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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

###STATS###

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Pixa · 11/04/2015 14:50

Oyster How are you feeling? You must be getting rather excited now. Smile

Sparkly123 · 11/04/2015 14:49

Oyster this is hilarious!!! Brilliant! How's the dress looking?!?

Pixa · 11/04/2015 14:48

Juney if the Sky or LoveFilm people stop you in the middle of the street - tell them you don't have a TV. it's hilarious. Grin

MarysPrayer · 11/04/2015 14:48

Oyster! Grin Grin

Sparkly123 · 11/04/2015 14:48

Juners you would defo cope! YOU?! Super nanny?! Eh yeh.

Froggy you are right. The more they better! even if it does mean morning breath and cheese

Pixa that's so lovely thanks. It's so nice of everyone being so positive and sending well wishes, but so strange to hear when I feel so uncertain myself!! Thank you

mrsb enjoy dinner!

Dizzynorth happy sat to you too love. Thanks. I know there's a line, I know! I must sound like an ungrateful Star I just can't believe it quite yet

aenor · 11/04/2015 14:47

Oh wow, sparkly, congrats!

Can we have full stats - eg what did you do differently this cycle (if anything) etc etc

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:47

wetting myself laughing at oyster

I discovered they can't chug you if you're under 21 so next time I'm going to tell them I'm 20! Who would argue with that?

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nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:44

Why hello Miss Havisham Grin oyster

dojo123 · 11/04/2015 14:43

melon and frogs I'm well thank you.

Very excited about the two BFPs today. Looking forward to seeing loads more soon. Grin

Oysterbabe · 11/04/2015 14:43

(I didn't give him any money. Fucking chuggers)

Oysterbabe · 11/04/2015 14:42

We do quite a lot of our DTD in the morning I think, I'm often too tired in the evenings. There isn't a huge amount of kissing and no oral though Smile

Just answered the door casual as anything to a man collecting money for the cats and dogs home whilst wearing my wedding dress. Neither of us mentioned it, he clearly thinks I'm some mental spinster who just wears wedding dresses while hanging out at home alone.

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:40

Sorry Dizzy :(

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DizzyNorthernBird · 11/04/2015 14:39

sparkly a pink line is a pink line! Congratulations!

melon I reckon your af has done one & doesn't intend on come-back any time soon.... For 9 months at the very least Wink

I need to update my stats! ###35, cycle 5, bfp due 10th may ####

Congrats tessie, I did post on last thread but for some reason it's vanished!

Happy Saturday everyone!

MelonMelon · 11/04/2015 14:32

Dojo hope everything is going swell with you!

My knockers are killing me and I have 'attractive' over bra hanging.

Off to look at tents for Glastonbury Grin

mrsb0710 · 11/04/2015 14:31

tessie & sparkly yay!!!!!!!!! Babies!!! So excited for you both.

Boring weekend without DH. We're out to dinner tonight though, then might get some ttc practise in when we get home. Grin

Pixa · 11/04/2015 14:29

Sparkly You brilliant and lovely woman. Congratulations. DH and I are wishing you all the best for a very sticky bean. Happy 9 months. Smile

frogbubbles · 11/04/2015 14:25

Sparkly eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!
I am so pleased you for, a ickle lickle sparkly bean. Super news. You and Tess today what a fab Saturday.

Chops I think I might have figured out who you are I'm such a dimwit

Dojo hello waves like mad woman how are you doing?

Ha! Knob Cheese!! Ewwww. Sparklypants and Purds, to be honest I hate mornings too but it's fertile weekend so I'm happy to get shagging whenever psychically possible. I'm thinking the more spermies the better!!

dojo123 · 11/04/2015 14:20

melon think of you hun as we were cycle buddies. Hope your body figures out what it's doing soon so you can either celebrate or move on to the next cycle. Flowers

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:19

Sorry for your loss melon I'm sure you had it and just forgot (is that off a film?! sounds familiar...!)

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DizzyMerry · 11/04/2015 14:17

Limbo is a shit!!! Sorry melon

Woolly84 · 11/04/2015 14:17

juney what a concise opening post love it Grin

melon if I come across your AF I'll send her your way with a smack! Hmm

nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:16

It might be time to file a missing person report Melon! I'm sure DC Dizzy can advise Grin seriously though I can only imagine the awfulness of the limbo you are in, many many Flowers

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:16

I do sometimes will my ovaries to boot a few eggs out so I can have an insta-family but I so wouldn't cope

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DizzyMerry · 11/04/2015 14:15

Ooh twins! I want twins, I won't need to go through all this ttc stuff again!!!

nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:14

Argh I am not questioning my sorrow for you Melon, that should have been a !