pug I hope tomorrow goes smoothly for you & you have a swift recovery.

ibeka · 26/04/2015 19:01

Evening all. Hope you've had nice Sundays.

juners can you change me stats? BFP due 23 May with Oyster... Love the intro but worried it may put off any nice ladies we would want to join...?!

melon oh the hunger of ERPC day! I had breakfast at 6 am and surgery at 5pm!

Off to cook some dinner. Catch you all laters.

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 18:57

Haha Creme, I think we're all guilty of the crazy dpo googling sometimes!

Pug, sorry it hasn't happened naturally. It's so crap that you're having to go through this. I hope you get to eat the pastries. I'll be thinking of you tomorrow and here's a hug for now xx

Purdie, yay for new clothes. What a fab idea the voucher is.

Pixa, sounds like you've had a busy afternoon. Have you got some burgers on the bbq now?

Queen, I love going out for Sunday lunch, no washing up or smelly hairSmile sorry af is nasty.

Glittery, yay for bopGrin
Do you go on your holiday tomorrow?

Nomio, I hope the meet up with your cousin isn't too hard for you.

I have flown in the first trimester and all was fine. I wouldn't worry about it.

Creme, where are you off to on your hols?

Yokyil, I always put pj bottoms on in the house or sweat pants, depending on the time or who's coming!

Oh Melon, what a lovely doctor, such a nice thing to say.

DizzyMerry · 26/04/2015 18:51

Sparkly I'm feeling a lot better now that the shock has worn off. Have been out for a little walk and the fresh air has done me good. Thanks for asking. How are you doing?

Creme I think it's fine to fly in the first trimester from everything I've heard and read so I would carry on ttc as you say 3 months is a long time to wait for something which you really want.

ThePug · 26/04/2015 18:48

Thanks everyone - as long as I'm not too out of it I'll be back on tomorrow afternoon letting you know I got through it ok.
melon - I saw a lovely consultant last Tuesday who spoke with me for ages and was really sweet but on her way out she said 'and we'll be seeing you back here for your antenatal appointments next year' - if I hadn't been snivvling so much at that point I would have retorted that I hope it'll be a lot sooner than next year!

I asked a lot of doctors, including the high risk obstetrician, about flying and was told it makes absolutely no difference to the pregnancy.

Pixa · 26/04/2015 18:44

Creme no, I am a data analyst. Grin

cremedecacao · 26/04/2015 18:43

Pixa- are you a teacher too?