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The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:56

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk! Wink

Happy shagging/syringing! Grin

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wotsits1 · 04/03/2015 22:14

Glittery... How long was it between chucking it in the bin and retrieving it?

Congrats mrscatmad!!! Fab news!!!

Dojo how you getting on?? Got my fx for it to be implantation!

Purds... I know its been suggested before but... Seriously... Write a book!

Juney... Yay for more spermies winging their way to you!!! Its gonna be your month!!!

Well... It's day 28 in the wotsits house and no sign of AF yet. However it is only 10dpo. Boobs are sore (but think I've made them sore by prodding them incessantly) and having weird twinges in abdomen... but can't decide whether these are AF symptoms or something utterly exciting!! I hate the 2ww. DD took 3 months to conceive 8 years ago... Back in the days when I assumed a boy threw their boxers at you and you got preggo. On the first month we used opks we got caught. This time I went straight for the opks. Will we be as lucky?

spinningirl10 · 04/03/2015 22:11

Oops I see you haven't got one......now we're all going to have to wait!! Grin

spinningirl10 · 04/03/2015 22:10

Glittery, there is definitely a line there but as you fished it out the bin you need to pee on another test! Do you have one for the morning?

Amyyy27 · 04/03/2015 22:09

glittery it would depend how long you left it before checking again! Do another test in morning and let us know! Fx for you Smile

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 04/03/2015 22:08

I'll grab a superdrug pink tomorrow. I feel sick with nerves! X

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 04/03/2015 22:07

Even tho it was from 8am this morning?!

Sorry. In denial! X

spinningirl10 · 04/03/2015 22:04

Dizzy, it's deliciously ella, if you google sweet potato and lentil curry you should find it. It's on her blog Smile

mrscatmad31 · 04/03/2015 22:03

Thank you guys Grin
yes it will be my first Smile

Woolly84 · 04/03/2015 22:01

Mrscatmad congratulations!!!! Grin Flowers
So happy to hear you got your birthday BFP! Smile

PurdeyBirdie · 04/03/2015 22:01

Ah, now we can see it, Glittery, and it's a BFP! Thanks

Nomio230 · 04/03/2015 22:00

Juney, a girl after my own heart!

Lucie, it might be different where you live, but it says this in the NICE guidelines 'In women aged under 40 years any previous full IVF cycle, whether self- or NHS-funded, should count towards the total of 3 full cycles that should be offered by the NHS.' That is why we are going down the NHS route first, then going to go private if neccessary. Obviously it won't be, as I am getting my BFP this month. Grin

lucieloos · 04/03/2015 21:59

Ahh thanks spinning I really hope it works too. Yes Sammy I'm on nhs list and also starting private treatment next month!

I actually think my gp may have been right looks like it is ok to have private and nhs treatment so long as you are under 40. If you are over 40 then you can't have nhs treatment if you have had any previous ivf treatment

www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/889.aspx?CategoryID=54

loopylou1984 · 04/03/2015 21:58

Glittery - I think you need to retest, good luck! X

juneybean · 04/03/2015 21:55

glittery not sure! can you do another tomorrow?!

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loopylou1984 · 04/03/2015 21:55

I should be the same ov Juney, so looks like we are cycle buddies again Smile

cymonsarah · 04/03/2015 21:53

mrscatmad Congratulations!!!!!!! Is this your 1st?? Flowers

juneybean · 04/03/2015 21:51

nomio don't worry I'm not healthy, I just shared a crumpet with cheese on with the cat.

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Avasmum8 · 04/03/2015 21:51

Congratulations Catmad! So exciting :)
Purdey i only have to do three a week so it isn't too bad, although it takes the other four days to get over it! Grin

Nomio230 · 04/03/2015 21:50

You ladies are all so super healthy, you make me feel ashamed. Which makes me want to eat chocolate! Cake

I have had a bag of quinoa in my cupboard for 6 months, but don't know what to do with it. Do I just use it in place of rice? If so, I might be brave & try it tomorrow.

lucieloos · 04/03/2015 21:50

Thanks purds and nomio. I looked into the private and nhs thing and it said that you could have two rounds of private treatment without losing your nhs but if you had 3 or more then you would lose your free nhs goes as they think the chances of it working would be less. I wanted to check this with the gp so I asked her when I went a couple of weeks back and she hadn't heard of that at all. She said they are two separate things and me having private treatment wouldn't affect the nhs treatment. I think she has got that wrong but I'm going to go ahead with the private stuff and then if I did still need nhs next year I will look into it all again and obviously keep my treatment abroad a secret if necessary.

Purds, I am 35 (36 in July) my AMH is 7.28pmol/l. It's low or borderline low on the American scale (1.02ng/l). The gp said she knows lots of people who have come to her with lower amhs than that and have got pregnant naturally.

juneybean · 04/03/2015 21:48

sammy I think 16th-18th thereabouts will be ov day

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PurdeyBirdie · 04/03/2015 21:48

Glittery, would you like us to close our eyes and guess what it looks like? Hmm Grin

Nomio230 · 04/03/2015 21:46

Oops, forgot your flowers, Mrs* Flowers

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 04/03/2015 21:46

help. is this evap? taken at 8am this morning, brushed my teeth - looked at it - shrugged, chucked it in the bin, went up for a shower and a piddle and got it out the bin....as you do....

Is this evap?

The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!
PurdeyBirdie · 04/03/2015 21:46

Kissing, fairy muff. If he doesn't want to do it then he doesn't want to do it. The background porn was something I really, really wanted to implement before we resorted to AI but DH would not hear of it. I do not understand his vehemence as I am 99% sure he views porn on his phone when he masturbates and he has my full approval to do so. He either a) feels that he is being gallant in refusing to 'resort' to porn or b) thinks I am lying through my teeth when I say I quite like the idea of us watching it together and so adopts the gallantry described in (a). There may also be a c): He would be jealous of my ogling the nekkid fellas with humongous schlongs. Here he has a point..

Actually, there is even the possibility of a d): Because he knows I have been an prozzie escort he assumes I have done everything the filthy bastard porn actors are getting up to and, again... here he has a point Hmm