The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

I'm ok lovely, bit fustrated that Ov hasn't appeared so the weekend shag-a-thon was a waste of time. But listen to me how are you? I've caught snippets

Are harem pants good on? I've never tried them! only worked in fashion for nine years..fail!

Dizzymerry Clomid for the win!

ChoppersVic I'm looking forward to your update Tomor.

Night hope you are feeling better

I WANT THESE HAREM PANTS. LIKE, NOW.

Oh no purdie you weren't abrupt just stating the facts as they are. I'm ever so grateful for all the advice you and everyone else has given to me on here since I joined. I haven't had recent AMH test but will see if my GP can give me this info from 2012. Would they need to be repeated? I'm assuming yes. You are absolutely right in what you're saying and I trust your advice so clomid will be the way forward.

Froggers thanks lovely. How are you???

PurdsHa ha Stevie! He would love that. Take him a wee chalk block pass it across the table with a wink and you are in there!! You are totally on it with the Insems! Yes!

Purdie?? Interview?? You will be fine you'll knock them dead or flash boobs. I've done it, I have no shame. It worked, I was there five years :)

P.P.S..my interviewer is called Steve Davis. Perhaps I should just go in with a snooker cue under my arm

Aaargh! need to be armed; its

Nanight, gorgeouses.

P.s...isn't TTC just so fecking tedious?

Just wanted to quick pop by, not been able to catch up with you lovelies last few days, work has been crazy busy.

Sparkly thinking of you lovely xx

Dizzy, was I abrupt? I'm sorry my love. I was on my bloody smartphone and I cannot get a good post written without autocorrect sticking its nose in! It gets me so mad to have to correct it! Yes, I know what you were saying this arvo, but I think you need to armed with the facts of your fertility; AMH score (your GP receptionist can read this out to you. I've got mine to do it) is so important if you are considering assisted conception; if the score is spectacularly low then IUI is just a no-no.

Thanks, Ibeka, yes I remember several of you with two days of positives. The thing is, today was clearly 'The One' because of it's depth of colour, but the instructions tell us that equal colour is a positive too! Anyway, it doesn't really matter as there is plenty of sperm in situ (10mls so far with tomorrow and the day after to go). I suspect I will ovulate through the night or tomorrow morning. I will ask DH to spunk up during baby's nap tomorrow lunch. That would be particularly providential timing, methinks.

Mummy, a sixteen year-old girl can not see into the future (neither can a sixty year-old girl). Put those thoughts away, they mean nothing; they are just thoughts. I agree your charts don't look quite 'right', but I'm loathe to keep piping on about others' progesterone 'deficiencies'. What do I know? I think you should lie about the length of time you've been trying if you really want those day 3 and 21 tests. Otherwise you're going to have to...what? Wait nine months? I do wonder why your follicular phase temps are so high. Why is your oestrogen through the roof? Day 3 test is the answer....

Ok that's me told purdie! I know you're right but I guess I was just clutching at straws before I went down the invasive route again.

Bl y eck Purds I missed the disaster with the syringe! Well, we all have these incidents eh... Don't I know it! Ha. 1ml is the standard sample remember for insem so you are good to go!

Purds Yes pretty sure it wouldn't go down well in an interview! Cleavage would though Mmm.. Maybe the shops will be getting a fresh drop Tomor and you will find something?? Anyone you can borrow from?

purds do you remember by two-days-of-positive OPKs a couple of moths ago? You couldn't believe it until you saw it... and that was the BFP month so maybe a good sign for you?! Don't worry about the 1ml on the carpet - am I right in thinking you had 4 yesterday and 5 the day before?!?

Good luck for the interview!

I can't wear a tea dress to an interview. Problem is it's to be hot on Thursday and I have nothing to wear for an interview. And no money. I scoured the charity shops today but nothing

purds hope you feel better soon - the Snots ain't nice
pixa dress and shoes are gorge
creme I know I put mine off when I was in the tww just in case - but DTD shouldn't affect it I'd say!
sparkly being up and down isn't nice - but just get this evening over with, another day closer to Thursday. But again I'd agree with all the other ladies...going private seems to be the way to go to get any answers esp if Nurse Ratchett has anything to do with it. That and the fact that having someone who seems intimidating over such a sensitive issue does not do your stress levels any good either really really hope there is some clarity by the end of this week

Yeh so Clomid Purds that's what I mean

*vits not bits!

Purds surely your first positive starts the surge no?? Also- interview! Woooo! Obviously you are gonna nail it! take the sex dress

Prog levels can't be raised by bits or voodoo. Only prog support by consultant or Clomid.

Ps scan on a Sat?! How random!

I got 2mls of spunk and accidentally squirted exactly half on the carpet whilst fannying around with the flipping syringe. Furious. Yes, Spinning, I got a pos opk yesterday where the two lines were eexactly the same colour and depth and then today the tests line was hugely darker. So...when was the surge? Both are positives, right? So when do we count the 36hrs from??

I have my interview for the IT job on Thursday at 3pm. Apparently I am 'brilliant' at IT according to my CV. Looks like I'll have to get my cleavage out