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'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 08:55

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

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wotsits1 · 25/03/2015 13:37

wooly Thank god it wasn't just me! And thank god she hadn't actually clit-banged her kitchen!

MelonMelon · 25/03/2015 13:31

Hahaha clit banged! Whatever it takes hey ladies?!

Woolly84 · 25/03/2015 13:29

stumbles on board spilling OPK sticks and folic acid tablets everywhere

Yay new bus!! Grin

Omg I'm so glad it wasn't just my filthy mind that read purdey's post as "clit-banged"!! Blush

Oysterbabe · 25/03/2015 13:29

Place marking.

Some one just asked me if I've been on holiday and said I look really well. Must be preggo as it can't be a result of staying up all night with my mates drinking prosecco at centre parcs.

wotsits1 · 25/03/2015 13:25

oh and stats are...
###wotsits, 35, ttc#2, bfp due 5th April (ish) ###

wotsits1 · 25/03/2015 13:22

Half marking my place... half pestering gloopyghoul to post the red velvet recipe.

Purdey; it is not theft of a creme egg unless the terms and conditions stated that the item being proffered was limited to a single item. I would've taken two (or even three). Also... I had to re-read as at a glance I thought you had clit-banged you entire kitchen. Thought it was some new fangled sex position that the kids are doing! Haha!!

MelonMelon · 25/03/2015 13:20

Any room in that box for my mother? Last night she was full it 'just relax no point going back to the GP with your 2 week cycle moans'

Gahhhhhgdhrgrhtr! they've no idea have they?. She dtd once in 1986 and once in 1989 and bang here me and my brother are!

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 13:15

Guatemala!!!! Ha ha ha Grin alrighty! She means well really, just sometimes gets irritating!

I fear I'm missing out not joining Facebook.. Confused

Nesting shmesting. You are preggers though Wink

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 13:13

Off for my two-hour nap Smile

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nightandthelight · 25/03/2015 13:12

Recipe please frog!

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 13:12

Purds creme egg thief!! would havd done the same, dairy milk or not

Hands up for cervical erosion! Me too! That's why was asking frog if they checked, as it was my first thought too. Seems strange they didn't even look frog ! How long until Gynae?

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 13:11

Sparkly, tell your meddlesome MIL to put herself in a little box and mail herself to Guatemala.

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 13:10

Sparkly, I choked on my fit (in the sexual sense) cake at that meme! Love it Grin

..which reminds me, if you're not already fb friends with GlitteryLipgloss then you should be. Utterly profane and offensive statuses. Brilliant.

I have just Cillit-Banged my entire kitchen - plug sockets, microwave knobs and t'lot. This is highly unusual; typically I wipe the baby's face if I happen to be passing (highly unlikely; she is usually tinkering with perilous kitchen paraphernalia whilst I am in the lounge on Mumsnet) and the toilet seat if guests are coming and that is it.

It is not a pregnancy symptom. How do I know? I know because, in the final stages of pregnancy, when all pregnant women are frantically 'nesting' and scrubbing their skirting boards and the tops of doors, I was sat on my arse watching True Movies. All day. And all night. In fact, I suspect those women who do 'nest' while pregnant are simply filthy slatterns whose careers have rendered them domestic sluts Shock

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 12:57

Toadie, that cake blows my effort for Nancy's first birthday out of the water. For this reason alone you can feck off to the back of the bus.

Frog..what the?! I thought you were pregnant! The bleeding you describe (post-sex) sounds more like cervical erosion to me, not uterine. S'nowt to be alarmed about though. When I was lobbing progesterone suppositories up my vagina to support my pregnancy there was brown sludge and pink spotting aplenty. 'Twas cervical erosion, said my clinic.

Heir, there is no cake left

Free Cadbury Creme Eggs this morning at baby group! What a Brucie bonus! The posh lady who runs the gig announced that they were 'a gift for all the mummies' from the church 'coz it iz Easter, innit. Anyway, she made a point of enunciating the word 'one' when offering us the ecclesiastical treat so I duly took two when no-one was looking. Serves her right for holding her baby group in a socio-economically-deprived area

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frogbubbles · 25/03/2015 12:56

All this talk of Nutella is making me drool. Has everyone tried the 3 ingredient Nutella brownies. Big hit in our house.

Sparkly I didn't even take my pants off, so no cervix checking!

mrsb0710 · 25/03/2015 12:47

sparkly love it!

Shockto your MIL. Sounds like mine.

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 12:44

Mils words yesterday " maybe you should give yourself two or three months to not think about baby stuff, not do anything, just put it into a little box in the back of your mind and forget about it for a while, take a break "

Yeh. Shock

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 12:42

Mrsb excuse my language but this is very apt for you--

'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!
mrsb0710 · 25/03/2015 12:35

Sat in the lunch room listening to them bitch and moan about everyone else. Obvs, when I leave they'll bitch that I didn't join in Grin

Love the title thread. Too funny.

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 12:27

Ps my stats are below, however I'm over on the April bus too as that's when my BFP is due!

sparkly123, age 30, TTC #1, cycle 7, BFP due 11 april WinkStar

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 12:25

frog sorry for bfn first off... Give it time. Second... Dub? No. Never heard of it. Did gp have a look at the cervix?

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 12:23

Toadie hi! Hope AF doesn't arrive for you. Wow! What a cake!! Love it. Share around will ya?i mean, How much can a one year old need really? We need it more! Ha ha Grin

Purds stellar opener. Grin yes, 'twas me serenading you with Annie, I know how much you like that sort of thing! Grin

Agreed on temps showing pregnancy. I've scanned a lot of preggers charts. And I've had a lot of random things happening on my post OV charts both non BFP and BFP, so I no longer think we can really gauge pregnancy from them. Sorrrrrrry! Blush Cake ? Grin

nightandthelight · 25/03/2015 12:01

Ooh toadie DH has requested a nutella cake for his birthday, any chance of the recipe? Smile

Hairstylisttoboris · 25/03/2015 11:45

Shamelessly place marking on new thread but will dutifully post update to the old thread, if there is still room...

toadierocks · 25/03/2015 11:42

Morning lovely ladies of the March bus Flowers
Sorry I was very quiet on the last thread, I've been sitting back whilst I chew my fingernails through the first week of the TWW.... Alas I think I'll be buying a ticket straight onto the April bus as although I'm only 9dpo I've got some nasty af cramps and a black-cloud of pms rage has descended upon my head, sucks to be my DH today (he's long suffering anyway and entirely used to it)
Just want to say that I've loved reading the threads and they have kept me sane (as much as possible) thought the last week. And all the talk of cake and Nutella inspired me to make my daughters 1st bday cake and add in a lovely filling of Nutella as a filling, ad-mist the outrageous lurid pink buttercream, went down a treat!
Big hugs to all and best of luck to all the ladies due to POAS soon

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