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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Original poster

Bring along any luck you can find ..This BESHly fred is brought to you by the magic number 3 - come on Hags, we can Foo it!

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Blue2014 · 06/03/2015 12:41

You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

and now we've been trained by the government in our new MI5 roles, we are likely to get a little Ninja on your ass if you babydust round here ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

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barkingtreefrog · 14/05/2015 08:24

I think everyone doing ivf in the next few months should name change to something beginning with b. That's going to be the good luck letter for those doing ivf in the next fred ... Hmm

TheRainDrops · 14/05/2015 08:07
Fabuluce · 14/05/2015 08:02

Oh Fizz I'm so pleased to hear this - wonderful wonderful news Grin nipple tassles a-go-go! 2 BFP's in a week - amazing news!!!

FizzyFeet · 14/05/2015 07:57

Fanks hags! This feels very surreal. The menkul is beginning to kick in.

Roll on more BFPs for this Fred (and not just names beginning with f, either)!

Original poster
Blue2014 · 14/05/2015 07:26

Whoop! GrinGrin Nipple tassels on for fizz and look at my lucky fred Grin!
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EricaJ · 14/05/2015 07:25

Fizz Amazing news!!!
Can you all call me Ferica from now on please??

barkingtreefrog · 14/05/2015 07:21

Fucking hell!!!!! Grin Didn't I say it was a good luck ivf thread if your name began with an F??!?!! Grin

Whoop! Grin

TheRainDrops · 14/05/2015 07:19

holy shit!! double whammy!! yay fizz!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

FizzyFeet · 14/05/2015 07:14

BFP. OMFG.

barkingtreefrog · 14/05/2015 06:21

fizz??? More toe holds here....

Fabuluce · 14/05/2015 06:17

Good luck Fizz. Holding on to a toe...

Original poster
Blue2014 · 14/05/2015 00:20

Grin I did wonder what was going on barking Grin

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barkingtreefrog · 13/05/2015 22:34

. I got distracted half way through my last post as the washing machine beeped and I stopped to hang up the washing, but it's ok as it seems my pocket finished it off rather well and no further clarification is necessary Hmm.

CaveMum · 13/05/2015 22:06

I'm not normally a spotter, not for so long anyway.

Definitely no chance of that sort of thing round here Fizz, we've had so much illness in this house, plus HWHNN being away on various courses, over the last month or so that there's been no action at all.

barkingtreefrog · 13/05/2015 21:52

Another spotter here cave and Erica. I sometimes have 4 days Sad Sad Sad Sad cafe ecxs EC c
by Inn g?.Confused Hmm .[hmm. uggBiscuit b bbEnvy n b Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit mn

FizzyFeet · 13/05/2015 20:37

bad hooray for further testing confirmation!

EricaJ · 13/05/2015 19:44

Hi Cave, I spot before my period and sometimes it's difficult to figure out when it's the actual droid-droid, iyswim (also, cue for me to get stupid 'implantation bleeding' hopes up). My consultant said to take the first day of red blood as CD1. Does that help a bit?

Hags, can you punch some sense into me so I stop panicking about not being to TTC on CD11, when I usually ovulate on CD15-16? I am getting all weepy at the pure stress of TTC week. So sexy, you know...

CaveMum · 13/05/2015 19:12

Bless the menz, of course it was the beard

My body is playing silly buggers, surprise surprise. The last two days of "droid" have been very light. I'Be only had to wear ordinary liners and change them once or twice during the day. Last cycle was horrendously heavy, I was changing products on an almost hourly basis for the first 2 days

badb · 13/05/2015 11:34

Mr Badb peacocked a bit, and decided it was the beard wot did it (he's grown a full on hipster beard in the last few months). Not the painful pushing of a load of liquid through my insides - no, 'twas the beard.

Fabuluce · 13/05/2015 11:10

I concur - nipple tassles are on and jiggling Smile

TheBuggerlugs · 13/05/2015 09:17

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badb · 13/05/2015 08:50

Hi hags, first response has given me a positive (a bit stronger than yesterday - I know, I know, I shouldn't analyse the colour of the lines...). 1-2 weeks on the CBD. Of course, I immediately freaked myself out by googling whether it should read 1-2 or 2-3.

fab, thanks for the reassurance re pre-droid feeling. The menkul is very strong. It doesn't feel in any way real. Plus I'm freaking out about the UTI antibiotics and the truckloads of solpadeine I swallowed over the last few days. I haven't a clue what to do next - I guess I'll ring the clinic. I wait till Monday I think, though, just in case.

Thanks for all the nipple-tassels and scatter cushions and well wishes hags.

fizz, I'm keeping everything crossed for you tomorrow.

ALittleFaith · 13/05/2015 08:37

Wotcha hags! Just a CRESH poking my head in to say whoop whoop to badb! I did 11 tests before I believed I was diffed. Faithlet started out as the fuzziest line on a cheapy. Just take one day at a time Thanks

Fabuluce · 13/05/2015 08:15

Woohoo well done Bad!! It's been ages since we had a natural diffment in these parts! For the record, being diffed feels like you're about to get the droid at any minute for ages, until you don't know any different probably! How has extra testing gone this morning?

Cavey, well done on a reasonably short cycle - that's sounding great Hag!

MissHobart · 13/05/2015 02:46

Whoop! Whoop! Grin Grin

Ironidiff!! Yay! the BESH clusterdiff is just on a relaxed pace! We'll fill up the PESH Fred soon! Grin Smile Smile

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