'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

Ladies, ladies! I'm so damn excited, I just got a smiley face on cb opk!!! My 1st in 3 cycles! Cd13.
I'm off to dtd but please can someone advice about how many days to dtd from now? Missed yesterday but dtd the day before and a bit worried we haven't done it enough

Just nipping on to say night night but loving the angry pubes, bumsnet, zen den and Nutella cellar. You're all blummin crazy ladies but I love you all!
going to carry on temping with my ear thermometer until my proper one arrives

Pahahaha! I claim copyright Pug But you can come and feast on Spudellas and Nutatos with us.

As long as I can have a room to myself... I don't like people.

Are you sure there's no mini bar pug?! ;)

NO NO NO I spent too long thinking up a funny name for the Nutella room and now you all posted your solutions to the sperm deficit AND eskimo beat me to naming it the Nutella Cellar before I posted. I swear I thought of it too eventually

Think pug has chosen correct soundtrack. Much angrier. Will sing it on way to bed. Night wonderfuls. X

frog Is that usually how AF starts?

wotsits Oh no, the Angry Pubes theme tune is definitely to the tune of spider pig angry pubes, angry pubes, angry cos they got covered in cum

Woolly Get your hat back on and re-start the music, Nomio says the menfolk can come round to perform their duties on the days they are required.

Nomio I'll be joining you & Eskimo in the Nutella Cellar

Juney Are you moving in? There are no rules so you can eat cake or beans on toast for your dinner to your heart's content

I love you all. I want to go out and get drunk with you all, or even go out and stay sober. We would have an absolute blast.

Nutella cellar ha ha, a staple requirement for any house or bumsnet bus

Pug how did you get hold of my shopping list!

Large amaretto poured sodding AF, never mind girlies, next month eh?

Nutella cellar

Juney ha ha ha bloo* DHL!!

Imagines conversation at work tomorrow, "aw gids, you look like crap. Ds teething again?" "Naw, just been up chatting about pubes n that on tinternet til 5am."

Ok, you can have your zen den if we can have our Nutella Cellar. I think the former will be packed out during the 2WW, whilst the latter will be crammed in first half of the cycle. (Obviously we'll all be cycle buddies by then as our oestrogen will have harmonized and we'll be angry pubes together.

Yeh Frog good plan. We shall be giving out Zen den passes... To enter you must make a smoothie, if it meets our requirements and contains at least two superfoods.. You are in .

Make sure it is your DHs and not DHL! Else you'll never get upduffed!

Where's MrsGinger?!

purds we are keeping the faith my love!

spinning yes! Beanbags! Can i have one of those Perspex type round seats that hang from the ceiling? No Purds I don't mean a sex swing....

The Pug duh!! AI of course!!!? The dhs will deliver the goods and Purds Juney and I shall show you all how it's done!

Good thanks woolly.

Haha wotsits I've got that tune in my head now

Right, nearly bedtime for me ladies, night night, don't let the angry pubes bed bugs bite xx

Another vote for a nutella room, yummy!
thepug we could do AI and get our partners to deliver fresh spermz to us as needed

pug I reckon we can AI via Fed-Ex. Or have conjugal visits like prisoners. If we get smashed on white lightening and shag round the back of the bus we'll all be pregnant by Easter, easy. It worked for loads of girls in my school.

I like the catchily named zen den, but who am I kidding, I will be in the Nutella room!

Pug, we will let them come round a few nights a month to donate their sperm, then kick them out again.

Oh frog no :(

I am just imagining the weekly Ocado home delivery shopping list:

Pregnancy tests x 100
Nutella
Kale
Quinoa
Cough medicine
Special TTC vitamins
Miscellaneous baking ingredients

Sound about right?