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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:56

#### STATS LIST ####

Welcome to the March bus, every one welcome!

Remember to update us and for ease please post your update in a separate post with lots of #### to signify an update.

I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk! Wink

Happy shagging/syringing! Grin

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Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 21:22

Juney you are a genius! Good ideaGrin

Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 21:21

spinning see told ya ! Purdey we wondered where you had slid off to! Eeek. You alright? Daffodil

Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 21:19

Welcome Miffy Daffodil

Hi Beansprout sorry for the cold, hope you feel better soon!! Flowers

Hi Juniper so sorry to hear about your mc. I totally understand your trepidation and feeling so drained. I had an early mc in mid jan, same number of weeks. We went for it straight away after I finished bleeding made about 8 attempts but no BFP. However, no proper cycle in between so that's where we are now.. Cycle 1 post mc. I felt I wanted to try straight away in order to move forward.. I needed to focus on that. So I would say, if you feel like you want to then go for it. Do whatever you feel ready for. Do you use OPKs? I used them and they were very helpful for pinpointing my OV post mc, it was only four days out. I really feel for you, but if you can try and stay positive that you did get pregnant, and you will again. I'll be rooting for you. FlowersDaffodil

Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 21:19

Arse, don't think it worked. I tried to post a pic of an old man!

Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 21:18

This is me. Wink

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 21:17

sparkly I type my long posts in notepad first then copy and paste over. I don't trust technology!

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Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 21:15

Welcome wotsits, miffy & any other dirty old men.

Hope you are ok, purds. Bum can sounds about as much fun as dildo cam.

Juney, I had no idea it was illegal to self inseminate. Seems crazy to me! I hope your plan C guy gets back to you soon.

eskimolaura · 02/03/2015 21:13

I feel like an imposter, what with AF missing in action and no signs of a BFP. But I'm not!

Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 21:11

Just wrote a huge post and stupid MN closed on me!!! Angry

chasingtherainbow · 02/03/2015 21:10

I'm not an imposter, for the record Grin

eyes everyone else sherlock Holmes style

kissinggiraffe · 02/03/2015 21:09

Nooooooooo I was jesting, I didn't really think you're a dirty perv wotsit I do now I know you snagged 11 times in 6 days

spinning you really think there are imposters on here?? they'd be having a whale of a time reading about us all shoving a finger in our foofs every time we go to the loo and the texture of our cm...

spinningirl10 · 02/03/2015 21:07

Welcome newbies and good luck Grin

Ah Purdey, you're backSmile hope the bum camera isn't too awful!

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 21:04

Welcome Miffy

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nightandthelight · 02/03/2015 21:01

Poor DH wotsit. Today was just our first day, will see what DH is like by Saturday Hmm fingers crossed for you!

Miffyonline · 02/03/2015 21:01

Hi everybody! Just thought I'd join your thread as I wait for AF to leave.

Good luck this month everyone :-)

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:58

Feel better soon Beans

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Beansprout30 · 02/03/2015 20:57

Hello ladies, have not been on for a week or so as been so busy. Come down with an awful cold and feel like poo so off to bed in a minute. Haven't had a cold or any illness for literally ages, so this has given me a kick up the bum to start running regularly again, im sure that's what kept the bugs away before.

Hope ive not missed too much and you're all well
Will post stats when I feel more human, night night xx

wotsits1 · 02/03/2015 20:55

Night...dh said his thing felt like it would fall off. Blush

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:54

wotsits exactly the same I believe... cramping, sore boobs, testy...

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:54

For fun Purds or.... you got ishoos?

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wotsits1 · 02/03/2015 20:53

Kissing... I promise I'm not a dirty old perv! (Although.. I suppose a dirty old perv would say that, huh?) It kinda freaks me out that there are imposters on the internet!

Whilst we mentioned cm... Does anyone have any idea what its meant to be like before AF if you are pregnant and if you arent? I had a coil for 5 years and never had AF once so I can't remember!!!!

PurdeyBirdie · 02/03/2015 20:53

Five pages?!

Thanks for new fred, Juney. I've just got back from th'ospickal. Yet another finger up my jacksy. Camera up there in two weeks' time Hmm Perhaps they'll find a few quid up there, you know....like when you're rooting down t'back o't'couch

Will read back...

cremedecacao · 02/03/2015 20:52

Thank you! Smile

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:49

It's only donated in the UK clinical sperm that cannot be used for home insemination btw!

Me getting sperm off some young guy is fine!

added you creme welcome!

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nightandthelight · 02/03/2015 20:49

That is v impressive wotsit! I am aiming for six times in six days and thought that was ambitious. You have earnt a bfp!