The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

Oyster, the dashed lines don't always mean FF is unsure; sometimes the special needs man who decides upon ovulation day uses the same red pen he utilises to mark everyone's sexing efforts as 'high', 'good' or 'very poor. Probably not even using the right hole. See me'. His pen is sometimes running out of ink, hence the dotting of the line.

Crikey, I'm beginning to sound like Aux

purdie your interview outfit sounds perfect - you'll be able to wear it all for your job! Good luck to you

Awww thanks Purdie. Not a daft question at all. Ive been in control of my eating for a few years now; regular hard exercise is what keeps me on an even keel. I feel horrendous physically on the rare occassion I fall back into disordered eating so I try and focus on how good I feel when I'm looking after my body. I have a lot more self-worth and self- belief than I used to have, which has taken a LONG time to build up. I will always have control issues but my DH lets me know when I'm being too weird. When I can't control something, I go a bit out of whack! Hence my new obsession of POAS and recording all my data in two different apps!

Considering for about 2 years I never wanted to DTD (when on anti-depressants and hating myself), my relatively new found libido is quite a revelation to my DH!

Sorry, very me me me post!

Sammy, yay for positive dildocamming (Aux, I, too, am in the non-vadge-invasion gang although my bumcam puts me up there with the dildo glitterati I suspect) and suspected ov (we knew you had, right?) Would any gland swelling still be present or is it somefink wot 'appens in the lead-up to ovulation? Hmm

Night, I am sorry about your nan. I wrote a lengthy post re grandparents and forgetfulness last night but on re-reading it was heinously inappropriate (comedic) and so I deleted it. I feel like I'm really growing Your colleague sucks cheese off vagabonds' balls. That's all she's good for anyway. If you give me her fb details I'll pm her a la Tallulah-style and get all unhinged-Rambo on her ass.

Frog, hurrah for solid cross pubes! 10/10. Don't see me. Nope..the new sex dress is totes inappropes for th'interview. I'm thinking more along the lines of the flat black ballet-style shoes and wide jersey black pants I've seen in th'Asda (grand total of £20) plus some kind of ubiquitous; boring inconspicuous-looking and grown-up blouse fing. You know..stuff I'll never wear again. Ever. Actually, I may put all the tags back on Friday and return them all for a refund. Yes..that's the Christian thing to do...

Thanks guys :) it just seems to have got out of control very quickly. People are jokily asking if I need them to take me to my ante natal appts

QueenBee, you sound so lovely, thanks for your post (please come and post more) and especially for being so candid about your problems. You're very strong to have nipped your relapse in the bud; how did you do it? Is that a daft question? I hope you've ov'd and that CBFM is being thick (it does happen) because your rumpy-pumpy efforts were stellar!

aenor, I meant to thank you for posting that about Lesley Regan. What a woman she is. Genius. Also, please post more...how are you? Where are you on your 'journey'? Are you well?

Glad the scan went ok Sammy All I can say is some things just take time and I'm proof!

Anyone interested my digi said 2-3! I'm having quads with tessie ;-)

Thinking of you sparkly x

Night why can't everyone just shut up!!

Aux what an idea - lets hope they have to become as obsessive as us lot!

Oyster yay for angry pubes!

Queen Glad you are back on track - stay strong.

Purdey good luck with outfit hunting - I bought a cheap suit from there once for an interview when I had no pennis - still wear it now!

I was very dry down there this morning but have had for the first time some stretchy greenish very stretchy glob of cm. No angry pubes for me. Temps are slowly going higher and higher but with no ov. I don't want to keep using my digital opk so may order some cheapies online just incase I ov. Chart

night can you prepare a couple of lines to keep in your head for incase it gets repeated.
'No, why would you think that I'm PG? And why do you think its ok to duscuss it like this. Preggers or not in entitled to some privacy when sick'.
Having a retaliation ready helps me to feel in control.

Oh night your colleague needs a good slapping. Visualise giving them a right good whack whilst gritting your teeth. Hope you're ok.

sammy I have no advice, but hope you're ok.

Night your posts aren't depressing. Gah! I hate it when people do that, sending hugs.

Sammy that's brilliant news, I'm so pleased it all went well and things are looking good in there.

Night your colleague is an idiot and will just look like a ridiculous gossip. We all feel depressed and down at time but you will pull through just fine

Just had dildocam and the lovely lady who did it said that everything looked fine and she thinks I ovulated from the right side ( Purds I'll now be on the look out for a right sides raised gland to see if the theory is correct). So I assume my temperature will shoot up tomorrow, although she did caveat it with 'I can't be completely sure'.

So nothing to report, nothing to fix, why am I not pregnant?! X

Good luck with dress hunt Purdie!

Colleague has been telling everyone I am pg because I was off ill. Am now having to tell everyone I'm not while pretending that I find this oh so funny when really it makes me want to break down in the staff loo :(

Sorry my posts have been v depressing recently!

Aux, I'm liking your man theory

Queen, fx for you.

Lucie, sounds like you have a lovely trip planned. I'm looking forward to your updates.

Purdey, good luck on the dress hunt.

Purdie I thought you had a nice dress for interview. They have some nice stuff in asda that's pretty reasonable.

oyster hurrah for angry pubes and yes! you sexed brilliantly!

Aux you're completely nuts. Love it.

Lucie, yep, it will be your Dh's direction-less sperm that's problematic, but they're going to get the best of the best from him. Hurrah!

I'm off to th'Asda to try and find an interview outfit for, like, 10p.

Thinking of you Sparkly. You can do this. You can cope xxx

Enjoy your hen party oyster.

A cold one here too and no dildocam either. Have seen enough of those!

sparkly thinking of you.

oyster will be fine to drink - enjoy your hen!!!

I think my temps confirm ov on cd 29 so I won't be testing til next Friday

No dildocam here either but I've had more than my fair share!

Sparkly lots of love if you decide to test today big squishes

Good luck to all appointments and dildocam!

Vic how did the digital go?

I am cold, both in temperature and just generally

No dildo cam for me either!

I do think it's unfair that sperm counts have fallen so much over the last century yet it's us women who have to do all the TTC work!

yay queen pleased to have a dildocamless friend