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The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

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KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 22:33

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

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KittyVonCatsington · 01/05/2014 21:58

SYMPTOMS!!!!

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MrsGingerbread · 01/05/2014 21:49

Awww Poly How are you?

PolytheneGirl · 01/05/2014 21:48

Hi Ladies! How are you all? Have I missed anything?

theduchesse · 01/05/2014 21:46

Jumping on board. So glad we've finally got to May so we can get some more bfp's going.

Linda I've got a feeling you are going to be next. I'm sure stretchy cm is meant to be a SYMPTOM! Dragon

And Kitty. Diarrhoea - Definitely a SYMPTOM Dragon. And clearly symptom can now only ever be shouted. I added the dragons on the end to make sure my predictions come true. That's how it works right? Dragon

I much prefer the tww wait to this boring time waiting for ov. At least in the tww I can symptom spot. In the mean time I guess I'll pass the time symptom spotting for you lot.

MrsGingerbread · 01/05/2014 21:30

I also have the well known symptom of gurglitis!

I also got a bit stressed and sobby after work today which is unlike me. Clearly a symptom at a mighty 4 days dpo. :/

KittyVonCatsington · 01/05/2014 21:30

I just couldn't find 'diarrhea immediately due to a hot bath'-wondered if the too were linked specifically to pregnancy. Aaaaaaah! Grin

Gurgling has stopped. Veeeeery wierd. Especially if not due to a BFP Hmm

Ho hum.

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toothachereturns · 01/05/2014 21:09

I Googled diarrhoea in early pregnancy and apparently it's fairly common and down to the huge hormone fluctuations. Wink

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 20:58

It's gurgly-itis. Definitely a SYMPTOM.

KittyVonCatsington · 01/05/2014 20:57

Waffle away my love Grin - finish that Wine and write a steller application!

Stomach is still gurgly. Can't find anything on Google. What is that about?! Everything's on Google!!!!!!!

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RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 20:41

Actually, after a full glass it's not so bad.

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 20:38

And *too

Hope they don't judge my typos Blush

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 20:37

Pink grapefruit juice is yuk

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 20:31

I'm in primary Kitty, I am my subjects line manager Grin I'm going to ask the deputy tomorrow and leave the head of the school I was at before as my second.

Back from Sainsbo's. Got Actimel that I'm going to double dose (am and pm) to combat what DH calls my 'bird thingy'. Also got Pink Grapefruit to chug for the next week for Cervical Lucas, pineapple juice for post-ov implantation vibes and a bottle of wine to stop me worrying about the job app. Which I might get finished if I stop fannying about on here.

I'm essentially leaving it the same as when I applied before Christmas with very few tweaks. Figure it got me the job then... To. Much. Stress!

KittyVonCatsington · 01/05/2014 20:10

Retro, can you put your head of department/ line manager and your subject's SLT, as a reference? Good luck!

Right, got a wierd SYMPTOM for you ladies to help me decipher... Just ran a hot bath to relax after pulling a few 14/15 hour days (I never normall have a hot bath in the TWW) and my stomach after 5 mins started grumbling loudly and have had (TMI alert!) diarhea. I can still hear my stomach gurgling-it won't stop!!!!!!!!

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Owlie84 · 01/05/2014 19:58

Woo hoooo!!! I'll open a bottle of wine and hope he's relaxed enough to want to! Grin cheers ladies!

spinningirl10 · 01/05/2014 19:58

Definitely jump on dh now OwlieGrin

You can do it Retro.....and if you're stuck we'll all write you a reference!!Grin

EnglishGirlAbroad · 01/05/2014 19:54

You can do retro!!

Owlie Pounce!! Now!

Kitty- I had a bit but not much. But then I don't really get that much anyway. What I have got now is def creamy but not in abundance. Fx for you!

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 19:51

Now Owlie, pounce on him NOW!

Owlie84 · 01/05/2014 19:47

You can do it Retro!!!!

So sorry, haven't read back properly and I hate to dive in with a question, but I'm a bit excited!

I just poa OPK cheapie, and I've got the darkest line I've ever had - it's, darker the better, right? If so, when do you think if should pounce on DH? We can't dtd too much so just want to finally get it right this time?!?

Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 19:44

And I'm out of Wine Sad

Ok, procrastination technique no. 265311... Off to the shops!

RetroHippy · 01/05/2014 19:39

Why oh why did I leave this job application until this evening?! It's due at 4pm tomorrow and I hadn't thought of references Confused who do I ask for a reference if I'm applying for a job at the school where I'm already working?

I feel nervous and I don't even want it that badly. Just don't want to look like an idiot then have to work there till the end of summer term. But really, I'd rather go on supply and not have to worry about taking time off for preggy stuff after September (because I will be preggers by then).

Can I have a bit of moral support please dragons?

Fleurlur · 01/05/2014 19:23

Well thankyou kitty, I hope so too!

KittyVonCatsington · 01/05/2014 19:07

A personal thank you fleur for all the hard work you and your colleagues do, daily. I hope we will be needing 'your' services soon (including you, if you see what I mean!!!)

Been reading all the cervical Lucas chat and I've been getting very thck creamy white cm for about a week and a half-rarely get it normally. English- when you were having your horrid annovulatory cycles, did you get this in the second "half"?

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spinningirl10 · 01/05/2014 18:59

Welcome Fleur, what a lovely career you've chosen, hard work but very rewarding I would think.

spinningirl10 · 01/05/2014 18:58

Well done Kitty, a little tipple sounds goodGrin

Stepaway....yes it's funny that he asks, bless. I do also tell him when I require his servicesWink