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The May bus continues for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, stock up on more BastardSticks and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!

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KittyVonCatsington · 12/05/2014 20:46

We needed a new thread already!!

Old thread is here

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JacktheLab · 15/05/2014 21:45

Hello, i'm back after a couple of weeks following af, can someone change the stats for me, my bfp is now due on 31st.

I used an opk this morning and the line was almost as dark as the test so my DH has been told he's on duty tonight!

I've had my last caffeinated coffee tonight until either I get a positive result or af shows up, it's was lovely ;)

KittyVonCatsington · 15/05/2014 21:18

They are bastards Retro!!! Why did they only have one other candidate if they are that worried about protocol???? Governors don't know their arse from their elbow sometimes (non staff ones that is!!)

I'll have a stiff Gin with you!!!! Wine Too f##king right you deserve a BFP after this!

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MissMrsMummy · 15/05/2014 21:09

Oh noooo Retro what will happen now?! So sorry. That is mega-frustrating.

toothachereturns · 15/05/2014 20:47

Ha steady. ... he doesn't deserve Wine until I'm upduffed. Wink

RetroHippy · 15/05/2014 20:35

Oh no toothache's DH Sad

Give him Wine

toothachereturns · 15/05/2014 20:33

Ah that's pants retro!! My dh was meant to have an interview today too.... it was cancelled as he was travelling to it. How rude!

RetroHippy · 15/05/2014 20:28

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The interview has been cancelled Angry

There were only two candidates and the other one cancelled at 5pm this evening Are you on here other person?

Governors won't interview just one person and they wont just give me the damn job.

Pass the Wine, I'm not in in the morning as supply has already been booked and I've lost my PPA for interview prep.

Please, I have to get a bfp after all this Sad

KittyVonCatsington · 15/05/2014 20:05

Get in Toots!!! A beautiful line to behold Grin Enjoy the rewards of your hard work!

Not sure I have this vag bbt temping thing down. Got a random reading of 33.59 degrees this morning. I can assure you I don't have hyperthermia Smile Might need a bit more practice!

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MissMrsMummy · 15/05/2014 19:09

Does my reflexologist know something I don't know?! At the end of the appointment, she said if I find out I'm pg before my next session I should call her to check about which oils I can use. SHE HAS NEVER SAID THIS BEFORE!

MissMrsMummy · 15/05/2014 19:08

Yes toots well done! Yay!

toots123 · 15/05/2014 19:03

Aw lovely, Linda!
im off on a family holiday next week and dont want to tell anyone... will probably have to tho!

spinningirl10 · 15/05/2014 19:00

Yay I can see a line Toots, Congratulations Grin

fancyacupoftea · 15/05/2014 18:17

THAT'S A LINE! Congratulations Toots!!!!!!

toothachereturns · 15/05/2014 18:15

Woohoo Toots! !!! Grin

Spotti · 15/05/2014 18:10

Woooooo for your BFP toots

lindamagoo · 15/05/2014 18:04

Oh it's exciting isn't it toots? I'm 5 weeks and 4 days now and got a wee bump already Smile

toots123 · 15/05/2014 17:49

Thanks Linda. How many weeks are you now?

Dh looks like the happiest man alive. Uploaded it from the ipad so looks better on that than on my phone!

lindamagoo · 15/05/2014 17:46

Ahhhh toots I can see it SmileSmileSmile congrats Thanks

toots123 · 15/05/2014 17:42

Votes please!!!

www.canyouseealine.com/view_home_pregnancy_test.php?testID=50144 hope the link works

spinningirl10 · 15/05/2014 17:01

Retro, they say things come in threes! New house, new job, bfp, fxGrin

toothachereturns · 15/05/2014 16:51

No af here yet, but doubled up with cramps so I know she's around the corner. Sad

Retro - fx for your job. And bfp! Smile

Waffle - how frustrating. My af is a day late so far.... and judging by the cramps, she's gonna be a whopper when she arrives! sigh.

hanflan · 15/05/2014 16:41

Oh waffley I'm so sorry the bitch is messing you around! When I've been late in the past, AF has arrived in full force and heavier than usual Confused
Have no idea what to suggest. Don't really want to suggest taking another hpt as I know you already did that and it's crap seeing negatives every time! Maybe if she has not properly arrived by tomorrow then poas?!

Waffleyversatile · 15/05/2014 16:05

Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry I thought AF had started 6 days late but only had brown blood yesterday and hardly anything today just pink when wipe. normally my AF is straight into a medium flow. ive really jad enough now. this has never happened to me.

Sorry to vent. for those who AF arrived late was it normal?

hanflan · 15/05/2014 15:56

Yaaaay toots we would love to see a pic of the BFP if possible, and of course the coveted "how you did it" stats! Grin

toots123 · 15/05/2014 15:47

Thanks all! Cant believe it at all. Clearly im not ready to leave you all yet!
.havent told dh! Will poas tonight and show him and hope its another bfp

Ive felt sick all day, wondering if its all in my head. Cant be ms yet!