The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

MaMapo, well done on the coursework. Your job sounds interesting. It must be hard to switch off at the end of the day though.

Knit, ahh CM pics are a form of torture i think we'll done to your dh for carrying on regardless of his aching limbs.

wotsits you are 10dpo woman - STEP AWAY FROM THE PEE STICKS

tessie maggots may be useful and fascinating but they are....wriggly [shudder] and writhy. And they are a funny colour (I know, I know!)

I also hate slugs, but snails are fine. I think it's the shells.

On the other hand, I love spiders and am the designated spider remover in the Knitfast household as Mr Knitfast is shit scared of has a healthy manly apprehension of spiders--

knitfast Yes, it's a great job to have, stressful at times, but wow, it takes a lot of work to get to the point of practising and getting registered. I was at uni for forever! I work now for a gvt group but thinking of branching out into private practice. Exciting (and lucrative!).

Enjoy your penance!

Well... My determination lasted an hour. 10dpo and I just poas (not fmu)... bfn! And I feel crampy! Booooo

Mama I think I was probably one of the startees...I will go and look at a picture of a random woman's cervix in penance I did postgrad psychology and forensic psych was my favourite subject - I'm a bit jealous that you get to do it for a living I have to say

Purple DH is still able to, erm,. do the necessary but he's so knackered bless him! He REALLY wants a baby though, so is rising manfully to the challenge (pun fully intended)

ma your morning sounds great.
knit as long as he can still move the important bits .
Ff recalculated my Ov day this morning from 12 to 14 so my tww just got longer. Although I did think cd 12 was a bit early.
Off to the hospital in bit for my scan, got drink 2 pints of water before I go hope the appointment is on time.

Knitfast hey, I didn't start it! But that's a fair punishment.

Tessie, yes, I'm a forensic psychologist. I spend plenty of time with very messed up people who have done some awful things. Work's never boring!

Vague pains in lower abdomen tonight, fuckitall. AF may well be here tomorrow morning.

thanks Tessie ! :)

Morning!!

Congrats Amy!

Juney I know what you mean about forking out for ff membership...I can't decide whether to stick to 3 months or go for the whole year. I think that if you become pregnant before you have come to the end of your membership the remaining months you have get transferred to the ff sister pregnancy site, so not all a waste!

Mamapo, can I ask, have you got a background in forensics then?

Your poor DH Knit! Oh and Knit, why don't you like maggots?! I love them , they are sooooo useful and fascinating. Honestly!

Can I just say, we found out our wedding venue last year was one of the locations where Wolf Hall was filmed!!

thanks Bowies

Ooo amy congrats on the bfp!

Sorry to all that af has caught.

Dojo, fingers crossed for you!

Bring in...the COMFY CHAIR!!!!

(and the cervical mucus pics)

Noooo not the cervical mucus pics Knit!

And back to the KnitFast household shagathon....Mt Knitfast made the mistake of going to a new super-hardcore bootcamp class on monday, just as I got a positive ov test. I have now forced him to shag his way though severe delayed-onset muscle soreness for the past two nights. He can barely move his arms and legs...

The poor bloke is close to death, I fear

Right, the next person to mention politics or religion will have pictures of cervical mucus PM'd to them on the hour every hour for the next week This is an all-inclusive bus and I love you all. And your cervical mucuses (mucuii???)

I have spoken GAVEL

ANYWAY!

amy congratulations you lucky thing you!

fingers massively crossed for all tww-ers

Commiserations creme that your coffee is not pregnant, it must be very disappointed based on a second day of clear watery CM Ovia has adjusted my fertile window by a day and says that I am on my peak fertility day! Wish DH and I didn't work in separate cities so I could grab him for a lunchtime quickie!

If I don't get my bfp this month (which of course I will ) then I will def use opks next month so I am more confident in when I ovulate. Presumably CM is relatively accurate though?

Morning

Boosk, yay for confirmed ov.

Dojo, fx af stays away.

Amy, good to hear the line came up quickly, exciting!

My temps rising slower than usual after ov but I've been aware I've been awake ish for a while before taking temp both yesterday and today.

Thank you Boosk and Victoria

Good luck wotsists! And dojo hoping its not AF for you

Boosk great! One day makes a hell of a difference in the 2ww, it drags so bad!!

Congrats Amy and Takes

Sorry for all the AF

Cd18 and a smiley face this morning for me. We already did 16 and 17 so just got to keep going a few more days

Morning ladies

Congrats again Amyyy, great news.
Fingers crossed for fourth time lucky for you then juney

Well ff has confirmed ov at CD 17, not 18, so I'm three dpo already. That's one less day to wait at least.

purdey DH is the optimistic one in the relationship. His theory is that up until TCC my AF would show up after a brown smear never pink spotting. He thinks it implantation.

I on the other hand had pink spotting last month the day before AF showed, so see this more of the trend. It possibly is a cp again and not a sticky bean.
Just have to wait and see.

The only dressing up outfits I have are not appropriate for work. I have a superwoman outfit that just about covers my bum, so maybe I'll wear that

creme I hope you threw the tea! I had a level of happiness similar to orgasm plunging my coffee this morning, putting in a shot of vanilla and sipping my first coffee in 3 weeks this morning. Just wow!

Oh, Dojo, I can't bear those little teasing elevated temps after a plummet! Let's hope it doesn't end in AF for you

My nipper only went to sleep at 10.30 last night. TEN THIRTY! She is a strictly-to-bed-at-seven-and-up-at-seven-and-never-gets-up-inbetween baby (thank you, Gina Ford ), so I'm hoping it was merely collarbone related and not some to-be-continued silliness

Congrats to Amy and any other bfps!

creme, make a fresh cup. Go on, treat yourself :-)