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TTC after MC. The ups, the downs, the never ending Toad in the Hole and the relentless onslaught from the Facebook faceslaps!

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Sal1977 · 01/07/2014 12:53

The Rules...

(1) A lady may only POAS on a Friday.
(2) Friday means the day that everyone calls Friday in the time zone where you spent the night.
(3) Rule (1) does not apply to POA-OPK-S, UNLESS they are being illegitimately used as surrogate HCG detectors, in which case Rule (1) most definitely does apply
(4) Rule (1) does not apply following a BFP because if you want to waste £25 a day POADigiS that's your prerogative
(5) Rule (1) does not apply if a lady is POAS in an attempt to get a BFN to prove she can start DTD with intent
(6) Rule (1) does not apply if a lady wants for unknown reason to pee on an actual stick, like a twig or some such, if that lady is unexpectedly caught short whilst tramping in the forest looking for bears.
(7) These rules (including Rule (1)) are subject to the change at any time if the ladies of the Posifrickentivity thread decide on a whim come up with empirical evidence to prove that it is luckier to POAS on any other day of the week
(8) Violators of Rule (1) shall be subject to fish throwing.

And as a grand finale, why not pledge to NEVER POAS before 14DPO?

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Treaclepie19 · 01/07/2014 13:22

Haha, I have only ever lost weight by calorie counting. Can't get on with anything else. Saying that though I'm not doing so well today.

Sal1977 · 01/07/2014 13:15

Me too Tanny, here's hoping this ones a bobby dazzler for us all!

We could be ICSI'd by Xmas with a bit of luck! Just trying to decide on method of misery...5:2 (on which I put on weight last time), Shake type diets (on which I nearly murdered within 6 hours) or good old Fat Club (Slimming World) which works but will take a bit longer. There is of course the old favourite of the Diet Coke and Malborough Light diet, not sure it's the healthiest way to go though...Grin

I guess I could always become a crack-whore which would pretty much guarantee weight loss and pregnancy...

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tannyLoo · 01/07/2014 13:13

Sorry that was a fish slap moment right at the get go. Promise to keep the posifrickitivity going!

Treaclepie19 · 01/07/2014 13:11

Oh sal, you can do it!
I'm currently eating dairy milk when I should be dieting. Grr.

tannyLoo · 01/07/2014 13:11

Broody good!

Place marked, and feeling a bit "oh no not again" about being recently upduffed at the start of a thread. All my previous times, I've miscarried by the end of it.

Treaclepie19 · 01/07/2014 13:10

Haha, me too broody!
My temp is back up so I'm saying I have ovulated and am 5 dpo. Much happier thought than not ovulating.

Sal1977 · 01/07/2014 13:08

Geddon Broody! I'm gonna try and join you on that one! xx

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Sal1977 · 01/07/2014 13:07

Whoop whoop! Come on in, take a seat and help yourself to the contents of my naughty cupboard as Chubby Checker here, now needs to limited herself to the likes of Cress...without the leaves.

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broodylicious · 01/07/2014 13:06

In the spirit of posifrickentivity, I've decided I'm going to get upduffed this month.

Just thought I'd let you all know WinkGrin

Treaclepie19 · 01/07/2014 13:05

Hi :)

broodylicious · 01/07/2014 12:58

Here I am! X

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