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'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

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PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 08:55

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

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pinningwobble · 25/03/2015 15:43

Thanks sparkly and nomio. Not letting myself get too excited. May whip the FRER out tomorrow morning and do an ic tonight....

Nomio230 · 25/03/2015 15:40

You never know, Dojo, I was looking at charts last month & there were lots of weird and wonderful ones!

Sparkly, I had forgotten about that. Get a move on Wotsits!

Pinning, that looks positive to me. I would try a different brand just to be sure, but it looks like congratulations are in order!

dojo123 · 25/03/2015 15:35

Thanks to everyone for the positive implantation wishes and Cake. As you can see from my cart above I'm not holding out much hope that it's worked this month Confused

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 15:33

Pinning that looks like a line to me lovely!!! Grin

dojo123 · 25/03/2015 15:32

purds chart attached. It's looks all over the f'ing place. I'm sleeping better this month than I was last month but it's up and down like the blummin Alps!

'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!
pinningwobble · 25/03/2015 15:29

Posted on the old thread but any more insights here pls???? Definitely showed up in time frame. Definitely coloured not grey. But on the other hand keep reading terrible things about super drug tests!

'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!
Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 15:28

No Nomio you would think Wotsits would have sorted it!! She promised me a fertility device that tells us if the egg has been fertilised. What do you have to say for yourself Wotsits ? Hmm

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 15:27

Purds wakey wakey! Is mama P doing better from her infection?

Nomio230 · 25/03/2015 15:27

It is so annoying the way PG & AF symptoms are the same. You would think nature would have sorted it out by now!

PurdeyPie · 25/03/2015 15:25

dojo, can I take anuvver peek at your chart pliz?

Just woke up to the sounds of Muvver downstairs. Must change those locks.

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Woolly84 · 25/03/2015 15:11

About 10 dpo nomio and I've got my usual pre AF sore boobs, the nausea feels a bit different but not out of the ordinary.
Thanks for the ginger tea tip sparkly! Smile

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 15:03

Nomio I'm on here too and April. BF-post hysavgebbktdvbjg-P due on 11 April!

Woolly ginger tea for the nausea! I'm extremely nauseated today too so having some.

Dojo cake! Cake

Nomio230 · 25/03/2015 15:01

I forgot to say, I saw clit banged too. I think there is something wrong with my brain. Blush

Dojo, fx it is implantation!

Woolly, how many DPO are you?

cymonsarah · 25/03/2015 14:56

Afternoon Everyone!!!

Just plonking me fat bum..Smile

gonna have to catch up later! Good luck to everyone POAS.

STATS Cycle 4 TTC #1 BFP Due 17th April*

Woolly84 · 25/03/2015 14:55

Ooo dojo cycle twin!
Hope it's implantation for you x

Woolly84 · 25/03/2015 14:53

Yes nomio stay and keep the rest of us sane!! Grin
sparkly I'd go for it tonight, if you think you'll ovulate soon it's probably better to get the soldiers in early! I hope you're feeling better today by the way (sorry completely forgot to ask before) Flowers
Hi Gloopy! Smile

Ladies I'm feeling a bit nauseated, i think this must be due to the usual progesterone increase before AF....stop overthinking oh mind of mine!! Confused

dojo123 · 25/03/2015 14:49

Afternoon all. Marking place

Dojo123 TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP 30 March/1 April me thinks!?

Oh glad it wasn't only me that saw clit banged! Does it mean that we're all sexual deviants with only one thing on our mind, or all squinting on small phone/tablet devices that we can't read!

Purdey Brilliant opening statement.

Getting some low LHS aches today. Don't know if this is implantation or late ovulation. Messaged the DH..."Might need to go again tonight to be on the safe side" I really know how to seduce my DH!!!

Wishing I could join you with POAS but I have either got a week or two week wait depending on what these aches mean... Going off in hunt for cake

Nomio230 · 25/03/2015 14:45

My hysterondvsndvnwvna I meant to say.

Nomio230 · 25/03/2015 14:44

I am loving the new title, Purds. I think we should name you 'official thread starter'. You can put it on your CV! BTW, you are definitely pregnant. Go POAS, woman!

Sparkly, if you think you might OV early, I would definitely AI tonight. You don't want to risk missing that precious egg. When I had mine, I was told it is fine to try to conceive the same month, and some people even think it helps. Smile

Am I still allowed on here if my BFP is 13 April? If not, I will just hang off the back so I can eavesdrop!

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 14:31

Spinning I know, I think so. Hopefully be ok as still quite achey. How are you? Are you almost dtd time?!

spinningirl10 · 25/03/2015 14:26

Fab cake ToadieSmile

Welcome Gloopyghoul, yes cake recipe pleaseSmile

Yay for flashing smiley sparkly. Think I would AI tonight.

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 14:22

Vic we ve never been cycle buds before! Wooo! I think EOD is good for you with the spermies. Dh is happy to do it and doesn't feel worn out as such I just worry about the quality starting so early and wonder if any point in CD 10. However his count is good and if we miss a day in between that should give him lots if time to build up again.

wotsits I usually get two days of flashing before peak..I forgot about your six!! Tonnes!!

wotsits1 · 25/03/2015 14:13

sparkly I got 6 flashing Smiley's before a peak so be careful you dont wear him out too early!

victoria401 · 25/03/2015 14:11

sparkly also cd10 today! Woo cycle buddy! Bfn on opk yesterday for me but feeling rather damp downstairs today! Need to dtd tonight methinks. I never know how often to dtd as if the bloke has poor sperm you aren't meant to do it too often apparently but who knows? Actually does anyone know?! EOD ok?!

Sparkly123 · 25/03/2015 13:50

Clit banger! Grin ha ha. Get that woman out of the kitchen! Grin

Dilemma time for me ladies. I didn't even realise I was on CD 10, but I am. And got a flashing smiley today on CB meaning high fertility. I want to still do Smep this cycle but had decided on CD 12 onwards. However, given that I'm having high fertility already I think I may ovulate sooner rather than later this cycle.. So I'm thinking AI tonight then miss out Tomor and go again Cd 12. You think this is ok? Purds I think will then do 12 miss 13 and do 14... Thoughts?