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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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MarysPrayer · 12/04/2015 13:58

Would have been funny if the parent (or better still Oyster) had actually said that though! Grin

Mummyof, so far I've eaten all of dd's easter eggs. She's only 2 1/2. It's for the best.

woodpigeon123 · 12/04/2015 13:58

Hmmm, annoyingly it looks like one of my cycles has done a similar dip sparkly.... This month is the green one!

How are you feeling? So happy cycle buddy!! xxxx

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Mummyofonesofar · 12/04/2015 13:55

Oyster I must not skim read posts!! Oops!!

Marys &bWoolly join me - I just finished my thorntons Easter egg nom nom!

nightandthelight · 12/04/2015 13:55

They shall be successful yokyil! Positive thinking for the win :)

Still feeling pretty rotten but no bleeding and cramps have not returned. Torso is very tender but in a 'my digestive system is completed f**ked' way rather than AF way. I'm not out yet ladies!

MarysPrayer · 12/04/2015 13:52

Yokyil Grin

Sorry about AF spinning. Get well soon night

How's Sparkly?

Yokyil · 12/04/2015 13:50

They shall be claimed night and they will be successful swimmers Grin gotta keep telling myself that hope you're feeling better!!!

MarysPrayer · 12/04/2015 13:48

Woolly these fit chics are making me feeling very inadequate too. BlushShall we hide away for a while with some chocolate?!

Yokyil · 12/04/2015 13:48

Thanks Oyster and Marys will jump his bones before the golf starts Wink haha

nightandthelight · 12/04/2015 13:47

Go go go yokyil, go claim your sperms!

MarysPrayer · 12/04/2015 13:46

Agree with oyster , that's about as dark as mine ever get, but unless you happen to test just at the right time you may never see the actual peak.

Oysterbabe · 12/04/2015 13:42

I think that's within hours of being positive Yokyil You'll need to jump his bones tonight. You might find it starts getting lighter again by tomorrow.

Yokyil · 12/04/2015 13:38

Ahh spinning sorry AF has arrived Confused doesn't make it any easier even when you think it's on it's way either!

Woolly84 · 12/04/2015 13:36

You're all making me feel very unfit!

spinning sorry for AF Sad

Yokyil · 12/04/2015 13:35

Gals definitely darker than yesterday but still not positive?

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nightandthelight · 12/04/2015 13:20

So sorry to hear that spinning :( Enjoy the exercise, we are a very fit bunch on these buses!

spinningirl10 · 12/04/2015 13:19

Af has arrived here. I knew it was coming but still a bitch! Gonna exercise away my frustration!! Back later to catch upSmile

purdiepie · 12/04/2015 13:17

Screaming at Oyster's profanity (darling mummy, they were Oyster's swear words not the tot's dad's!)

I'm so happy we have newbies.

Plant sale is off. Man U v Man City so father coming round to watch that.

Church sermon was brilliant. Why 'good' people suffer and 'bad' people sail through life. Q: who is 'good' and who is 'bad'? Hmm

Oysterbabe · 12/04/2015 13:12

Haha no Mummy that's what I was thinking Smile

Positive opk today as well as yesterday. Ov will almost certainly be tomorrow. DP on notice for this tonight. Glad I stabled him this morning so he'll have some resources.

Mummyofonesofar · 12/04/2015 13:03

ibeka sunny Cumbia. Has switched to rain now. I miss Kent at times like this!

Oyster shocked at the language to his child!!

Sparkly yes it does seem busy! We don't have another close family one for a while now though. Just been round with a stack of moshy monster stuff. One happy girly!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 12/04/2015 12:56

oh balls! I knew I had forgotten sommat.

My elusive BFP is due 7th May haha thank you sparkly! x

Of course you can come! Everyone can come! and we can sip mocktails and sunbathe and talk endlessly about our men, cervical fluid and spunk! sounds flippin fantastic!

Sparkly123 · 12/04/2015 12:42

Glitterina thanks so much that's so kind . Obvs you are inside looking at hols! Ha ha. I want a holiday! Can I come?! Your stats don't give us BFP dates mrs!!! Confused

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 12/04/2015 12:31

hello to the new ladies waves and returning ladies waves

wow all you fitness bunnies! I can run to the fridge and the bar and thats about it! I used to love a run/jog/drag! but since my weight went up...I want to loose some more weight and then slowly get back into it. (she says...)

melon - you go girl!

Sparkly, I have good vibes for you, am praying for you too lovely lady - all will be absolutely fine, distract yourself as much as you can and get lots of rest and good sleep.

Sorry to those who AF has got. tis shit!

Hier - I cannot believe you are 9 weeks already that is crazy! :)

feel better soon night.

The weather here is so lovely (for once!) so naturally I am inside on the computer looking at holidays.

enjoy church purdie

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Sparkly123 · 12/04/2015 12:11

Wood that could be the Corpus a Luteum dip right there lovely. I posted about it before. Does your chart usually dip there?

Oyster wedding undies- do you know the website Figleaves? They have lots of nice stuff. Some proper expensive and some affordable brands, but they have 20% off everything for 48 hours now incase you are interested

Spinning glad the ex gf son had some nice stories for you. Sorry for temp drop sweets. Remember you are still on for your Christmas Baby though! AI might just do the trick! Em, I don't know my EDD because I'm not letting myself believe anything yet

Night sorry lovely. But you are still totally in. Don't give up!sounds like a busy day to distract you. What cake you making? Oh just saw your update! Poor you that's awful. Away you go to bed. You are a great wife don't be so silly! These things happen. Feel better

Mummy good news things were happening this am! Hope you have a lovely day! April is a busy birthday month it seems on our Bumsnet!

Pixa still really bad AF pains lovely been awake most of the night. Not great. I didn't test again today as no point is there? Wait till Tomor, see what today brings. Meal was nice, good to get out but hard with the mils as cramps started bad during dinner and I couldn't really say anything to them! Ha. How's you sweetheart?looking forward to seeing your first chart!

Babs how are you?! Thank you! We shall see what happens, fingers crossed!

Twinkle wow. Most proactive GP ever. Is he a young thing?!

Sammy so glad you had a lovely break and feel relaxed! And not long until your app now either is it! Thank you for the congrats.. Very early for testing so it's a waiting game at the moment.

Vic enjoy garden centre! Has AF arrived?

Purdita hope church was good, I desperately wanted to go today but have hardly slept couldn't manage. You off to garden show with dad? Enjoy

Heir such a quick nine weeks! Glad all ok lovely so nice to hear from you

Melon good work on the run!

ibeka have a lovely time with your friend, good to have someone to chat to in RL

DizzyMerry sorry you are still feeling so rubbish, keep warm lovely

fififolle · 12/04/2015 12:09

Hi Purdie thanks for the mention! You're right, the TTC journey did seem to drag on esp after conceiving so quickly before. I've found these busses a huge source of support and feel like I've made some good friends here.

Pixa · 12/04/2015 11:41

Ooh Alpha have a good run. Where have you just been on holiday? I am still looking for inspiration.

Oyster Angry to the child. Love your racing game though. Grin

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