'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

Frog, sorry af arrived for you, hope the amaretto took the edge off it.

Purdey, you mentioned pm'ing Autumn, I think that's a lovely idea. Let her know we're all thinking of her.

Nomio, hope today goes better than expected, I'm sure your sister will appreciate your support.

Morning

Wotsit, hope everything is ok for your friend, such a worrying time.

Oyster, fx for you.

Boris, sorry you had a shit day. Hope you can sort things out with dh, falling out is awful

Giddy, yay for deliciously ella lunch, you're close to your zen room pass

Sparkly, yay for Perspex hanging chair, I have a feeling we could be there alone. The Nutella Cellar sounds like a big hit!

Purdey, how's your temp this morning?

Sorry to hear that Boris. I hear April is the lucky bus though, so you are in good hands.

I have a funeral to go to today & am dreading it. It is an old family friend who I was not especially close to, but my sister was. She is really upset, so I am going for support.

Good luck to anyone POAS today.

Ladies your chat is hilarious. I had a. Aweful day yesterday. Crap at work, arguments at home (I nearly walked out) and AF has arrived. I'm going to take myself off on to the April bus at some point but will be keeping my eye on you lot for your bfp's.

Fx oyster!!

Wotsits - sorry to hear about your friend, I really hope it's not bad news.
If it's stopped and she's not in pain then it might be ok? Xx

fx for you Oyster!

I'm panicking. My bf who is 5 and a half weeks pregnant has just text me. She's woken up this morning with some heavy bleeding. she said its stopped now but was super dark and heavy. What do we reckon girls? Honestly? Shes going to the early pregnancy clinic but it only opens at 9.

Morning everyone!
Hope that all AF stays away today for all of us who are still in.
My temp is still high today and I feel a bit queasy. AF due Saturday but I'm going to poas tomorrow, a day early. FX!
Off to the shops later for Brazil nuts

I go away for a while and I miss angry pubes and we are moving in together? That would make a funny programme!!

How is everyone? I had a temp drop today so not very hopeful..... Glad I treated myself to wine earlier in the week now.

Thanks you girls just laffed out loud through your last pages of chat about the angry pubes - I think Spider Pig tune is winning out over Smelly Cat in my brain and will now be an earworm all day. This could be a good thing for when i meet my bosses later today

Purdey I think your chart looks fandabbydozey and have all my appendages crossed for you today (may have to uncross my boobs though as that feels a bit too hurty). I love that one of the girls called you 'Puddlington' as that is what we call our cat sometimes

I'm never going to be able to sleep again, I've missed to much! Angry pubes, bumsnet house, nutella cellar!!

I got up early when dh got ready for work to apologise. I may have gotten a little snappy last night when he fell asleep before dtd. Poor man was exhausted and I shouldn't just think of him as a sperm machine.
We dtd eod and then both days of high peak. I'll try again tonight. Don't want ttc to put all that pressure on us.

yawn catch you in a few hours ladies

I'll be laid up afterwards but determined to keep going until Sunday. I don't think there's anyone on here who hasn't bought Brazil nuts

Fully crossed Dizzy! I would go for it if you can.you have that smiley face now! Had a couple of Brazil nuts earlier too ha ha

Thanks sparkly I think I'm tempted to be extra weird and go at it until Sunday, just to be sure. I haven't seen a smiley opk in ages and I'm ridiculously excited. In fact I'm giddy!!! Dtd tonight and will do the next 4 days because I'm paranoid I'll miss the window! I'm sat in bed chomping on chocolate and Brazil nuts.
No leakage is wonderful news and you'll an abundance of sperm in there to meet the egg. April will definitely be a lucky month so fx tightly crossed for you sparkles

Your dh watches one born... On his own? Glittery I think he can move into our house,he gets a fast pass!!

I have rather positive news from the Sparkly household!... After tonight's AI attempt, I had no -tmi- leakage! None! That has never ever happened before. So all those spermies are up and going for it! Wooo!

Purds I eagerly await your update Tomor.. Although I won't login until hours after you.. I'll be awaiting it in my dreams though!!

DizzyMerry woooooo for great great news!!!! Ok if I were you I would be doing three days on the trot now.. But I'm weird like that. Get on it!! celebratory cake!

Oh Frog !!! Nooo! Ok so I've said it before I'll say it again, April. It's lucky. Easter and all that. You are in good hands

Thanks nomio and thepug. Will take your advice and carry on dtd until the weekend to be sure I've got it covered

DH is watching OBEM on his own. Awwwww.

Well done Nomio for getting us back on track. Dizzy I'd agree, DTD today, Thursday & Friday then I'd have a rest on Saturday and have a final go on Sunday. That would be the schedule under SMEP.

Ooh, I meant to say Dizzy, I would dtd today, tomorrow and the day after. Ovulation occurs between 12-36 hours after your LH surge, so you should cover it if you get busy the next couple of days.

Exactly. You just don't get this quality of conversation anywhere else!

Indeed I do Nomio who else is going t to talk to me about angry pubes, neon cm and Nutella Cellars? Ha!

I am loving the sound of this house.
Can we have naked male slaves to do the housework?

Nutella cellar-Eskimo, you are a genius!

Frog, sorry AF has appeared. On the bright side, you get to stay & chat with us perfectly sane lot for a few more weeks.

Positive Giddy And over dinner I had to tell my colleague I just wanted orange juice to drink for the sugar content as my blood sugar was a bit low (the truth, in fact) but then feigned complete fullness when he mentioned he'd seen hot chocolate with rum or brandy on the menu and would I like one after pudding. I think he has smelt a rat angrypube

Giddy your homework for tomorrow is to draw us your artist's interpretation of the Bus with angrypubes in the bedroom biting a la bed bugs, angrypubes chilling out on their zenroom beanbags and perspex chairs that are definitely not sex swings and angrypubes with spoons in hand devouring jars of nutella in the cellar. Please deliver your drawings to the thread no later than 8pm.