The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

Purds you wore paper shorts with a hole in? Oh. Wonderful NHS. So inventive.

...*Philadelphia on bread that should read. Cripes, we weren't that skint

mamapo! hi love. How goes the Clomid? You ready for an inordinately long headfeck of a luteal phase? I never feel right hand ov pain either, which worries me terribly as only my right tube works.

Eskimo, you are in the best position yet on your ttc journey. Hold on tight, sugartits xxx

Ps Eskimo I love that positive spin at the end there! Amazing the difference a few hours makes eh!!

Eskimo you would lose the plot if I lived with you believe me! Ha. You know i was gonna re join the book of faces for you all but then i thought- I chat to you all on here? What am I missing on there??? Come tell me ...? Is it some sort of secret society? I'm intrigued now...

Sammy I hope everything goes well for you tomorrow.

Frog I always get a desperate urge to pee as soon as they shove in the dildocam and have to try really hard not to think about it, not easy at all!

MaMa you are back! You have only missed A MN war or two! Ha. Great news about your visit, much excitement?! Woo for first clomid cycle lovely! Sounds like you have a good little plan in place! BFP is a coming!

Bean thanks lovely. How are you??

Night my gran who was like a second mum to me as she lived with me my whole life also had Alzheimer's , it was utterly heartbreaking to watch, but even at the end, I'm so sure she knew it was me next to her.. There was def something still going on in there even though we were grieving the person she once was.My young uncle is now in a home at 56 with early onset too and it's just awful to watch so young. I hope so much a cure is found for this dreadful disease soon, it shatters so many lives. I'm sure your gran has great comfort at times knowing you are there for her.

Is anyone not having a dildocam in the next few weeks?! Heck I'm getting in on this too I forgot I have one Thursday! I've had a doubler this week ha ha. Don't worry Sammy it really is totally fine and I suffer with quite a lot of pain down there so that's saying something! Good luck Tomor my lovely

Glittery a mound? Oh my. starting to think my dh has it quite good here! I'm fond of the Hollywood wax you see

Sammy dildocams are lovely. A bit too lovely in my opinion. Good luck sweetie x

Clittery you crack me up! When I went for my bum invasion I had to scythe my bush and arse crack. Turns out I had to wear a ginormous pair of paper shorts with a hole in the back for the camera to go up. I needn't've bovvered wiv the jungle machete after all.

Nice to see you beansprout!

Lucie, remind me: are you unexplained infertility? Your itinerary sounds wonderful. All we did was slob around Brno for nine days drinking cans of energy drink and picking our way among the alkies on every pavement. We were too skint to eat out so we bought Philadelphia from Tesco which we took back to our hotel room to eat whilst watching badly-acted Korean soap operas late into the night. Don't ask me why they were Korean. We couldn't even have sex cos DH had to save his sperm for EC. Ha ha!

Thank you lovely, lovely ladies; what did I do to deserve you lot? Something good in a previous life I reckon.

Purdie I love you too. Enjoy your cuppa in't morning! Will it have a slightly salty taste?

Sparkly Thank you for the pep talk; it was just what I needed. Whhhhhyyyyyy can't you be on FB in a secret and safe group??? I demands it, but I won't nag you Either that, or come and live with me in my house. Pweease?

Glittery Pahahaha at 'love puff'.

I love this group of ladies. Can't wait to tell my future offspring about his / her Bumsnet aunties

Night all. x x x

When I wake up, I will be one step closer to some answers! Yay!

Hello you lot. I have been a truly dreadful bus member but life has been madness.

But I just saw that Victoria has her bfp so I just had to shout from the rooftops. Hurrah! Wonderful, joyous news! Congratulations, love! I'm all giddy with joy.

Anyway. Cd15 here, first Clomid cycle. Got my peak on cbfm and have been doing plenty of sexing, just waiting for my temp rise. Some left ovulation pain too, I think, butt it's weird as I never feel it on my right. Anyway, who knows. I'll get day 21 bloods next week to check the dosage.

Did I mention I'm coming to the UK next week?! Super excited!

Ha ha ha glittery I like your thinking!! When's your dildocam? Mines next weds. I'm not too worried about that I'm more worried about the fasting and pee holding I'll have to take spare knickers in case I sneeze/cough and pee myself

Sammy good luck for tomorrow

Babs glad to hear your settled into new place

Ha. Shaving I need to get better at. When I fell down the stairs the other week, I had to expose a hairy leg in work and at a&e...not dignified!

Sammy, sending positive vibes for your spermz to find their way!
Sparkly, the new pad (not sanitary) is super! It's lovely to be back in the thick of London. And flat is really homely :)

Well we dtd, am a bit worried what they might see with the dildocam in the morning.... Heck I'm just worried about the dildocam in general. Gah!

Laying her with bum on a pillow willing the sperms to find the egg... If it's even there yet! Xx

Ah crap frogbubbles me too!
I might shave out 'HI' on my muff mound.
I'm not particularly looking forward to mine. I dread smears, but suppose if
I am up for pushing a baby out a dildocam will be a walk in the park.

Dizzymerry hope you get the money soon, always so difficult when it's family!

Oyster ha ha! You better be clean shaven on the big day miss!

Lucie so so so hope this is it for you too lovely!

babs how's the new pad? not sanitary..home I mean yeh babies do pop out don't they? Straight forward no?!! Hope you feel better soon that's rotten!! Not long lovely!

Purdie red pen... Ha. Id be happy with 2.5 love! easily pleased

Obem is pretty dull this series, I really liked the last one at bristol

Congrats again to you chops such fab news and making me feel positive that dh and I will get there in the end.

keeping everything crossed for you still sparkly good luck for Thursday

night that's sad about your nan, my colleagues dad has dementia and the stories he tells me brings tears to my eyes

Pleased dh managed to produce the goods purdie hope you dont forget where he aimed when you make your morning cuppa

tallulah sounds like a right charming cowbag, what a nasty message!

Can I just say, I am so glad I am not the only one who does not shave often. MrF goes bonkers ha ha!!

Ha ha glittery!! You've reminded me I need to buy some razors before my dildocam appointment.

Babs I want a labour like that woman in OBEM.

Sparks - don't shave. And wave a smelly foot under her nose too if you can. Or do a little love puff! () haha
I don't usually shave. Only when I feel like it. Which ain't often.

2.5ml. Could do better. See me.

rainy I get those headaches every month. Makes ya feel sick. Mine usually doesn't go til I go to sleep.

purdey enjoy your spermies. Hope you are ok after having your inbox violated (sounds wrong now ove typed it)

sparkly I have everything cross for you x

Obem was pretty tame tonight. First woman looked like baby just popped straight out!

CD 21 today. Reckon I ovd early this month due to positive opks. Had a buggy tummy for last 24 hrs (desperately trying not to read anything into it) and crampy. Yawn. Another week to go....