The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

Morning

juney those POF guys sound complete and utter knobs. Hope your plan c works out for you. Sorry plan b didn't work (has AF fully arrived now?)

sammy hope AF isn't rearing her witchy head. Tell her to sod off.

Hello to newbies and hello to any one on here because of AF

I'm not sure what's going on with my body. AF due today and still no sign of the witch (good) but temps dipped a bit this morning (boo) not below the cover line but am worried this could be a trend. CD28 11dpo.
Chart attached...

Night... TWENTY-THREE??!! I'm surprised he can even operate the remote control never mind handle a porn film

I don't want to dash people's hopes but the feeling that you need to pee all the time really only happens when a baby is sitting heavily on your bladder in the third trimester. I have never heard of vivid dreams being a symptom either. I wish there were, though, I have them every single night. Without fail

I'm off to th'ospickal - again - this morning. Nancy has to go to the fracture clinic to see if her collarbone has reset itself. If they make us wait hours again I will Seriously Kick Off. They really don't want to see that.

ah sammy I'm so sorry. Its like a kick in the teeth each month. It's natural to have those worries when long term ttc. I know I do.

amy ! Fx for you my lovely. its early still so hopefully that line gets stronger..

Sorry sammy

babybump your symptoms sound positive. Hope it's not a UTI.

amy I hope that was your line! Fx for a retest tomorrow.

Checking into new thread, not sure I'm going to manage to keep up since it got so busy on here though!

I'll be ok... Just going to stay off of here except my lunch break today so I might miss some stuff, will try to read back! X

Oh sammy I'm so sorry for you. I had so hoped this was your month. Hope you can hold it together at work. X

Wottsits - this was cycle 16.
I know there are people who have been in the same situation and miraculously fallen pg, but when you're trying so hard and timing dtd well and it STILL doesn't happen it makes it all feel pointless. I know it's just the hormones talking really, I'll be ok in a couple of days. Xx

Missed temp today as spoke to DS before I remembered to temp.

Here is my chart for no point whatsoever as I am clearly a mutant or something and the lining has decided not to shed for no reason. Fed up...

What? 10 pages! Good god women!
Headache resumed this morning.

juney I am going to repeat my suggestion from a couple of threada ago that you place an advert in one of the student newspapers of a university close to you. Seriously. It is a good bet. Students are enthuastic ("oh how novel let's upduff this lady"), egocentric ("my sperm is awesome and I would so be the best absent biological father in the world"), and at least reasonably intelligent ("I figured out the UCAS form"). Really. Do it!
I'd also recommend watching "Antonia's line" a dutch film from yeaa-aaars ago god I'm showing my age some time ago where the lesbian gets upduffed by choosing a clueless Adonis for a few romps to father a child. Besides it is a good movie providing you're happy with subtitles.

Question.... What is your cervix meant to be like before AF?

Sammy don't worry!! How long have you been TTC? My best friend and her hubs were trying for aaaages and thought the same. Then.. One day they got caught and have a gorg baby boy now!

creme 10dpo is still early! Fx hun.

Thanks ladies but not getting excited just yet (although OH could see it too, so im not going mad!)

Morning everyone. I have always wondered about the accuracy of the saliva thing. DP always goes down on me before DTD but I thought it was just getting saliva on the head of his was the problem? And that there wasn't enough from oral to her that could make it an issue?

Thanks girls, it's ok, it's what I was expecting really - just smarts as I had let myself start to symptom spot yesterday.
Af will be here by tomorrow morning.

I am worries though, what if we are just one of those couples who are incompatible? :( X

So CM this morning is clear and watery rather than cloudy. That is actual CM right?! Fx for you Amy!

Oooh Amy that sounds exciting!!! Fingers crossed for you!!!!

I'm pretty sure I'm not, as had a BFN last night at 10dpo and my cervix has gone lower and harder.

Symptoms I have had:
Some twingey feelings in lower abdomen/ladies parts
MAJOR mood swings
Being super tired and having to go to bed early
Waking up early
Thirsty
Bloated (but probably too much cake)
Lots of creamy cm

I have a feeling I am looking too much into these. I guess BFN this month as no sore boobs at all and just not feeling it...

I know Juney... I need to STOP IT! Has AF arrived in full force now?

I'm having difficulty because I haven't had an AF in 5 years coz of the coil. So all these messed up pg/AF symptoms are new to me again and messing with my head!!!

By you ladies talk!!

Hi to the newbies!

Sorry to those who AF has got the bitch

sammy sorry to hear about your temps :( really hope you are still in!

chasing sorry you are feeling shitty hun. But i have to say... the reason i took a pg test last time (when we werent trying) was a pulling feeling behind my belly button. I thought it was because i have a didgy tummy but my mams first comment was 'you arent pg are you?!' So i took a test just in case and it was positive really hope you get your bfp!!

Well 10dpo here.. woke up with nausea again. Painful lower back for couple of days. Absolutely exhausted too. Poas this morning and i think i saw the faintest of faint lines. Too faint to take a pic of! So im thinking evap line? Hey ho. Fx im wrong and something stronger will appear later this week!

Sorry Sammy!

I caved and tested this morning. Am 9dpo and got a bfn!! Grrr. I really feel like I'm driving myself crazy talking myself into symptoms. Have had...

• lots of lotiony cm
• cramps (and 2 days ago... A stabbing pullingy pain)
• vivid dreams
• woke early the last 2 days
• hot
• backache

All of those could be the evil AF though! I'm annoying myself!!! I'm not testing now until Monday... if AF is showing then she should be here by then. I think she's due Sat or Sun.

So sorry to hear that Sammy :( hugs

Ok so 8 dpo here. Here's my symptoms (feel like I'm at the Gps saying that lol)
All very mild bit noteable-

Stinging "inside"
Bizarre quick succession of vibrating feeling followed by a very quick "pull" behind the belly button (too high for it to be related perhaps)
Hot
Insatiable thirst and "mouth hungry" like I just need to CHEW! ! Probably just a greedy cow
On off light headedness and v mild and infrequent nausea.

But they are just so low level I can barely decide if I'm somehow producing it with my mind out of desperation.

I bizarrely feel very relaxed..almost a little despondent as if I already know it's not happened. I just want to test in order to stop being in limbo really!