Don't mess with the Bumsnetters they have Angry Pubes!

Yes where is Junebug romancing no doubt

Congratulations wotsitt! Xx

sammy hope she doesn't turn up, horrible that last bit of the wait x

Sammy sorry you are still awaiting AF... Hope you are out of limbo soon!

Eskimo hoping fancyHSG goes well Tomor, be thinking of you

Lucie tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow! Thinking of you and absolutely rooting for you! Sure you are a bag of nerves!!

Purdita good luck at your app Tomor, I really hope it helps you come to a conclusion on all this

Yokyil still no AF?! So testing Tomor?! Exciting!!!!! Positive vibes to you!

Spinners id forgotten you were going away! That will be great! Hope dh sample goes well Tomor!

Nomio oh no! Another hard day for you. I'm glad that doctor is taking things seriously and hope Tomor brings you more information.. And less pain!!! Feel better soon lovely

Rainy good luck with bloods Tomor. Focus on this next cycle - this is when things are really starting to move forward, you have these tests and fertility ref in action. these are all good moves in the right direction. I know it can feel like it's just never going to happen, but you must must must hold on to the fact that it will. Because that's the truth. Hormones are gonna settle and you will be feeling less emotional soon too. Sending to you

Woolly so sorry you had a bad day yesterday but pleased to hear today was up!!hope it continues!

Wotsits is that you?!?! Have you cracked it? Is the device complete?!??

So many of us have apps or something Tomor! Let's hope for a Good Friday for all!!!

Yay Wotsit, so pleased you came
To share your happy news. Congratulations to you

wotsits congrats!!!!!!!! when?? Woohoo!!

spinning 13 million sounds like looooads!!!

Anyone know how Juney is getting on?

Hi Woolly - no she's not here yet. Overnight tonight for sure.

Waves to wottsits! Xx

Ah I've googled! 1.2 million motility is bad, it should be above 50% of the total sperm count. Will have to keep fx the vits have worked.

Wotsits, hello

wotsits you didn't find any of our other AWOL bus riders whilst lurking did you - marysprayer, beansprout?

Good, thank you!!! I got my bfp!

Yep, same thing Wotsits.

How are things with you?

Ahhh my sister was 'over stimulated' first time with ivf. Would that be the same thing?

Yep I'm a lurker....but I like to keep informed he he. How is everyone?

Ooh I've found dp's results!
Sperm 13 million
Morphology 5%
Motility 1.2 million.

Is it the total sperm count that needs improvement Purdie? Morphology is ok isn't it? I'm really hoping they've improved!

wotsits!!!!

Ovarian Hyperstimulation Syndrome. It can happen with IVF & occasionally with Clomid.

Thank you for the lovely messages yesterday ladies, today was a much better day!

pixa you'll be missed here lovely, I totally understand though, you need to refocus and have some time out from this exhausting journey. We're all here for you when you're ready to come back. Take care

nomio what a tough time you're going through, I really hope they get this scan sorted tomorrow

rainy it's friggin annoying when people say "relax and it will happen". No, you can't relax when it's on your mind 24/7 and it hurts like hell every cycle that you've tried and not succeeded. Look after yourself lovely and I hope tomorrow you feel a bit better

yokyil sore boobs sound hopeful fx for you!

sammy any sign of AF yet?! Hope the biatch stays away.

Oh night how you feeling now?

spinning I hope dh's test goes well

sparkly good luck for tomorrow lovely, I'm thinking of you, stay strong you amazing lady

purds you crack me up

Wotsits, you are back!!!

What's OHSS?

I have done the desk clearing thing before, Purds. I think that is when you know that your heart is really not in it.

I am 1DPO now. I started on the Progesterone yesterday & am praying it works.

I am so glad you agree with me about the OHSS. Apart from the Dr earlier, I feel like everyone else has just been dismissing the idea.

Mind you...look at Mr.Heirtoth'ironthrone and his 100% Elephant Man morphology. He can make babbies

Yes, 13 million is considered 'poor'. Anything

Spinning/Nomio, my DH has performance issues (yes! really!) but rose to the occasion bloody magnificently over in t'Czech clinic once ensconced in the masterbatorium. He confessed they were the filthiest, most depraved porn mags he had seen in a long time (and he's travelled Asia).

Me: 'How depraved?'
DH: 'Well, not so much depraved, just... utter filth.'
Me: 'What kind of filth?'
DH: 'Well..you know...'
Me: 'No, I fucking don't know. Are we talking bestiality here or what? Table legs up arses? Filching? Double fisting? Tea-bagging horses? Scat?'
DH: 'Fucking hell, Purdie...I dread to think what you got up to in your past...'

Haha Purdie, oh well, if you do back next week you'll only have a 3 day week but at least you have your meeting tomorrow to see if it's going to be worth your while continuing. I don't think any amount of money is worth continuing if you're hearts not in it. Something else will come along for you and make you happy

In my last post I'm sure I've got the sperm info wrong, think it should be quite a lot more than 15 million! Purdie, Do you know?

Sparkly, tomorrow will be fine, sweetheart. I will be thinking of you