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The May bus continues for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, stock up on more BastardSticks and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!

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KittyVonCatsington · 12/05/2014 20:46

We needed a new thread already!!

Old thread is here

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lindamagoo · 18/05/2014 21:47

Retro quite a few girls on the a/n buses have that, a couple have had it for a while and their midwives or gp's have told them it's ok as long as it's not fresh red, if it's brown then it's old blood most probably left over from implantation

RetroHippy · 18/05/2014 21:41

Some brown cm when I went to the loo just now... Someone reassure me that's normal please. Confused I'm on edge now!

toots123 · 18/05/2014 21:28

Congrats retro!!! :)

MustBeDueSomeBetterFeet · 18/05/2014 21:04

So I'm out this month. AF came earlier and as I wasn't temping or using the sticks am guessing I ov'd earlier than expected! On to June!

Congrats to those who got their bfps.

Littlebear81 · 18/05/2014 20:00

Congratulations Retro! Great news. Now hop on over to the penis dragon graduates bus!

FX the rest of you get your BFPs soon

victoria401 · 18/05/2014 19:28

Just counted and realised I'm already 6dpo and cd20! This time last cycle I was already frantically symptom spotting as had loads from 5dpo! Headaches, heartburn, nausea, constipation... I have nothing, and I'm glad. Felt so ill in the 2ww last month I was so convinced I must be preg so was massively disappointed when I wasn't. End of the world. At least if I feel nothing it won't be so much of a blow! Hurrah for no symptoms as I can already begin to accept a bfn and then anything different will be all the better!

spinningirl10 · 18/05/2014 18:09

Missmrs I have poas before 10dpo, I'll see how long my willpower will last but I have a really busy week as we're moving in 9 days and I have 2 houses to sort out and clean!!

lindamagoo · 18/05/2014 17:32

It was me that mentioned the bleach test ages ago, my pal done it after seeing it on YouTube Smile Someone else posted a link to a site called negative pregnancy test (I think) that tells you about other handy things to pee on, toothpaste doesn't work, I just tried that, lol. God I'm sooooooooooo bored today Grin

gennibugs · 18/05/2014 17:13

That sounds lovely silverine.
I do agree that the sun makes everything feel a bit better and more positive.

silverine · 18/05/2014 16:53

Aaaaah, bliss! I took a jog/power walk to the shops, did the shopping then sat for almost an hour outside in the sun by a lovely fountain, drinking a smoothie, listening to Bon Jovi (my faves!) and playing solitaire on my ipod, even checking on you lot a couple of times, and feeling really happy and content!! I even smiled at all the preggo ladies around rather than feeling all jeal. The sun does seem to have gone to my head as I'm feeling really positive right now Smile! Might be to do with being in my 'fertile window' but feeling really good about this month - must be all the BFPs on this bus: COME ON PENIS DRAGON!! Wink Grin

gennibugs · 18/05/2014 16:38

congratulations retro

so pleased after last month for you.

to think it was a custardy shag that did it! Grin

RetroHippy · 18/05/2014 16:23

MissMrs, have patience. I didn't start POAS at 9dpo this month. Not al all Blush

And the custard shag was due to an #ahem# yeast infection that put me out of action. Got my OPK and still wasn't over it. Girded the loins and did it anyway twice, and gave it to DH but it was all worth it!

We certainly devote ourselves to the cause round here...

RetroHippy · 18/05/2014 16:20

Mademoiselle, I can't take credit for the frothy wee, that was all linda, though only because I've used all the bleach cleaning the house for moving...

The bfp however Grin that's all mine!

Best bus ever.

And DH was slightly more impressed by the Superdrug test. 'Wow, that's like, really pink,'

Bless him Smile

MissMrsMummy · 18/05/2014 16:14

Oops just realised Sat is way too early. Is 10DPO the earliest you can do it realistically?

In that case, it'll be Mon 26th (BFP due 28th)

MissMrsMummy · 18/05/2014 16:12

spinning wait for meeee! Though I am only 2DPO. So I can't pee with you as I'll only be 7DPO I have done that before though!

I will poas on Sat if I haven't got loads of spotting already by then Grin

I'd better order some ics as mine are only 20miu... rubbish!

toothachereturns · 18/05/2014 16:11

baulk < at custard shag. Grin Grin Grin

spinningirl10 · 18/05/2014 16:07

Yay Congratulations Retro, so happy for youGrin

Wow the bfps are really rolling in on the May bus!! I'm 5dpo....only another 5 days till I can poasGrin

MissMrsMummy · 18/05/2014 15:50

What's this custard thing I seem to have missed?! Should I be involving it in my routine somehow??

Treaclepie19 · 18/05/2014 15:47

Ooo congrats retro :)

MademoiselleG · 18/05/2014 15:36

So I just peek in to check on the lovely Penis Dragon crew and I see that Retro got frothy pee AND a bfp? That's bloody amazing news!!! Congratulations WineWineWine

Canyouseemyfroth.com totally sounds the new thing ...

Spotti · 18/05/2014 15:33

silverine - not the sunshine that's sent us nuts...that happened a long time ago (particularly with the whole penis dragon thing, although you can blame Poly for starting that Wink)!

Can't remember who mentioned the bleach froth thing...but it's really cool that it's actually worked! Maybe a little weird to anyone outside of this bus to see a pot full of fizzy wee, but for us me still really cool!

Ewww at the weevils Chandlers. It seems they don't like gluten free flour or oats etc so maybe that could be an option for the future? (I'm not weird by the way - I don't test random things for bugs although I do get bored easily...hmm... just that when I found out I was gluten intolerant I started baking loads and kept checking my bags of flour expecting to find bugs but never seem to find any! I've had a bag of flour open for months now and not a single creepy crawly has even dared go near it :). Must be the wheat gluten that they feed on...)

Lol at the custard shag retro. Gross, really gross, but it has obviously worked so I suppose I should really be saying "yay for custard!" >so totally need some reference to Custard in the next thread title Wink

RetroHippy · 18/05/2014 15:17

The custard shag worked! Grin [boak]

fancyacupoftea · 18/05/2014 14:56

CANYOUSEEMYFROTH.COM SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!

Huge custardy congrats to you retro! For real this time!

lindamagoo · 18/05/2014 14:36

Lol Chandler, I'm going too pee on other stuff over the next couple of days to see if they work too! Toothpaste and dandelions and anything else google tells me to Grin

Treaclepie19 · 18/05/2014 14:34

Lol enjoying reading about "can you see my froth.com" haha.

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