The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

Quite a stressful week at work, so I'm having a lovely bath to make any prospective bean feel nice and cosy in the hope it decides to stick around!

Treacle Hello! How are you?

Can someone please post a link to the dragons a/n thread? I wanted to have a peek but I couldn't find our graduates:)

Linda - I got extremely faint line on internet tests 9 dpo and good line on frer 10 dpo. I'd say darker lines on ic tests only started yesterday and they are still nowhere near the control line.

Lol! Glad I came to see what you were all up to hehe.

Hope you are all ok :)

Oh my god I'm sooooooo regretting popping on to see what you lovely ladies are up to! Gusset custard and lumpy custard, boak

Sorry misty... It pretty much is.

My fanjo is broken

Too far misty, too far.

(I'm really laughing to myself a lot)

just as long as it's not [gulp] LUMPY custard. That's put me off wine AND dessert now. This thread is great for my healthy eating plan!

WELL GRIM

school custard. Grim.

Haha, emoticon fail.

Oh fancy, you've hit the nail on the head there with custard.

or primulagate doh!

Evening all,

no af, but no bfp either, so onto tomorrow!

My first antenatal group had primagate around about the end of our first trimester, fancy your mention of GC above reminded me of that! We are a bunch of oversharers ;D

Just popping in with a new disgusting phrase.

GUSSET CUSTARD.

I.e. discharge.

Retro Not sure how custardy yours is right now though. Conflict of desserts going on in your knickers.

I am also trying to cut down Misty...but then i thought relaxtion is good for conception so i opened a bottle of Leff

Last day of shaggin tomoz before i start my 2ww. Releived my fanjo needs a rest.

Retro i love an overshare!!

Glad to be of assistance misty

well you made me spit out my chenin blanc retro with talk of your yogurty fanjo - glad it was white wine and not red as it would have stained the carpet!
I am trying to cut down on wine consumption, in readiness for potential BFP, but not finding it very easy at all. Maybe associating wine with visions of yoghurty fanjos will help.

we saw one flat that we both really liked and its 2 bed now just waiting to find out how much it is (unsure as in middle of being done up) and also waiting to find out if landlord kind enough to lower rent for us. if not im hoping to snap this one up. yes its top 2 floors of a block and no outside space for poor kitties but it does look lovely

had several sharb stabby pains on lefr side while shopping today and an ache (still there) on right side... cd19 today of a 29 day cycle. still trying to be optimistic about getting a bfp this month but it gets harder each month. even considered foing to a palm reader today! fx for anyone poas this weekend. ill be cheering for you all

now I think im gonna run a nice warm bath and stick music on and try to relax and think happy bfp thoughts for an hour then im gonna go rub my lucky dragon egg necklace lol rawr

Ugh, can't stand Chardonnay anyway. I am an exclusively red girl. I pretend it's good for me .

Not sure if the advantages of the grapefruit juice are outweighed by the cons of all that sugar. I'm cutting out all the healthy fruit I've been eating too... It's never bloody straightforward is it?!

Hahaha retro I've done the yoghurty fanjo before! thrush is so uncomfortable :(

Aww misty I hate the guilty dreams feeling!

Steer clear of the Chardonnay this weekend retro stick to red!

fleurlur, I'd forgotten how painful they were too - I shouldn't have forgotten, really, given that was the reason I went on the pill in the first place.
I haven't had weird dreams for a while, but I once dreamt I stole a baby from the hospital - I felt awful and stricken with guilt all day afterwards

Well, I now have a fanjo full of yoghurt

Apologies to those who don't know me yet I'm not scared of an over share!

Taking Activia l.casei whatdjamacallits twice a day and have just shelled out £9.99 for the flucanozole pill.

I will kick the ass of this before O-Day. 4 days before I have to be back in action...

Just pointing out to those who are wondering about thyroid, I have underactive, have done nearly 20 years. Yes it's a pain in my side! It's quite bad tbh but hasn't prevented me from having 5 perfectly healthy children who are all thyroid disease free. It's just z question of getting the correct dose which is usually easily fixed in just a bit awkward. So all is not lost even with hyperthyroidism I promise xx

I can't keep up!

Congrats lady!

Oooow I forgot what pre-contraceptive period pains felt like.

Had 2 crazy baby dreams the last 2 nights, last night I dreamt I had a baby but kept forgetting to feed it and the night before I dreamt I went to the hospital to have one baby but turned out it was twins. Only had one of everything so had to strap both into the same car seat. :S bizarre!! Hormones make my dreams so trippy.