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Don't mess with the Bumsnetters they have Angry Pubes!

979 replies

juneybean · 26/04/2015 11:37

The Rules of Bumsnet

You can shag, you can syringe, you can temp, you can OPK; as long as your aim is a BFP!

We're cliquey so fuck off. LPB will be annihilated.

Make sure you're on the ###Bumsnet Bumstats###

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DizzyNorthernBird · 27/04/2015 08:18

You covered cd9 well though didn't you night? Fx it's not anovulatory. They're frigging annoying.

Have just tested the water with DP. Apparently his balls hurt today because we've dtd too much over the weekend! He's not used to doing it this much, bless him, but at least he's put in a bit of extra effort this month. Will try again on him tonight Grin

nightandthelight · 27/04/2015 08:07

Thinking of you today pug!

Good luck with your appt Sammy :)

Pretty sure now that either I ovd on CD9 or I am having an anovulatory cycle. Either way it's just a waiting game now although I will try and jump DH tonight just in case Grin

Purplecuddlykoala14 · 27/04/2015 07:45

Hope your appointment goes well Sammy

DizzyNorthernBird · 27/04/2015 07:43

A temp of 35.68 must mean I've been mouth breathing, right?

Broken thermometer generally puts me at in between 36.10-36.18.....

Suppose I'd better opk again today just in case and figure out a cunning plan to woo DP seeing as I promised last night was the last night of babyshagging

DizzyNorthernBird · 27/04/2015 07:40

AF always makes me feel like I need a massive poo Sad

Queenbee30 · 27/04/2015 07:32

I don't fake tan either. I barely tan in real sun - burn and go freckly with the slightest sun exposure and I'm not even a red head. After a 3 and half week long honeymoon where I obsessively covered myself in factor 30 I came back with a slight tan but that's about all I can muster.

Nice work on dtding dizzy! Fx for you.

Tmi but I had really forgotten how much AF cramps cause my bowels to go into overdrive Sad

Queenbee30 · 27/04/2015 07:26

And sammy, good luck!!

DizzyNorthernBird · 27/04/2015 07:25

Oh woolly, that's totally pants. Damn the AF!

boris are you recovering yet? Did you get any pills in the end?

Dtd last night for the first time ever on cd20, usually we stop on cd18! So I was feeling more optimistic about being in with a chance this month. However, broken thermometer gave me a huge temp drop this morning instead of a rise......possible ovulation dip? Which is annoying if it is because im not sure whether DP will be on board to dtd again tonight. On the other hand I've woken up with a very dry mouth so I'm wondering if I've had my mouth open before my alarm went off! Gah!

I don't do tanning. I had way too much sun when I was younger and I already have concerns about irreversible damage to my skin. Can't be arsed with fake tan so I stay pale. Running in the sun picks up a bit of colour on my lower legs and arms but I end up with a tan line across my shoulders and knees. Attractive!

Queenbee30 · 27/04/2015 07:25

Just popping on to say hope all goes as well as possible today pug

boris hope you're feeling back to 100%. Make sure you pass on any residual germs to your evil boss mwah ha ha.

Nice work on the new wardrobe purds!

All round to pixa's house for a bumsnet BBQ!

purdiepie · 27/04/2015 07:25

Pug and Sammy Thanks

I'm out this month (almost). Not bothered at all. This week has been tough and I kept half-hoping I wasn't pregnant Hmm

Riceicle, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't fall pregnant before the year's out. You're old, right? Not that old though. Plus you've proved you can make babies fifteen times I predict you will get preggo in four month's time Smile

I'm off to work soon. Much, much easier than being at home.

Hairstylisttoboris · 27/04/2015 07:04

Good luck to Sammy and ThePug for today.

Sorry for AF woolly.

cremedecacao · 27/04/2015 07:00

Morning! Oh Woolly! I'm sorry to hear that Sad hope you're ok. Best crack on with cycle 5!

Good luck Sammy.

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 23:33

rice what a horrible dream, remember the hormones are making you feel crap and it you will feel better tomorrow hopefully Flowers

sammy thinking of you, hope you get a good night's sleep.

Gahh bleeding here now Sad sod it, onto cycle 5....
Night night lovely ladies!! Smile

Sparkly123 · 26/04/2015 23:19

Juney pics are a step forward anyway eh!Wink

Pixa woo for BBQ! Grin

choppers oh I forgot you were going on holiday!! That's great. Sure you will be fine, hope sickness stays away for you!

Thepug for you Flowers will be thinking of you tomorrow lovely

Creme extravaganza sounds very exciting!Grin

Butterypants nice to see you hope you are doing better Flowers

Rice what an awful dream!! Terrifying! .. But it was just that.. A dream. Make believe...! Sorry you feel blue today, understandable after that! And it sounds like TTC is really taking it's toll, but hopefully today is a bad day and tomorrow will be better and you will feel more positive again. Sending Flowers

Nomio that doesnt sound too good lovely, def get checked out. Especially if you have fever too. Sending Flowers hope you can get some sleep

Glitterbug I have never take tanned. Too scared I'll look like an Oompa Loompa! I get paler here in winter but still have olive skin from my dad so I'm ok that way for tanning. Sometimes wish I could do instant tan though, just sure id make a mess of it !! Ha Confused

Sammy lovely, wishing you so much luck for tomorrow.. Long time coming this app! Hope you have your list all sorted and get as much help and advice possible! Smile

Purdita back to the grind Tomor! Do you have Sunday night dread?!

Nomio230 · 26/04/2015 22:51

No suicides on this bus. The rest of us are too busy DTD to clean up your mess!

juneybean · 26/04/2015 22:35

Sounds like a plan purdita

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loopylou1984 · 26/04/2015 22:32

Have no chance of catching up, I've missed a whole day :(.
Hope everyone is okay, I'm getting nervous about appointment tomorrow so am going to sleep to pretend it's not happening, 'see' you all in the morning. Xx

purdiepie · 26/04/2015 22:31

Juney, you're not preggo. Neither am I (probably). If you fancy a joint suicide pact, call me. They'll bury us togevver on th'island o' Lesbos.

purdiepie · 26/04/2015 22:29

I'm starting a trend for boldly exhibiting so-white-they're-blue legs. I'm fed up of feeling something akin to deep shame when I get my nekkid pins out. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it tomorrow

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 26/04/2015 22:20

I get a fakie as I don't tan at all. really winds me up.

Nomio230 · 26/04/2015 22:07

I keep thinking I should try temping again. Maybe I will join you tomorrow, Eskimo. My only tip is try not to fall back asleep while the thermometer is in your mouth!

I am have been Fake Baked a couple of times before, but am not really a fan. I am lucky that I have quite an olive complexion though & tan easily.

eskimoflo · 26/04/2015 21:59

Pug Will be thinking of you tomorrow Flowers

Nomio FX it's not that. Hope you feel better soon.

Boris Glad to see that you are feeling a little bit better today. Take it easy lady!

ibeka Re. the newbies. I'd like to think they might see it as a challenge! Wink They have to have something about them to ride with us eh?

Why is everyone getting fake tanned? Have I missed someat? Is there some new research out that says that there's an ingredient in fake tan that helps you to produce cervical mucus? Or does the smell of it make the spermies swim faster and in a more straight line? Confused

I think that I might start to temp tomorrow... If I can get my shit together... Any tips? It will be CD7 for me tomorrow. Am also going to piss on an OPK, just for the hell of it. Am taking any result with a pinch of salt though, as I have had some positive OPKS in the last few months, but still no AF. Sad Could be that my body is trying to ovulate, and getting the surges, but not actually producing anything. CD21 tests later this month will tell all...

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 26/04/2015 21:44

Rice that was a horrible dream Sad

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 26/04/2015 21:43

Nomio get that checked out xx

Starting to think I shouldn't of fake tanned so much. Watching The Impossible and have tears streaming down my face. Blush So emosh.

chopsface · 26/04/2015 21:38

Thinking of you pug