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The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:56

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Welcome to the March bus, every one welcome!

Remember to update us and for ease please post your update in a separate post with lots of #### to signify an update.

I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk! Wink

Happy shagging/syringing! Grin

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auroraboringalis · 04/03/2015 11:26

mrsg how I lol'd! Grin

TrixieRay · 04/03/2015 11:24

Hi everyone!
I can not keep up so I am so sorry if I have missed anything or get anything wrong.

Juney and Sammy, so sorry AF turned up, I was really rooting for you both. Juney- Plan C sounds great!

Amyy- Congratulations on your BFP Smile

Hi Genni and Spinning, lovely to see you both as always.

Cariad! I was about to start roaming the street of South East London calling your name Grin a puppy! How exciting. I have a cat and I do not know what I would do without her, I'm very maternal so it is good to have an outlet. My cat is incredibly spoilt.

I have had the most horrendous PMT, I wonder if as well as bringing ov forward Maca has sent my hormones crazy. Going to reduce my dose but stick with it for another month. Expecting AF any time now, I know I missed ov but for some reason I've still had my hopes up and feel gutted.

Have a work lunch today for a colleagues leaving do so will be enjoying a glass of wine Smile

Amyyy27 · 04/03/2015 11:13

thanks genni Grin

Haha MrsGinger that is hilarious!! I would love to see their face when reading your email!

dojo So sorry :( pleased you DH is so supportive Flowers

mummyofonesofar · 04/03/2015 11:10

Juney glad plan C is ready to go - sorry to sound stupid but how does it work, does he go to yours or do you rent a room somewhere inbetween you both so he can "produce his sample", hand it through the door and then you pop it up or are you getting some cool bags to transport it after meeting in a public place and him handing over the specimen?

MrsG Just giggled out loud in my office! How funny - let us know what they reply with!

Dojo Sorry about spotting - fx it goes away.

I have never read GF but did do controlled crying when DS was about 9 months so I could end co-sleeping and him constantly being attached to my nipples as I was getting no sleep.

dojo123 · 04/03/2015 11:05

Well I'm not feeling very hopeful ladies. Little Brown gunky cm showing now which is normally what I get before AF. Sad
DH has just asked me if there is anything else he can do. Bless him but if you have any ideas it would be appreciated.

spinningirl10 · 04/03/2015 11:00

Haha MrsG, dampness! Have you had a reply yet?Grin

Mama, pleased this job is better than the other. That does sound heartbreaking and I can imagine it would be very hard to switch off when you get home, although I'm sure your dd helps with that.

Juney, I really hope Plan C has amazing sperm and this is going to be your cycle.

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juneybean · 04/03/2015 10:54

Thanks loves! wotsit there was a picture on the coparent website he's 40s so looks his age Grin but hopefully his swimmers are okay!

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scrunchiemount · 04/03/2015 10:53

juney great news, hope all goes well!

working from home today, just seen about five kids go past having tantrums in quick succession. maybe I don't want a bfp after all Hmm

wotsits1 · 04/03/2015 10:45

Juney that is EXCELLENT news!!! He sounds fab!!! Have u seen a pic of him?

dojo123 · 04/03/2015 10:44

Juney Glad option C is all go. FX this works, really do. Smile

dojo123 · 04/03/2015 10:42

gingerbread Hahaha! Grin

gennibugs · 04/03/2015 10:40

Amyyy congratulations!! So pleased for you. A very well deserved BFP xx

MaMaPo · 04/03/2015 10:35

juney GF is definitely she who must not be named around here, I gather. I have a gloriously happy non-GF sleeper myself. Tonight she asked to go to bed after the second of three bedtime books. What a delight. Apart from falling out of bed we won't see her for 12-13 hours.

Dampness. Oo er.

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juneybean · 04/03/2015 10:34

wotsit yep! I told him it'd be approx 16th-18th March and he said last minute would be fine, sent him a picture of me and he said I look like a nanny (after telling him what I did for a living)... hoping I'm more Mary Poppins than Nanny McPhee :/

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juneybean · 04/03/2015 10:33

Hahahaha!

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wotsits1 · 04/03/2015 10:33

MrsGingerbread...that's hilarious!!!

Juney has plan C replied yet?

chasingtherainbow · 04/03/2015 10:27

Dampness .. that's excellentGrin

MrsGingerbread · 04/03/2015 10:25

Argh!

I just emailed Clear Blue to let them know that I have posted off my first batch of samples.

Just as it sent I noticed that autcorrect had changed the word samples... to 'dampness'.

They are going to think I am a weirdo. :/

wotsits1 · 04/03/2015 10:20

Okay okay!

Feel shattered today and like I could weep for no reason... So I'm guessing AF is in the post. Maybe should save myself some dosh and put the sticks away anyway!

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juneybean · 04/03/2015 10:17

Night night mama! Grin

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juneybean · 04/03/2015 10:16

Sorry for AF Coffee what a bitch :(

I think, whilst it's good to abstain from alcohol, the yolk provides for the little embryo for the first weeks and I don't think accidental heavy drink would have an affect. If you chose to drink heavily after you found out... well ... on your head be it.

Sorry for your tea loss creme but try and dip it in your wee tomorrow eh?

Fingers crossed for you dojo

wotsit my cervix was up and down like a brides nightie in the 2ww! 10dpo is TWERLY!

purdey think GF is swearing on mumsnet! Shock I actually read her book and nodded along with

tessie I didn't know that about FF! Good to know but don't tell my womb...!

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MaMaPo · 04/03/2015 10:10

spinning it's not too bad, switching off. It was much worse with my old job, when I worked with young people with strokes and acquired brain injury. I was very involved with families as well, and with discharge, and people's situations were just heartbreaking. I found it very hard to leave work at work then.

Morning, Juney! I'm just off to bed. Wednesday was pretty good, hope you enjoy it.

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juneybean · 04/03/2015 10:00

Morning campers!

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Hairstylisttoboris · 04/03/2015 09:56

knit my DH routinely does daft things like that too. Then he moans that he can't do anything other than lie there whilst I do the work...

spinningirl10 · 04/03/2015 09:53

Purple, good luck with your scan. I have mine on Monday.

Wotsit, it's too soon to be poas especially without fmu, wait a couple more days.