The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

I got a bfn this morn but ive spent most of the day feeling sick and was nearly sick when I smelt a bacon sanwich in town! 7 days.... RAWR! pain is back on right side too....

Really hope you have ovulated Kitty, I can thoroughly sympathise with how shit it is.
Just hit boots and got my vit d for my shit hair & conception vits for my shit body. They didn't have any dual hormone cb OPKs so hoping the airport does. And the sticks for my cbfm were ridiculously expensive - £15 for 7!! I know that won't be enough so might just stick with ic's...

fancy [wince]

Soz about your chuff Retro. Hope the custard acts as a nice sperm waterslide.

Kitty have you STILL not got AF? When did you last poas?

Retro, it might have been a perfectly timed shag :) You know what they say, it only takes one little swimmer!

Pleased you're taking a more relaxed approach Mama and enjoying life! I do stalk your thread in the hope of seeing you with a bfp, I'm sure it must be on it's way soon.

English, ahh not spotting, hope the evil witch stays away!!

Chaircat

I am officially fucked off. CD9, expecting ov on Thursday, still a little tender from thrush, so not DTD since last Thursday, or checked cp or cm.

This morning; whopping temp hike and +ve OPK.

DTD anyway ouch! but I strongly suspect we've fucked it for this month

Now I get it rambini. Go forth and wrestle

Alright mac, let's go. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with G C....

id give him till tonight to recharge. lol I thoroughly cleaned my kitchen yesterday and sorted out all the stuff I dont think ill need. .. off to town today to get myself a new toaster and see a friend hope everyone has a good monday !

Thanks ladies, everyone on here is so lovely I wish I had RL friends who were so lovely.
So we dtd last night, should I pounce on seduce dh, now, or wait til this eve so he can ahem...recharge?

sorry Mel! well done you! what ace news on a particularly lovely sunny day

chaircat - I'll join you love. Eye spy? I'm resorted to cleaning the house like a mad woman in the vague hope I stop thinking about it! haha! what a loser I am. Friends will be over soon to head to the park with their rabble. not sure if that's going to take my mind off it or not.

Good job I've got an easy week this week at work. 2 days in & best mate is getting married on Friday so I'm off Thursday to help. Love a wedding Me!

Happy Bank holiday you wondrous lot!

Horray! !!! lol. go rambini! your not out yet english and wahoo for mel.
im in middle of tww and half the time im convinced im pregnant and the other half that I cant be..... im going crazy here. I have loads of early pregnancy symptoms but ive had them before apart from sore boobs and it was a phantom pregnancy so tryimg not to think this month. only 7 more days of crazy till I know RAWR!!!!

Congratulations on the bfp mel and peak opk rambini!

Haha sorry, in reality it just means I am a bit mental, but basically I have pcos and a family history of early menopause (mum and gran both 27). I am approaching 26 and was told by my dr that I am already perimenopausal and that she wasnt sure if I was ovulating every month as my bloods kept showing diff results. So I invested in a clearblue advanced fertility monitor to find out if I was actually ovulating or just getting my hopes up every month for nothing. And today I got a peak on the monitor which detects the luetenising hormone surge associated with ovulation. Which means I have ovulated this month and at least stand a fighting chance of a bfp! hope that makes a little more sense!

Oh Kitty I hope that's not the case. Have you tried temping? That really helps as you can tell if you've ov'd. Fx there's a very good reason why AF isn't here yet! X

Sorry English

Brilliant Mel such great news!

Woohoo Rambini! Get busy

Yay Mel

English your not out yet huni, might not be af spotting

So I'm into my TWW now. What am I supposed to do now? Wait? How ridiculous.

Sorry rambini to be so clueless but what does that mean?

Whatever it is must be good, so yay!!

I GOT A PEAK, I GOT A PEAK, I GOT A PEAK! and definately DIDNT just do an 'i got my peak' celebratory dance in the kitchen then realised my neighbour was out washing his car staring at me like I am crazy
COME ON UTERUS YOU CAN DO IT!!!

Sorry to hear af coming english...and there's me ranting on about my bfp

Did another test this morning and much darker line! Whoop! Stats as follows

Age 41, ttc#2 (1st with dh), cycle 3, got bfp on 4th May (star wars day...may the 4th be with you!)...estimated due date 15th January 2015.

Came off pill in December 2014...irregular cycles. Started using clear blue digital ovulation monitor in cycle 2 and it worked for us in cycle 3. Ww didn't do anything out if the ordinary. I'm quite a healthy eater and quite fit so I'd say that's a factor. Also drink lots of vino! But now it makes my stomach churn
..yay!

Symtoms were mild pulling style cramps at 7 and 8 dpo....bit of nausea then too. Yesterday and today (11 & 12dpo) little stabbing cramps and feel very bloated and upset tummy this morning

Hope this helps y'all in some way and gives older ladies some hope too! You are a fabulous and funny bus-load so I'll be sticking around for a wee while to monitor progress!! Roar!

Thanks Kitty! Really thought I could have cracked it this month. Oh well... Onwards and upwards. It WILL happen eventually!