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Wooooohooop chops!

chopsface aka victoria401 35 today ttc#1 cycle 30 BFP April 14th 2015!!

Pos opk cd12, dtd cd11 and 13 only! Only thing I did differently was orgasm after sex after dh had passed out which I'd NEVER done before. Cramping since Friday evening so thought I was out. Zero spotting which is unusual for me. Felt lightheaded yesterday at 15/16dpo and nauseous this morning.

Just called the clinic to announce we no longer need their services! Sorry for the me post!

Oh and Happy Birthday Chops, have a fantastic day and lots of cake

Morning

Sammy, dtd tonight. Shower in the morning.i wouldn't worry

Sparkly, how are you feeling today, has the bleeding eased off?

Chopsface Happy Birthday! - hahaha lets hope DH doesn't uncover your secret stashed first morning urine! ahhhh! if anyone didn't know the reason behind it they would think you were mad! :) x

I was surprised too! Until I rang to confirm ask some basic questions and spoke to the nurse and she said 'depending on how experienced your doctor is you may get some results the same day' - so now I think they get the first consultations/appointments done when junior/less experienced doctors - probably save the 'in the week' appointments for more priority cases. x

Lol okay Purdey, point taken!

Thing is, remember last month when I ovd 3 days after my surge? I wondered if I would be better off to let dh rest tonight and dtd wed and thurs instead?? X

autocollect v. funny! OK no mention of temping, I will switch GP practices and on my first appointment cry about TTC for so long and flash them the lump on my cervix I am worried about but didn't want my colleague to see!

*I give up with this autocollect

mummy don't mention the bloody tempting. You've been ttc for a year, RIGHT? You want baseline tests and SA for your fella.

Hi everyone! Just had a marathon skim read to catch up on the last few days so might have missed a few bits.

sparkly Im so so sorry to hear you're going through such a difficult time again this week. You really don't deserve it. That nurse deserves a boot up the arse though, get her sorted! Keeping my fingers crossed you have some better news later on in the week.

juney what's occurring?! Did you ov yet and what's your plan of attack?

chops happy birthday! Hope you have a fabulous day!

sammy fx for you this cycle!

I don't recall seeing any more bfps so fx for anyone who's testing in the next few days.

Zero happening here. I'm only cd8. New bbt thermometer seems to be working well though, no steady temps so far! FX it confirms ov for me this cycle.

I knew what you meant

I just hate it becuase one of the GPs has already told me that she doesn't believe in temping and makes me always that my concerns are not valid with anything I go about. And the other GP I work with in my job! Maybe I should switch GP practices so I can avoid both of them!

*gp! Deck off dastard autoglass repair.

*jibber-jabbering!

Boris, you were so lovely to me in your post yesterday. Thank you xx

mummy, it matters not what you said when you were mobbed-jabbering to some bored clinician taking your implant out and then fiddling under your bonnet. A police officer is not going to storm into the go surgery and arrest you for falsifying fertility start dates. Lie. Honesty is not the best policy. Not ever. Don't ever tell someone you've been unfaithful; don't ever tell the truth when asked how many sexual partners you've had; and always lie when the doc asks how long you've been ttc.

*alkies

Aux, selenium is just as good in micronised form. There is no evidence to show pineapples do anything but make you fat.

Sammy, you would be a fool to not have sex today and tomorrow. Mental. Reckless. Stupid. Cavalier. Geddit? None of this relaxing shite. You are surging!!

Am back in work and not a hope of catching up with all your chat! Just want to say how sorry I am about the phone call Sparkly, was so excited when I saw that the appt went well but then Trunchbull went and ruined it :(

Will do my best to catch up this evening! Please don't talk too much

And of course Choppydoppydoodah HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Purdey I had my implant taken out early last Summer (maybe Juneish) 2014 but I did say I was starting a new job so that we wouldn't be trying right away. Then I went back at the end of Jan for a health check and said we were starting to try from then, I also rang during the stupidly long cycle in Jan/Feb and said "this is my frist month of ttc" so I am not sure I could lie about it. Unless I said we hadn't been "safe" since the implant was out and was just trying to time it better from January? Would they buy it? Good luck with your interview! IT teams can be fun.

Juney we miss you!

Sparkly are you going to keep home testing? How is the bleeding?

DizzyM it sounds like you have a great plan and are paving the way to your BFP.

Yes to Clomid Diz. They'll do all the baseline tests. Ask for a more up to date AMH.

sparks, it's not a Scottish thing but allies are !

I'm ovulating today.

Happy birthday chops and good luck!

Hope everyone is ok...got to have interview at passport office this morning but will catch up later

sammy my DH uses a sock, boak

He's very good at getting up and going to the bathroom, but I'll offer him the wet wipe option! Xx

Gawd but those posts were awash with spelling and grammar errors. hangs head in shame