Emergency bus for August! Penis dragons welcome, summer loving continued!

Hi detective right there with u on tww it is lasting forever I keep having what I bet r imaginary symptoms and I just want to poas. Cd 20 here to way to early very earliest would b thur a whole 6 days away that is 4 ever grrrrrrrrrr.

This two week wait is lasting FOREVER :( I'm just feeling so fucking impatient. I want to stamp my feet and shout!

I think I'm more frustrated as I'm CD23, so in the usual testing zone for me. Except I seem to have ovulated later which means I'm probably only 8 DPO instead of the usual 9/10 DPO.

So I'm sulking and POAS and getting the obvious BFN's. I don't feel pregnant. I don't have any symptoms. Or feel odd. I feel just fine and dandy .

AND Asda, you wankers, for not putting my FRER in my fucking shop today. And fuck you DP for doing click and collect and NOT BLOODY NOTICING. That means I have my IC's only. Damn it. I wanted a FRER for TOMORROW MORNING. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

So, now my pity party is over, I've been enjoying reading all the BFP's this month. Looks like August has been a good month :) Congrats!

And boo hiss screw you right back to those with AF.

Ok another weird feeling anyone else had tingly / itchy boobs that seem to come from nowhere and then go? I am officially going mental and getting annoyed with myself for feeling these things

I second that, come on kitty
Oh Lordy enjoy ur session - I hope it works
Tickle - I understand how u feel I just can't cope with the disappointment so am going to wait till next thur I think 22nd if af hasn't come along

Damn phone, I meant lucieloos!

Thanks kitty x

blueberry you crack me up

ohlordy have fun babymaking!

Thanks for adding me to the stats luculois.

Just home from work and a nice strong line on opk again. Had a few twinges down below on left hand side around 13:00 - 14:00.

Just waiting for other half to get home (going to pick him up from train station so he's home even sooner) then dtd again!

Kitty FX come onnnnnnnnn!!!!

Lucie, I reckon I'll test every day now until I get a positive or a period! I can't hack it anymore!

Oooh, we're running out of space already, who fancies starting a new thread!?

I think SYMPTOMS, POAS and lightening vaginas needs to appear in the new thread title

Is anyone going to be testing this weekend?

Updated stats, congrats Kismac, brilliant news.

BFP:
Fairey86
Pompatrol
Shetland
Phryn
BitchPeas
Wineandchoccy
WigglyBraddins
Mustbeduesomebetterfeet
BananaToast
Kismac

Any News:
MrsI86, 28, ttc#1, cycle 3, bfp due 7th August
Gemcon, 33, ttc #1,cycle 2 BFP due first wk August
Seraphina5291, 31, TTC#1 Cycle 4, BFP Due 8th August

No News yet:
Tickletink, 29, TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP due 14th-17th August
MrsGingerbread,31,ttc #1,cycle 5 (mc cycles May and June), BFP due 16th August
Onedaylikethis, 27, ttc #1, cycle 1(Mmc June 2014) BFP due 17th August
Sparkle 17, age 29, ttc #1, cycle 3, bfp due 18th August.
MrsS010814, TTC #1, cycle 1, BFP due 18th August.
Lucieloos, 35, TTC #1, cycle 5, bfp due 19th August
BobsyBoo, 38, TTC #2, Cycle 19, BFP due around 19th August.
TheDetective, 29, TTC #3, cycle 2. BFP due 20th August.
Siarie, 26, TTC Number 1, cycle 2, BFP due 20th August
Katybear123, 32, Ttc #1, Cycle 3, Bfp due 21st August
JaneyTea, 33, TTC#1, cycle 3, BFP due 22nd Aug
Blueskygirl30, 30yrs old, TTC#1, cycle 3, BFP due 22 August
Cariad2014, 32, TTC#1, cycle 3, (mc June 2014), BFP due 22nd August
Jazzyjenbo, 30, ttc#3, mmc in jan, BFP due around 22nd August
gennibugs, age 33, ttc#1, cycle 9, bfp due 23 August
Dinodiva, 34, TTC#1, cycle 2, BFP due 23rd August
Mummabubbles, 34, ttc #4, cycle 1, BFP due 24th August
Natalie1989xo, 24, TTC#3, cycle 2, BFP due 24th August
Fattycow, 26, ttc #1, cycle 8, BFP 24th/25th August.
angelahammon 34 , ttc 1, Cycle 2, BFP around 25 th August
Plinkyplonks, TTC#2, cycle 7, BFP due 25th August
SunbathingCat, Age 35, TTC #1, Cycle 3, BFP due around 25 August
Fififolle, 36, TTC#2, cycle 3, BFP due 26th August
Cockbollocks, TTC 3, cycle 2, BFP due 27th August.
EnglishGirlsReturned, 33, TTC #1, Cycle 12, BFP due 28th August.
KittyVonCatsington, 33, TTC #1, Cycle #9, BFP Due: 29th August
Ohlordyplordy, 33, TTC#1, cycle 2, BFP due 30th August
TheGrandHighWitch, Age 29, TTC#3, Cycle 4, BFP due 31st August.
MrsBeeBeeBee, 29, ttc #2, cycle 4 (mc July), BFP due 31st August

MistressKatherine TTC#1, cycle 2, BFP due?
Bobs76, 38, TTC#2, cycle?, BFP due?
Prettywhiteguitar, 36, TTC#3, cycle 1, BFP due?
slightlyconfused85, TTC#, cycle2, BFP due?
Winnie81, 33, ttc #3, cycle 1, BFP due?
Iamdivergent, 28, TTC#3, cycle 8, BFP due?
Catnip85, 28, TTC#1, cycle 1, BFP due?
sarahg1, 30, TTC#1, cycle 5, BFP due?
BoredOfFootball, 30,TTC#1,cycle 19, (MC May 14), BFP due?
Scoop77, 27, ttc#2, cycle 1, BFP due?
BalancingStick, 34, TTC#1, Cycle 8, BFP due?
Vulpix180513, 23, TTC#1, Cycle 4, BFP due??
Portly penguin, 31, TTC#2, cycle3, BFP due?
Ellstor, 25, ttc no1, cycle 3, BFP due?
ProbablyMe - 39 (40 next month ) TTC #5, 1st cycle, BFP due?
Mrsglitter, 31, cycle 1, BFP due?
MaGratgarlik1983, 31, ttc#1, cycle2, BFP due?
CurlyJay 44, TTC#3, cycle 2, BFP due?
Kyzordz, Age 25, TTC#2, Cycle 1
Toobreathless, TTC#3
Jdear (27) ttc#1, cycle 4 (cp cycle 2)
HopefulMum111, 35, TTC#1, cycle 3, mmc in May 2014.
MademoiselleG, ttc#3, cycle 1 (Tmfr July), BFP due?
Pubroast82, 32, TTC#1, cycle 7, BFP due ?

AF arrived:

MaMaPo
SurreyBunny
HettyB
Whatamuddleduck
LP2014
Pikz
Treaclepie19
Mistywillow
CoffeeOne
Kurama
Aprilray
Coralcolour
MrsExtraOrdinary
Cpt1sock
Alien11
xBlueberry88x
cth1982
Casiopeia
Sunshinesaz86
ChandlersFarang
laurano81
Spinningirl10
Fatty fishwife
Guinnessgirl

Welcome Charlie to the board, what symptoms are you experiencing out of curiosity? ,

thanks Kitty, last month i got so excited when i started spotting but then major disappointment when AF came, if i do spot again this month i am not taking it as a symptom straight away , hoping the electric shock feeling works it way down to your Vag ( in a nice way lol)

siarie i hope you enjoy your take away and AF stays away

Welcome Charlie, join away this as kitty says is symptom town.
Siarie love the detail and the takeaway idea. We r staying in to and round the same.
Update for the KatyBear house went for run and best I have run in ages - must b a sign right? :-)
Of any my cbfm, cbf stick and my pre seed arrived so am officially hoping I have now prompted Sod's law!!,
I hate waiting. I could be anywhere from 9 do to just 3 dpo so no testing yet for me booooooooo

Kitty A shock to the boob that must have felt weird! I'm rocking back and forward here 8 or 9 DPO O.o and doing the knicker check for an early AF.

On the plus side I'm having takeaway this evening so even if AF comes I'll be able to go into my cave of darkness and not return for 4 - 5 days.

Welcome Charlie! Hope you are not a passenger for long!

Congratulations kismic a lovely dark line there!
angela Spotting is certainly horrid and scary and I fully sympathise with your fear. It's hard to remember not all spotting is bad when it rears it's ugly head. Hope you get no spotting or 'good' spotting this cycle.

Gosh, it's SYMPTOM city on the August bus Was thinking of MrsE and Saire earlier when I had what felt like an electric shock in my left boob. It's not my vag but it's something!

I know I am late to the party (excuse the phrase!!) but can I join you? I am in the agony of the TWW and feel like time has blinking STOPPED. I am only 5dpo, but but but I have been having weird signs! This is only month 4 TTC and it will be baby number 3 - so you would think I would be an old hand but very excited and totally obsessed with my symptoms.

I will test as early is poss of course but am thinking I need to hold out til Tuesday which will be 6 days before period is due and 9dpo. Anyone else testing then?

Was so excited to read your bfp kismec I have been lurking and it is great to read a positive story!

Kismic , great news on your BFP!!!

Gd on I sparkle and I still have all crossed ur not out till the witch gets u

Congrats kismic amazing news.

You could test early MrsS you could use a frer. Do you know how many dpo you are.

I'm not going to test again now after my bfn yesterday and will just wait for af to arrive. Sunday or Monday. Going to have some 'just for fun' dtd over the weekend as that seems to have slipped away!

Tickle - I hear u entirely I to have 2 apps with different info in both. It is so frustrating.
I had dull cramps yest and lots of cm. less cramps today but again lots of cm but might b his junk as dtd last night. Sorry tmi.
Others have told me cramps might b implantation do could b gd thing. Creamy cm I'm told is a gd sign we have ovulated
I'm only cd 20 so have a while to wait hopefully no af but cycles vary 25 days plus. Aaa ahhhh
Am waiting on cbfm to arrive today jic. No sign yet!

Kismic - amazing well done u.

Congratulations!!! Wonderful news to all the BFPs out there. I 'need' to wait till the 18th to test but am so impatient, I just want to know NOW!! Is it to early to test? Will I just be disappointed? Thanks. xx

Thank you! I'm going to go buy a cake for my lunch to celebrate. Ha ha.

Congratulations kismac, here's to a healthy 9 months x