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The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

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KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 22:33

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 11/05/2014 08:03

If you google 'implantation quiz' - theres a little quiz that tells you how likely it is. obviously dont take it as gospel. But implantation bleeding is typically brown and is around 6-12dpo.

mistywillow17 · 11/05/2014 07:48

Could it really be implantation? Maybe I can keep a teeny bit of hope going.

I have had to place an order for more ICs as somehow, my last lot have all been used despite it not being nearly time to POAS yet Blush Who knew that peeing on stuff would be so addictive?

kurama · 11/05/2014 07:35

managed to resist poas again this morning Grin Wink
also id lost my ipod months ago so decided to get a new one. lo and behold old one turns up on day new one arrives its 4th gen (with cracked screen) vs 5th gen. ive said ill send new one back and make do if I get a bfp next week Wink hehe

EnglishGirlAbroad · 11/05/2014 07:32

Misty - it could be implantation. That is usually brown and a few days before AF is expected. I've had a lot of brown cm from 12-15dpo. If nothing more comes of it do a hpt in a few days Smile

Sounds rubbish Duchese! Although I think I'd still try to force a shag with DH, pox or no pox! Wink

MrsGingerbread · 11/05/2014 07:31

misty Definitely could be a symptom. Fingers crossed for you!

Duchesse O am so sorry to hear about the chicken pox. Poor you!

mistywillow17 · 11/05/2014 07:26

Wow, great news ginger and english (and MrsE's cat!).

I think I am out this time, AF came for an early visit yesterday. Although was only a very small bit of old brown stuff, and has now completely stopped. manically googles whether that could be a SYMPTOM but realises that's grasping at straws

theduchesse · 11/05/2014 07:26

Arghhhh why is the world mocking me? During my last ovulation I had thrush, and now, just as my opk's are getting darker I have just come down with chickenpox!! Is my body laughing at me? It would almost be comical if it was happening to me! I also have long cycles so it's 3-4 months wasted not just 2.

Rant over. Sorry. I think if my opk goes positive today I'll probably still see if my poor long suffering DH will agree to dtd with a pox infected person!

MrsGingerbread · 11/05/2014 05:51

silverline does your thermometer have two decimal places on? (Not sure if you are rounding figures for us?)

Mine has to the hundredth of a degree and that is helpful for seeing patterns in temps.

MrsGingerbread · 11/05/2014 05:51

silverline does your thermometer have two decimal places on? (Not sure if you are rounding figures for us?)

Mine has to the hundredth of a degree and that is helpful for seeing patterns in temps.

theduchesse · 11/05/2014 04:46

Either way that is quite some mental image kitty!

KittyVonCatsington · 10/05/2014 22:10

Weeing not weeping;promise you it's not coming out of my eyes peeps!!!!

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KittyVonCatsington · 10/05/2014 22:08

Definitely going to take your advice, duchesse as I've just been for a pee, but nothing except a whoosh of creamy cm came out-it was almost like I was weeping it! Seriously, I'm pissing cm now WTF!? Grin

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kurama · 10/05/2014 21:00

if the bitch does arrive on monday then im going to phone hosp to find out whats happening next as ill only have one month of 50mg clomid left a 3months till i go back...

fx for english and mrsG getting darker lines in next dew days.
sorry af got you sammy.
if i get really bad mood swings tomoro then ill know af will def show up mon Sad

lindamagoo · 10/05/2014 20:36

Get dh to hide the ic's from you then you will have to wait until Monday Smile

EnglishGirlAbroad · 10/05/2014 20:22

I don't know Linda - part of me wants to so I know I wasn't imagining the line this morning, other part will only worry if its still super faint. Will go and buy some proper tests tomorrow and test monday. If i can get the fmu out the way I think I'll be able to hold off til monday.

theduchesse · 10/05/2014 20:14

Kitty I think you should get back to some dtd action in case your cycles turn out like mine sometimes do where if I have an anovulatory cycle I just carry straight on to the next cycle with no af and ov in that cycle instead. So I might ov on cd 40 or so. My DS was conceived on a cycle like this so I know that at least once I really did ov on the second cycle.

Apologies if I already posted this and you realised the advice wasn't for you. I'm pretty sure I wrote all this out a couple of days ago then my phone helpfully lost the post.

Either way, I know how you're feeling and it sucks. It feels particularly frustrating when you don't even know where you are in your cycle so you don't know what you should be doing to give yourself the best shot.

Congratulations english and mrsg. Awesome news.

Sorry about af sammy. It always sucks.

lindamagoo · 10/05/2014 20:04

English are you going to test again in the morning?

silverine · 10/05/2014 17:52

I take 100mg once a day after ov

EnglishGirlAbroad · 10/05/2014 17:49

Don't think it's actual baby aspirin MrsE, it's just a very small dose. But not sure how much it isSmile

silverine · 10/05/2014 17:30

Thanks serenity. yes, that's the trouble with the weekend... But I won't set my alarm for 7.30 just to take my temp! Wink The .2 reading was at about 9am...
Sorry to hear temping hasn't worked for you flirty. I normally prefer the old-fashing DTD as often as possible in the middle of the cycle, but my acupuncturist finds it helpful for the treatments.
...And that's before all my vits and tablets Smile

MrsExtraOrdinary · 10/05/2014 17:20

Where do you get baby aspirin? I've read all sorts about it? But I can't find it? Clearly I'm confused!

flirty30s · 10/05/2014 17:07

I wouldn't worry too much about temping kitty, I did it last month and stressed myself out so much about it that I chucked it this month. Yes it showed ovulation but so does CM and bastard sticks! And it showed my rise but I ended up having a chemical anyway! I was so caught up in temping as soon as I'd wake up that I used to wake up wide awake at 130am thinking it was time to temp. I figured a good nights sleep would be much better for my body. Have now moved my obsessing from BBT to extra vitamins. Am taking pregnacare, extra vitamin b6, vitamin d, cough syrup and baby aspirin. There is mixed opinion on the baby aspirin but my sis in law is a doc and recommended extra vitamin d and baby aspirin. Am also using preseed and doing SMEP! Although my friend just got upduffed first go and all she was taking was frolic acid. Bitch. Lol.

Serenitysutton · 10/05/2014 16:53

I love vinnopolis

I think you're readings might but a bit all over the place because of the differing times you took temp? My temp does go high after about 9am. Doing it at 4 or similar of I wake for a pee is unreliable also

silverine · 10/05/2014 15:55

It might have been to do with the Wine Wink but I thought that normally brings it up... I'm discounting the .6 because you're supposed to do it the very first thing before you've got up and after at least 3 hrs sleep. But I wonder if it should be the average of .4 Smile. Will see if it stays up tomorrow.

EnglishGirlAbroad · 10/05/2014 15:43

Think we're all entitled to have a little cry and a wallow Kitty, TTC is all consuming, especially when you been through mc and dodgy cycles. At least the temping will show you if you have ovulated so you won't have that wondering. Indulge in some wine for now.
Silver- sounds like you had fun! I'd love to go to vineopolis but DH is not a wine drinker! Maybe with the girls one day (in 9 months!). Your temps have got me confused! Let lone you! I think you can only really confirm ov after a few days of high temps. I don't always get a dip at ovulation.

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