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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Bring along any luck you can find ..This BESHly fred is brought to you by the magic number 3 - come on Hags, we can Foo it!

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Blue2014 · 06/03/2015 12:41

You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

and now we've been trained by the government in our new MI5 roles, we are likely to get a little Ninja on your ass if you babydust round here ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

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Blue2014 · 17/03/2015 15:21

Yeah, admittedly my crisp times are usually directly related to my crap times

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EricaJ · 17/03/2015 14:53

Brilliant stuff Barking!! Loving your lovely, winning womb lining.

Crossing everything for Saturday EC then!

Rain I love a foo foo crisp time, me!

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Blue2014 · 17/03/2015 14:45

Yay for your beautiful womb lining Fingers crossed for a Saturday EC

Wow, look at our Hags and all the 2015 babybee wins we gonna get

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barkingtreefrog · 17/03/2015 14:39

Woohoo Fab!!!!

I have 3 leading follicles at around 14, and 4 smaller ones. Need more cooking time. Scan again on Thursday. EC predicted to be either Saturday or Monday please please please on Saturday so I get the weekend to recover
AND she said my womb lining was looking lovely - definitely the best she was likely to see all day

More drucks collected....

TheRainDrops · 17/03/2015 14:02

crap, not crisp stupid bloody autocorrect

TheRainDrops · 17/03/2015 14:01

Fucking awesome news fab,

this has to be the start of more good news now, we've had enough crisp times on this fred!!! woohoooo!!!!!!!!!

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Blue2014 · 17/03/2015 13:33

Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Well done embie babybee Fablet

Yay!!

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MissHobart · 17/03/2015 13:10

WOOHOO!!!

More baybee wins!!!

FanCUNTINGtastic!!

EricaJ · 17/03/2015 12:48

Oh my fucking god this is so exciting! 2015, the BESH are coming for you, led by Fab and her baybeeee!!

EricaJ · 17/03/2015 12:46

FAAAAAAAAAB Fantastic, amazing, fabulous news!!! Whoooooop!!!

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Fabuluce · 17/03/2015 12:35

I've got an actual babybee in my tum tum!!!

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EricaJ · 17/03/2015 09:23

Barkig and Fab, crossing everything for you, my loves!!!

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Blue2014 · 17/03/2015 08:31

Follicles and embies - do ya biz ma schnizzle (no idea what that means but I reckon gangster talk is the opposite of baby dust, right?)

Everything crossed for you Hags
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MissHobart · 17/03/2015 08:19

Cockles of calm for scan Fab

Bring on the blob!

Fabuluce · 17/03/2015 08:16

He's being very unreasonable Barking - it's all about you at the moment and he has to understand this and be supportive of it. I'm grrring on your behalf - not what you need today!!!

TheRainDrops · 17/03/2015 07:46

COW/COE and COF!!!

barkingtreefrog · 17/03/2015 07:43

Fucking pissed off. I have a meeting at work at 10am that I'm running. 8 people arriving from out of the office for it. Last week I didn't get in until 9.45 so I was a bit worried. Then DCW announces I will have to drop him off at work afterwards (he usually cycles). This will add 20 minutes. You can see my concern. His response? It's Tuesday, it's my running day, I put it in the calendar. I spluttered 'but it's scan day' and promptly burst into tears .

barkingtreefrog · 17/03/2015 06:33

Me too fab, and I'm only worried about follicles, not a baybee! I've got a good feeling fab about you, need to hyno it so I get there for myself as well, and you've got the BESH massive there with you in spirit .
Shit loads of stinky fish coming your way .

Fabuluce · 17/03/2015 03:54

I knew it - middle of the night awakeness. Have been awake for an hour already. Zzzzz

Fabuluce · 16/03/2015 21:51

Fizz we bought a whole house in prep for a baby so am definitely hoping the universe has listened (and ignored the fact that we instantly filled it with clutter!!).

Blue - where are you off on hols? Can we all come with??

Fabuluce · 16/03/2015 21:49

Oh fucky fucknuts - bloody mn app just booted me out mid message. Arse.

Barking you're up first tomorrow then Hag! Sending you the biggest Lefteye Flounder of luck for the morning for lots of round plump healthy follicles that are all the same size :)

I'm up at 11:00. Bricking it obviously but also felt poorly all day today like I had acid sitting just under my boobs, couldn't stomach my porridge but kept anything worst at bay with well timed gingernuts and carbs. I took this as a good thing. C'mon embie/s. Be a fighter/s. I will update as soon as I can after the appointment (hope you don't get told off Rain for over phone checking!). Thanks once again for your strength Hags. You are The Business!

Cherry - almost there!! Sending you the Daggertooth Piked Conger for your donor :)

D&G can go jump. What a couple of twat faced tossers. (Flounces off with a hair flick)

barkingtreefrog · 16/03/2015 21:38

Probably makes more sense than my subconscious opening a bird cage and making room for a baby fizz!!

blue I think that was me, but I can't find it now!

There is this site which comes from an old guardian article and might be out of date or this is the website doing the 'fairness' thing.

No idea if those links will work, can't preview in the app....

FizzyFeet · 16/03/2015 21:22

erica I'm the same. Our families are all preoccupied with other health issues so we don't get questions from them. We have told them limited details, but sometimes I want to tell them everything so that they realise how bloody hard it is and that ivf does not automatically equal pregnancy. And like fab I want more people to know the detail after I'm diffed.

We have been busy decluttering the house. I'm normally a rational person, verging on the sceptical, but a small superstitious part of my brain says that maybe if we get rid of our unnecessary clutter that's clogging up the nursery spare room, the universe will realise we have made space for a baby and deliver one up. Just typing that makes me think I've gorn mad!

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