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Thanks Glitterpants good work on the no more Ibs! I had no idea about vodka! Mmm... What are the alternatives?! Get a BFP then you defo can't have the vodders

DizzyMerry would have thought they should be able to increase them pretty easily. Right Purds?

...four babies over forty with only one tube, my raised arse

...with a book to sell.

I'm sorry, but she's a lying bitch.

Oh sparkly I really hope you get to the bottom of what is going on. I'm feeling the same. I just keep thinking it can't be that hard to increase my progesterone levels surely?!

Oh my reflexologist sent me a link to a site www.getpregnantover40.com. I'm not over 40 but she said there's loads of info on there and sent it to me because she said there is info on there of how to increase progesterone levels. I've only had a quick look but thought I'd put it on here in case anyone else is interested in having a look.

Evening all
Just poking my head around the door before I hit the hay ??

Went fat fighters and stayed the same which is fab as I have been a right fat fucker these past couple of weeks. My leader said vodka was liquid cream cakes. I was disgusted. How dare she compare my lovely vodka to such calorific heavenly treats. Argh! What the heck am I going to indulge in now. I'm not a dessert gal. I like my savouries and vodka. Anyway I'm rambling.

Sparkly stay positive. When my sister was carrying my nephew -tmi- her vagina pretty much had a clear out of old stuff and shedding of old cells etc.
Hang on in there

Got my transvaginal scan Saturday morning.... So nervous.

Anyhooooo I'm CD4. & dry as a bone. night lovely ladies x

Who doesn't like Kylie ?! Oh no Purds you have Nancy pants snots!! Rubbish. Get the honey lemon and ginger in lovely! Is Nancy doing better?? Love your vision - empowered, listen to and much lighter in pocket! I'm all over the place tonight. Up and down!

creme good for you! I would always recommend std at the sight of ewcm. Our bodies produce that for a specific reason and it is a sure sign you need to have sex.

Pixa that is classy and sexy at the same time. Are your ankles slender? I love an ankle strap, but not on cankles (are you listening, Cheryl Cole!)

Not sure I can catch up tonight. Awaiting spunk in a cup. I'm not well at all but it's only what I've caught off the snot tot.

Aux, have you decided whether breast beats procreation? What's the plan?

Sparkly, I can't get you out of my head. And I don't even like that Kylie dwarf. I have a lovely vision of you sat in a private consult being offered all the tests going and you coming out feeling listened to and empowered. We'll get you there, don't you worry xx

It was Pikz Spinning! Don't sorry you ain't losing the plot Pixa ha .
That's interesting Spinning re gender!

I didn't post levels did I? Unless I have been.mumsnetting in my sleep. ha ha. It wouldn't surprise me.

Sorry that was supposed to say girl, levels are stronger when you're carrying a girl. When the line takes longer to get darker or to show then it's often a boy!

I was looking for the levels at 2 weeks past conception. I see Pixas posted them. I did find something else interesting that said that you often get a stronger line when pregnancy is first detected when you're carrying a boy!

Phew just caught up before bed. sparkly keeping everything crossed for you for a positive outcome, that nurse sounds a right witch I also think if you can, get a private consultation.

Loving that red dress pixa cant beat a little red number and killer heals!

babs glad move went well! But oh no for your bug!!! Not ideal at all. Been doing too much prob! Keep cosy and feel better soon

How you feeling tonight Mummy ?! I can't do one born yet.. Not In the headspace. Yeh looks like the hcg is ok.thanks Pikz for that chart! It's sad. I keep looking torturing myself at my positive test from today. It's so strong compared to Sat and so strong compared to last BFP in Jan. I wish in a way I had tested today and it would be fainter that way I could just focus on that instead of it having doubled from sat. Rant over..!

I am guessing Game of Thrones Mummy although that might just be me

pikz thanks for finding that! Am I right in reding Sparkly would be right on target for a 14dpo pregnancy test?

Very quiet on here tonight. Everyone catching up on their recorded obem like me? Even managed to make dp watch it.

Sparkly here you go

Hi girls. Sorry for being totally pants the last week. House move was consuming and am now in bed with some sort of bug in the middle of cardboard box city. I can hear the bunny chomping at some cardboard, but have no energy to get up to find her

Just wanted to say hi to sparkly. I'm so gutted about your trials over the last few days. Sounds like you have made some progress at your appt today. Keep strong, you are a lovely lady and you kindness to us all is inspiring x

Consider it done Sparkly

Pixa they are hot! Love a red dress! You are going to blow dh away!! Wooo

Dizzymerry yep I guess you have to weigh it all up lovely. It's hard. But you will come to a conclusion that's best for you and one way or another you will be moving forward. Oh and Maca- dr Purds can help you with that!

ibeka I don't know. They seemed pretty sure they were not gonna do it. I guess on Thursday we can bring it up again

Rice good luck dtd!! Time for making a baba!

Creme do it do it do it! Check the OPK love. I don't know procedure but I don't see what harm it could do dtd??

Boris nothing seems to faze him. He's been great as always. Thanks for asking

Spinning I'm glad the doctors file has your mc noted. You are right, it's strange how some health professionals can be so understanding and others the opposite!

Marys thanks love

choppers you better have a test close by!!

Purdie I didn't realise how difficult it would be to get it noted. So maybe I'm lucky that one is!! I think we shall look at private consultants yeh you are right. The NK cells thing- you know that's something due to my immune things etc. I wonder whether they test that at private clinics? I really can't understand where these clots etc came from today if the lining looked thick? Thanks so much for the info as per usual! Do you know what beta is supposed to be at only two weeks past OV? How are you?? Your super dh is the sperm king! Ha

Pixa- forgot to say the dress is gorgeous! Not too much for a casino night at all.

Just to let you all know, I dtd

Sorry smear test lady!!! I might warn her in advance to be polite.

purdie you are a kind and a wise woman. Don't believe the doubters. X

sparks! So many wise words already so I'll just let you know I'm thinkng of you!