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'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 08:55

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

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DizzyMerry · 25/03/2015 11:36

Welcome gloopy and I think you should duly hand that recipe over Grin sounds lush, otherwise you'll find us all hounding you on the bus!

frogbubbles · 25/03/2015 11:32

Ok lovelies I need your help. Anyone heard of dysfunctional uterine bleeding? Had a doc appt for something totally unrelated this morn and she was asking me about periods since last year.

So long story short... Been having some bleeds after DTD since cp last year. Some heavy some spotty. Had Pap smear in dec. Then doc insisted I had another smear for STI that was fun explaining to Mr Frog after 10years together honest I haven't been shagging every Tom, Dick and Harry while your working away both came back clear.

She's referred me to gyne today and I've got to go for a scan. She thinks it's this DUB.

Fuck!! What a spanner in the works didn't expect this today. Sad

GloopyGhoul · 25/03/2015 11:25

Thanks for the welcome giddy - cake recipes I can definitely do. I have an excellent red velvet chocolate chip cookie sandwich one somewhere.

Acronyms on the other hand...

Giddymamma · 25/03/2015 11:13

Oh gads, sorry for getting muddled up. Blush

gennibugs · 25/03/2015 11:09

Nervous spinning! Smile

spinningirl10 · 25/03/2015 11:08

Giddy, thanks but that's a different Mama. Mamapo is in Australia, not that location makes a diffrence! I don't think she got a bfp unless I missed it?Smile

Giddymamma · 25/03/2015 11:04

Peeked. Not peeled. And I definitely didn't pee on it...

Giddymamma · 25/03/2015 11:00

I peeled into an antenatal bus spinning, think mamampo was there....

spinningirl10 · 25/03/2015 10:49

Haha love the opening title Purdey and thanks for the busSmile

Frog, eek exciting!!!! Fx for you.

Genni, not long till your scan now, how are you feeling?

Anyone seen Mamapo? Hope you're ok lovelySmile

DizzyMerry · 25/03/2015 10:46

Shamelessly taking a seat even though I am on the April bus Grin

frogbubbles · 25/03/2015 10:17

Morning lovelies, today I am officially "late" AF due today no sign so far fxfxfxfxfxfxfx temp 36.3 but BFN on a IC bugger still holding out for real testing with CB digi until Friday now when Mr Frog is back home.

Giddymamma · 25/03/2015 10:04

And their passengers....

Giddymamma · 25/03/2015 10:02

Hi ghoul! No ticket required, all welcome. But it helps if you have cake recipes to share and a willingness to discuss cm. wonders if username is in fact a reference to cm..... I have found these buses as their passengers to be wonderful. Hope you do too. Grin

GloopyGhoul · 25/03/2015 09:42

I've never been on a conception bus before...do I need a ticket?

tessiegirl · 25/03/2015 09:40

Good luck to all those poas soon!! Grin

gennibugs · 25/03/2015 09:34

Sorry I had to post to just say how fricking hilarious the title of this bus and the opening post is. Sterling work purdey Grin

and to secretly lurk of course

loopylou1984 · 25/03/2015 09:31

Love the title!
Marking my place Smile X

HeirToTheIronThrone · 25/03/2015 09:16

I thought I'd pop in and say hello but it turns out I'm being denied cake :( If it makes you feel any better Purdey I probably couldn't eat it as nausea is flooring me.
Keeping all my bits crossed for the POAS-ers in the next few days!

MelonMelon · 25/03/2015 09:11

Right let's fackin do this.

Melon 28 TTC #1 cycle 3

nightandthelight · 25/03/2015 09:02

Horrendous example of someone wasting a post just to mark their place Blush

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 08:57

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