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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

996 replies

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 21:21

Haha Eskimo, yes ok we'll leave her to find that first. I think she must be busy looking as she's not been here much!

Sparkly, I'm in Devon! I live by the seaside. If you were in the fb group
You would know that as I posted some beach photos Smile I get lots of vitamin D, my bfp must be coming soon!

I've just visited Amazon to buy more Q10 and guess what? They've sold out!!!!! Think The angry pubes have bought the lotGrin

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 21:18

Yep Boris I kept mine on the bottom shelf next to the cheese! Ha ha

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 21:18

Eskimo Tomorrow, tomorrow, last pill day tomorrow, it's only a day awayyyyyyyy I may have used that tune on Purds too. Is a personal fav. Ha ha

Nomio230 · 16/04/2015 21:17

I love all the random crap that gets discussed on here! Everything from tea bags to deformed dogs!

Glittery, sorry to hear you were bombed. It is especially unfair when it is in your own house.

Eskimo, I have gone off you. I have that 21 seconds song going round my head now. Angry

Sparkly, hang in there. I know it must be terrifying every time you see more blood, but your little bean is a fighter. Flowers

Hairstylisttoboris · 16/04/2015 21:16

sparks what not to like: keeping my wee in my fridge. nuff said?

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 21:16

Professional complainer! Mummy that's brilliant.

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 21:15

Yokyil great about trial! Purdita just signed up too. Free stuff? What's not to like

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 21:13

Is a lottery. Remember I had a meltdown last week saying this wasn't my month? I know we don't know what's gonna happen with this but I still conceived.. And it totally shows sometimes there's just no way of knowing. I remember stomping upstairs last sat because dh and I had had a bickering session and thought oh well I better test to get it out way so I can move on this cycle and I was in such a bad mood and the dada that line.. It's a real lottery.

I ate lots of nuts and got lots of vitamin d this cycle by the way girls. Just saying. It may be coincidence. But I never really eat nuts and hardly get out but I did get out and get lots of vitamin d This cycle and I think it's very important for fertility.

eskimolaura · 16/04/2015 21:12

It's good at that.

eskimolaura · 16/04/2015 21:10

No spinning Don't distract her. She still hasn't found my AF. (The real one- not the pathetic excuse for a period that I will be having next week). The teabag can wait.

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 21:10

I don't know yes to the dress Spinning cd 5 is half way to cd 10! Which is almost dtd time!! Did you get syringes sorted??? I sometimes watch that hotel inspector show. You far from Devon? My friend lives there and recently had a baby, I would love to come down sometime but it's a real toughie to get to from here!

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 21:07

I want chocolate!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 16/04/2015 21:06

Spinning - exactly. Its a conspiracy I tell ya.

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 21:06

Hmmm Eskimo, I see your point.....could we get DCDizzy on the case!

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 21:05

I'm cd5, that's even more boring than 4dpo! Although I am quite chilled out at this stage in my cycleSmile

Ah yes, say yes to the dress, when dp catches me watching it I tell him I'm looking for ideasGrin

I'm watching a hotel thing on channel 5, it's in my town tonight, shit hotel!

eskimolaura · 16/04/2015 21:03

spinning It's not so much the shape of the thing, it's just... it's weird ain't it? We always buy round ones. Where has it come from? It's suspicious. What if it's poisoned?

Boris Come on mate, get in tune! Seriously, I appreciate the support, but you're making me look bad here! God, you can't get the staff nowadays.

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 21:02

Glittery, the bfp is definitely a lottery, sheer luck! What's frustrating is when we get a bfp we'll never know if it's because of the pineapple core, the Brazil nuts or the Q10 that did it........all we really need is one little sperm! How bloody hard can that be!!!

Yokyil · 16/04/2015 21:02

Don't forget say yes to the dress spinning Wink
Definitely marys just feels like you're doing nowt but waiting...but got accepted onto the Clearblue trial so have something to start if I don't get the bfp I'm after this month

frogbubbles · 16/04/2015 21:00

Yokil & Mary I'm 4DPO I agree all this waiting around is boring.

Ha ha mummy MrF is the same he refuses to be a part of my complaining even if I am right which is obviously all of the time and when he wants to return something he makes me do it!!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 16/04/2015 20:58

And she's having a girl.
Ah man.

she's gone now. I'm upstairs. Contemplating life. God. Science. Clearblue. I'm baffled. It's like some kind of luck lottery and my numbers haven't come up yet. Some people have all 6 and the bonus don't they.

Not being bitter. She will make a fantastic mum she really will. And she deserves it too she's been through a lot.

I'm rambling again. Gah. Sorry girls. Sometimes I use this place as a fucking dear diary. Lol x

Hairstylisttoboris · 16/04/2015 20:57
Mummyofonesofar · 16/04/2015 20:50

frog bleurgh! I would have been pushing for not paying for it at all and getting a new one! I complain everywhere I need to. Returning a garden chair to Argos tomorrow and dp is refusing to come with me. I am a professional complainer.

Eskimo I am always singing Grin hahaha teabag story!!

Pixa DH sounds like a very lucky man!! How you have a great baby making weekend away.

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 20:50

Ah Glittery, that's shit and in your own kitchen! The wedding thing sounds nuts!

Purdie, fx for the job. You are clearly the best candidate and if they can't see that it's their loss! I think you'd brighten up any officeGrin

Eskimo, yay for one more pillSmile

Pixa, have a lovely evening tomorrow. Are you away for the whole weekend?

Eskimo, love the random tea bag story but I feel sorry for it, sat there on its own being tossed aside because it's the wrong shape Hmm

Yokyil enjoy your trashy tv. love I found the gown

MarysPrayer · 16/04/2015 20:49

Yokyil I'm 5dpo, yes t'is boring hey?

MarysPrayer · 16/04/2015 20:48

Poor tea-bag Sad Or maybe lucky tea bag, having not yet been boiled alive.