The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

Think I'm out. 11dpo, cm has turned to the pre-AF browny colour I usually get. Can expect the bitch tomorrow or Wednesday. Temp is still up but again I expect that to drop tomorrow

Hi Kitty thanks for thinking of me! Last cycle my LP was 12 days and this time 10 so I think it's doing something! I knew AF was coming (6 days of spotting!!! That's a new low!) but I kept thinking, just one more day, pleeease!

How are you doing?

I like your thinking Mam and my DH is the same. He hates these companies that cash in on vulnerable TTC-ers! I'm also trying not to try too much and tbh it has helped a bit. I didn't even cry when AF came today!

Temping was useful this cycle for me to confirm I had ov'd but it was all over the place after that!

Didn't use opks.

Used ConceivePlus lube once but it's so hard to tell how much you've 'applied' from those tubes... had another whizzing around on the bed experience!

Still having reflexology but that's also because I'm still suffering from stress.

Enjoy the bank hol everyone!

I know Kitty, I'm trying to take the not-obsessed approach but it doesn't work coz I'm always checking in on the banter on the buses...even though I'm not on them now! lol also check in on another thread for long timers! But generally this month is the first I've no idea what's happening, cycle start date or anything! I'm living life now....the baby will come I know it ;) and for you too lovely!

Hello all! Just thought I'd hop on briefly to congratulate all the Penis Dragon Graduates and wave to everyone else; there is loads of space on the A/N Dragon bus and we are keeping you all comfy seats!

I have everything crossed for all of you this month and look forward to sharing fun stories of morning sickness and tender boobs with you all in the not so distant future .

Oh - and great job on the dragon campaign, I bloody miss him!

Spinning I'm not doing reflexology, not doing much actually...have realised throwing money at it won't make it happen. fate and nature will take its course!!! I hope!!!

Kitty I'm good! How are you doing?

Oh yay, congratulations for the bfps! Delighted to see the pics of lines!

Also EW those disgusting phrases are good!

Hope the campaign to get the dragon back is successful!

Thanks Linda xx

Whaaaaaaat.... So many posts! I am lost! I will read back in a minute.

No bfp for me this time. AF is here.

The good news is that I have two shots at May so I am getting comfy on this bus - I'm here right 'til the end!

MissMrsMummy age 30 ttc#1 cycle#7 bfp 28th May

m.wikihow.com/Get-Pregnant-Using-Instead-Cups

Viperama here's a link to some info about it. Hope the link works.

Viperama we used them on cd 9, 11, 12, 14 and 16 and normal dtd on cd 7 + 13. Just in the evening and kept it in for 6 to 12 hrs, you can still do everything as normal with them in, bathroom, shower, bath and all that. Defo worth a try

well done ladies on your BFP's! sorry to those who have had that unwelcome visitor. she'll get the message - treat her like a door to door sales person. she'll give up knocking eventually?

I'm still in the 2ww and as ever... massively impatient. it's been ok this weekend as we've been away with OH and DSS. full packed, but now it's all I can think about again. Damn my mind!

Omgosh kitty that is awful, I've had it happen after towelling down and that was bad enough! Did you manage to maintain cover??

Bfn for me last night. Been travelling since this morning so couldn't update sooner. DP and I v sad... again!

But Linda he's already consented to the softcups + preseed.

At what point in your cycle did you start using and what time of day? I almost think we could do morning and eve in fertile days?

No AF yet, but I know it's coming

congrats mel

well I decided to poas again and got a bfn. af due either Thursday or Friday. still getting cramps so that's been a weel now. got my solid smiley face on thursday 25 april so how many days post ovulation am I?? im getting so impatient.

Evening ladies & congrats Mel!

Cd6 here and still have brown sludge :-( yuck. Feeling oddly fruity tho.

Decided not drinking caffeine or no where near enough as much wine. Really craving wine today!

Congrats Mel!! More positive pics & stats tomorrow please!!

Bored of joyriding now, I want to be a proper passenger!

Xx

Oh, and

Hey ladies!!
Mother of all hangovers here!! Congratulations Mel!!
Serenity - implantation bleeding usually occurs between 6-10dpo, 9 is most common.

10dpo here and tummy feels very weird. Prob just too much alcohol! Losing positivity by the hour

Well, Lucas has arrived! At the expected time and of the required consistency no more custardy gussets here

Also feeling rather fruity this evening, drinking the Champers that was intended for my birthday... Wondering if it's best to wait till tomorrow to DTD though as I'm still a little tender in my special place will just have to tell DH to make sure I'm really warmed up... Can I use that excuse every time?

Champagne's bloody marvellous. As, apparently, is being 30. Been packing up the spare room full of my shit today, despite not having a moving date yet, I'm getting excited!

Yay mel.

Lol at linda - I'm not sure explaining to the MN admin peeps how penis dragons make us pregnant would make them bring George back. Maybe if we just keep posting where we would have put George, maybe they'll see how much we used him and give him back...either that or they'll get fed up of us making up our own emoticon thingymabobs and just give in and let us keep him that's my plan anyway

Rawr!

So lovely to have such a fun, positive bus. Hopefully the relaxed nature of it will make us all get bfps
I too have been thinking about choccy and hoping no news is good news.
In the rambini house we are still valiantly dtd, neither of us has keeled over from exhaustion just yet. Only a matter of time though! Still 3 weeks til af/bfp due if I have another 36 day cycle which feels like an eternity but am more than happy to ride the bus and wave pom poms for all my fellow dragons in the meantime