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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 21:39

Evening lovelies, just got home from the cinema, been with friend to see Cinderella, I might have cried a little bit I cried lots tears and snot falling In my popcorn

Aww Chops will miss you on here

Melon thank goodness it has shown up so you can move forward, 11 days!! What a wait you have had my lovely

Night that's really sad, I really understand how dementia affects family members. My nanna has it too. Is she ok? Thinking that must have been scary for her x

Purdie that wasn't a very nice message to get, I hoped all that was done with now. Sending hugs

MelonMelon · 14/04/2015 21:36

Why thank you Purdie Do I get a badge now?! We shall see what the next few days/weeks brings. Thanks for the advice, I'm not going to temp though unless I'm still here in 6 months! I'm such an anxious person I don't want to add any more, no OPKS this month either!

juneybean · 14/04/2015 21:34

Grin I repeat what I said on fb people like that obviously have something missing in their lives.

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purdiepie · 14/04/2015 21:33

Melon I've changed my mind about you: I think it's just a matter of time. But you can shorten the wait by charting your temps to ensure better-timed and plentiful sex.

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 21:31

purple, it's clear to me that my tight vagina, pert post-pregnancy tits and superior intellect are like a giant magnet for vacuous green-eyed bints

DaisyDuckSW15 · 14/04/2015 21:30

Oh my gosh, purdie, just catching up. That PM is awful. What a horrible thing to send. People can be so nasty on the internet and say things they wouldn't dream of saying to anyone in person.

Can't catch up properly today. I'm knackered from school and a timetable change is messing up my routines so I'm exhausted after only two days!

Rainy34 · 14/04/2015 21:29

sparkly just take it easy, I am feeling better about my appointment, I spoke to a good friend today, only known her for just over a year but we are able to tell each other anything . She has recently given birth and has lots of complications trying to get and stay pregnant . I told her about the fertility referral and how I was emotional last night. She told me it is emotional but it could be the path that leads me to getting pregnant . I'm also in the past year or so really emotional over nothing, wonder if that's another side effect from my shitty hormones. Sorry I have rambled on

Purplecuddlykoala14 · 14/04/2015 21:24

chops what a fab birthday present x
purdie don't know why these people are targeting you, totally uncalled for.
Good luck lucie
sparkly hope you're ok x my GP said the same when I said I was concerned about short cycles not being able to sustain a pregnancy - he said they used to think low progesterone could cause problems but now they don't . Not very helpful.
Been suffering with a cold so when I took my temp this morning CD 9 it was 36.98 so will be interesting to see what ff makes of that.

MelonMelon · 14/04/2015 21:24

Yes it was done 3 months after MC Purdie

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 21:23

melon! Smashing news about AF! Can you confirm your US was done AFTER your mc? Sorry!

Woolly84 · 14/04/2015 21:22

hair sorry, my post was badly worded! I don't temp so not sure when I ovulate, but I tend to get a headache and tiredness the day after a peak (static) smiley on my CB digital.

I am jealous that the men folk need not worry about ovulation timing/temping/AF etc!

sparkly keep being strong, you're a shining (sparkly) example to the rest of us! SmileFlowers

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 21:22

*tidbit, not Tibet!

*under-stimulate!

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 21:18

Dizzy can you sue your family member at the small claims court? Only costs £120 to pursue. Usually the court summons is e Pugh to make the bastards cough up.

Sparkly, I have more words from my friend but need to be on laptop to copy and paste. Give me a couple hours til DH has watched all the porn on it he needs to jizz.

Lucie I'm so jealous of your ivf adventure. It was the best time of my life. The exhilaration and hope simply cannot be trounced by the terror and the city break abroad is just perfect. Listen, Reprofit practise the same as Gennet: quality over quantity. They deliberately under-stimulus their donors for that very reason and six eggs is what they aim for (although we the customer are never happy with this!) Please trust the skill of those superior embryologists. Are you having the embryoscope? I really hope so. Take care and enjoy shitty Brno! Pa ha! Grin Seriously, you'll love it. Will you promise to update us with how your embryos are developing? Quick Tibet: don't expect an update on Day 2 - Reprofit don't give one, so don't panic. Massive good wishes to you love xx

MelonMelon · 14/04/2015 21:17

I'm watching OBEM! Have been allowed as DH had headphones in sorting a glastonbury play list now that the line up is out! The midwives do my head is gushing about how much they love their job, just show us the babies!

juneybean · 14/04/2015 21:12

I'm watching obem!

Also temp did not get taken today because thermometer was being pathetic so annoyed! I hope ff can still pinpoint it correctly

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 21:10

Thanks Woolly I'm ok. I think...! Confused hope you are too!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 21:10

Ha ha Rainy we just crossed posts and both agree on men it seems!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 21:08

Thanks Rainy still bleeding Angry how are you? Feeling positive after the app still I hope! Can't say I've noticed anything around OV lovely but I'm sure that must be hormone related then. Men have it easy eh!!

Purdiepie I'm so sorry you are feeling ill that's rubbish!!! Flowers get those spermies up ya! Wink

Spins no one born for me tonight!! Enjoy!

Rainy34 · 14/04/2015 21:07

Hair purdey and wooly interesting you all suffer with things too, I have taken paracetamol and once the headache eases so does the sicky feeling and funny feeling in my tummy,

think in my next life il come back as a man , much easier , just have to walk around with a third leg, can't be that hard surely ha ha!!

Hairstylisttoboris · 14/04/2015 21:05

Ohh woolly you get a positive opk after a peak? The day after? Do you also temp? Do you know when you OV? I'm Intrigued as to the sequencing.

spinningirl10 · 14/04/2015 21:01

Chops, I'd love to join you.......maybe next month! Tell them on the Dec and Nov AN boards that you've set it upSmile

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 21:00

Boris, I feel sorry for her too. It must be awful being preoccupied with me when you should be in the flush of early pregnancy joy.

spinningirl10 · 14/04/2015 21:00

Time for OBEM, anyone watching?Smile

spinningirl10 · 14/04/2015 20:59

Purdie, pleased you reported it, totally uncalled for!

chopsface · 14/04/2015 20:59

Started an AN thread. Now how do I round up graduates?

Sorry Tallulah is being a bitch purdey :-( there was no need for that. I thought the spat was way inthe past. Why dredge it up, cowbag

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