The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

Juney I second thepug's idea of a nice European break over ov time

MrsG good luck at the dr tomorrow.

Well we didn't dtd today but I'm only on cd7 so plenty of time for that in a few days!

Good luck to anyone testing tomo & hope the 2ww passes quickly for those still waiting. So horrid being in limbo.

Welcome juniper & sorry for your loss. And welcome other newbies too ??

Juney where are the sperm banks in Europe? If most of the cost is in the transportation, can't you get a cheapy Easyjet/Ryanair flight and have a nice romantic weekend away in a hotel room with your newly collected boys?! I guess you'd need to be pretty certain of Ov dates to do that, though.

Purdey it's the risk of being jumped on by the dog I'm trying to avoid! As soon as anyone moves or utters a noise in the morning he's up and in your face wanting his breakfast. Thought it was therefore better to wait til DH had taken him downstairs for breakfast than get jumped on as reaching for the thermometer 10 mins earlier.

I am so bored waiting for AF to finish and to get back to the exciting bits. In anticipation of which - please can you all tell me where you get your cheapy hpt sticks from? If Amazon/eBay which seller? Thanks lovelies

Night sammy fx for your temps staying up. Very exciting!!

I'm off to bed, getting an early night with dh
Suspect I won't sleep well as waiting to see what tomorrow's temp does! Night night, Xx

Nomio, you made it sound like I'm a dirty old man. Not that I need to convince anyone I'm not, but I'm NOT! :-)

Just killing time on here while my hubby is away and I'm mentally preparing for another cycle :-)

I'm feeling stupid and confused.

and poas twitchy

Juney, whenever I read stories in the media about women who have been assaulted/ripped off/burgled/twatted it is them bastards off Plenty Of Fish. Plenty Of Wankers, more like. Move on! Plan D!

Someone. Tell me when to test: the last 2 cycles I had positives cd13/14 ..... cd15 this cycle I had neg (blank face) ...4 hrs later. . Pos. Wondering if I'd have tested mid morn on cd14 it would have been pos. I didn't test cd16.

Juney, are you paying these unofficial donors? That would explain why your 'nice bloke' is keen, no? Can't you join a gay parenting site where they have recommended donors or summat?

Welcome, wotsit, and thank you for saying I'm some kind of fertility swami. I am not, I'm just old and have had lots of things shoved up my vagina (business not pleasure) and taken lots of drugs (business and pleasure) and spoken to lots of consultants and fertility specialists on my road to conceiving my nipper (IVF). I have learned a lot over the years and just want to help wherever I can.

I just don't understand what pleasure you would get from pretending to be a CM obsessed woman & talking about POAS all the time!

Here's a green gunk close up for y'all! Ha

Hello MNetters, of all the days he could get tired, I got first flashing smiley on Tuesday, DTD that night, then got solid smiley Friday morning. We only managed to baby dance Saturday morning which is the second day of positive Opk, (clearblue digital)

Have we missed the march bus? Help 39, trying for 3 after several years on Mirena.

Knit, that is not a positive...but almost

Juney, what does POF mean?

Pug, anything that is going to raise your temp even slightly (foot on floor, talking to cat etc) is going to give you an invalid temp. Turning over in bed is fine.

Spinning bit less sick today thank you. Just weak and sore. Been resting. You enjoying the quiet life without creepy student?!

Juniper and Sparkly... Sorry about your MCs. I had one before I had DD. Had a mmc at 9 weeks.was heartbroken. It was 44 days from mc to next AF (during which time I couldn't pinpoint ov) but I got a bfp the cycle after that!! And now DD is here I wouldn't change it for the world. If someone had told me I had to go through that heartbreak to get my gorg dd I would have done it!!! Finger crossed for bfps for you soon!!

I feel sad for people who pretend to be someone they're not, I'm not a dirty old man either by the way!

Bean hope you feel better soon.

Sparkly, haha yep. How are you feeling now?

Kissing, years ago I was on a forum when I was pregnant with ds and we all had pics of ourselves in our signatures. There was one lady who had her baby and changed her pic to that of her baby. It wasn't her baby, she' d stolen the pic from another forum. She turned out to be a bored school girl she'd really pulled at heart strings with her sad stories.
Anyway I'm sure there's no-one like that here but there must be a few pervy men watching

at 'Schrodinger's Baby'.

Night what sexy film did you watch? How old is your toyboy and can we see a photo?

Oh, Juney are they really asking you that? Have you told them you are lesbian and that you are absolutely not interested in getting the bastards' rocks off?! I'm so Are you paying these imbeciles?