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The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

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KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 22:33

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

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toothachereturns · 03/05/2014 08:32

Congrats Linda!!!!

OMG "gusset custard" is hilarious. Grin

I'm feeling soooooo sick this morning. Feels like morning sickness, but obviously it isn't. Confused Didn't even have a drop of wine last night. Maybe that's the problem. Grin

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KittyVonCatsington · 03/05/2014 08:12

Morning!

Linda I can see something faint on my iPad!! Got get another test!
I on the other hand have a very clear BFN on a FRER on CD33. Sad hope AF turns up soon in that case so I can start bbt charting. Will be needing advice as a newbie!

Have ordered online a bbt thermometer, 50 one step OPKs, conceive plus, vits and pack of one step 10miu pregnancy tests. Sod the ClearBlue Digi OPK. Never worked for me! Also, I've been able to buy all that for less than single Digi 20 pack!

May mean I have to go back to the depot and wait on the June bus though

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 03/05/2014 08:11

Custard gusset is by far the worst thing I've heard! Put me off my morning porridge Retro! Cheers!!Wink Glad your plan of attack has worked though!! In time for shag central!!

Welcome newbies! Smile

RetroHippy · 03/05/2014 08:08

Ooh, linda! I see something!!! FRER time Grin

Apparently my three-pronged attack has worked, custard-gusset is no more Grin hoping I've not spoken too soon, but this Dragon will be back in the metaphorical saddle by Monday!

Doodlekitty · 03/05/2014 08:02

Can I join? We have been trying for 6 months now but af arrived yesterday. Im still bfing ds1 so I think my cycles might be dodgy or something but I really want this month to be the month. Got the clearblue monitor out today so hopefully that will help.

lindamagoo · 03/05/2014 07:43

Will I keep my fmu are will I use fresh later? You'd think I'd never done this before. I've been p'ing on sticks for as far back as I can remember, lol

EnglishGirlAbroad · 03/05/2014 07:37

Waaaaaaaaaa!! Linda it's time to crack out the bad boy in afraid!! There is a faint line there for sure, I'm sure in rl it's even more noticeable.
Go on!!!
Viper fx for you!!
9dpo... Not a symptom in sight. Beginning to lose hope, after such a positive start. Oh well a few drinks later will sort that out.

spinningirl10 · 03/05/2014 07:32

Ooh Linda I can see a line :) I will be looking out for your update later with a second test, how exciting!

Good luck poas Viperama.

Welcome Perpetual :)

Ginger, Good luck for Tuesday and let us know how you get on.

I'm sure af will arrive today, got that af feeling :(

lindamagoo · 03/05/2014 07:31

I know fancy and they are more sensitive aswell. Maybe not as much dye in them with them being so cheap

fancyacupoftea · 03/05/2014 07:29

Honestly, I couldn't believe how rubbish the lines on the IC tests are compared to normal pg tests!

lindamagoo · 03/05/2014 07:24

Aarghhhhhhhhh! I'm too scared to do a FRER incase the bitch says no, lol. But I will be brave, have to know one way or the other I guess. Got to take the boys to gymnastics this morning so it won't be until later. Please let it be real Smile

mistywillow17 · 03/05/2014 07:17

I see a line!!!

JacktheLab · 03/05/2014 07:12

linda there is a faint line there :)

I think my period has just started, right on time, so back of the bus for me I think, I should be due again on 31st May!

fancyacupoftea · 03/05/2014 07:12

Lovely Linda! I see the line!!!! Congratulations!

That was about how strong my line was on the same brand of IC that I did the same morning I got a very clear line on a FRER. I say get thee to a chemist, pick one up and get it confirmed!

hanflan · 03/05/2014 07:02

Ahhh I'm on my phone so can't see the pic! Will look when I get to work. AAAHHHH please say it's a line?!

lindamagoo · 03/05/2014 06:57

Oh my god ladies please tell me you can see this?

The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!
The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!
hanflan · 03/05/2014 06:27

I had positives for four days this month! Some people just have long surges, don't worry about it. Keep looking out for the temp dip though!

ChaircatMiaow · 03/05/2014 04:40

I've just had a positive opk for the third day in a row and my bbt still hasn't dipped.

How many days do you usually get a positive for? I'm getting a bit tired of DTD every single day tbh!

Viperama · 03/05/2014 02:01

Linda Spinning when are you planning to POAS?

My cycles have been short recently. But 14dpo which is my luetal phase means I am due sunday4th. Would have preferred waiting longer but I am going abroad for a week Sunday without DP. We need to do tests together so it'll be Sunday morning for me...unless that gate crashing bitch rocks up uninvited

Treaclepie19 · 02/05/2014 23:31

Thanks kitty :) I'll let you know!

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KittyVonCatsington · 02/05/2014 23:20

Welcome PerpetualStudent Cake is always appreciated!!

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KittyVonCatsington · 02/05/2014 23:17

Come on little Treaclet!!! Let us know on Tuesday - will be thinking of you.

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Treaclepie19 · 02/05/2014 22:54

Hi Mrsgingerbread and kitty :)
I'm ok thanks. No more spotting bit I have had a lot of cramps. Was sent for an early scan on Wednesday (6 weeks) and they could only see the sac and nothing else (external) so they did a blood test for hcg wed and one today to compare.
I get the results Tuesday. Nervous, stick in there Little Seed!

Here is the A/N thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2022732-We-have-fire-in-our-bellies-were-incubating-our-little-Penis-Dragons

PerpetualStudent · 02/05/2014 22:35

You ladies are making me laugh so much!! Can I join the bus? I would say I'll bring cake, but I think topic of desserts is best left for now :p
Im 27, TTC#1, cycle 1, just entering my first ever TWW with BFP/AF due around 15th

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KittyVonCatsington · 02/05/2014 22:30

Always lower the tone fancy. Wink

Hi to the lovely graduates! How are things Treacle? Getting anymore pain/spotting?

Should not have jinxed myself earlier...after lovely dinner, really bad diarrhoea again. Feel like I should wait until CD35 before testing as that is when AF arrived last cycle. If I'm not upduffed, I really wish she would show soon so I can start again

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